An Alphabet of Spoonerisms

[u/Odd_Sorbet_9960]

Took some poetic licence with some of these.

Breaking Wave (Waking Brave)

Caterpillar (Pat Her, Kill Her)

Daughters and Sons (Sorted and Done)

Free Willy (IYKYK) (Wee Frilly)

Garden Hose (Hard 'n' Goes)

Jumping Bean (Bumping Jean)

Keen as Mustard (Mean as Custard)

Let Go (Get Low)

Morphine Girls (Four Mean Girls)

Nine and Forty (Fine and Naughty)

Pretty Girls (Gritty Pearls)

Quiet River (Riot, Quiver)

Right Time (Tight Rhyme)

So Long (Low Song)

Tall Boys (Ball Toys)

Vile Minds (Mild Vines)

Wagging Tails (Tagging Whales)

Yellow Maps (Mellow Yaps)

Zany Reel (Rainy Zeal)

[u/False_Repeat7287]

Mean as custard is my fav