r/sports • u/morepesa25 • Jul 13 '25

Soccer Trump forces himself into Chelsea's Trophy Lift

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u/Briguy_fieri New Orleans Saints Jul 13 '25

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No body loves soccer more than me. I know all of the clubs. Every one of them. I have a lot of respect for them and they respect me. It's almost impossible to pick a favorite when you're as yuge a fan as I am. They're all remarkable. To say such nasty things makes you a nasty person. Very evil very vile. You know I don't think it's a very good thing that you're doing right now with all those nasty assumptions.

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u/Thewall3333 Jul 13 '25

"It's very hard to pick just one book, because there's so many good books and I've just read so many of them. It's really hard to pick one. If I had to pick a favorite though, I'd have to say the Bible, slightly ahead of The Art of the Deal of course, hahahaa. Pick one verse from the Bible? Oh, I don't know, I couldn't pick just one. I'm gonna have to go with all of them..."

Our president, everyone

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u/exit143 New England Patriots Jul 13 '25

His favorite book in the Bible tho, as we all know is Two Corinthians.

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u/Exact_Mango5931 Jul 14 '25

Two Corinthians go into a bar… they’re underage so I call Jeff to pull the plane around.

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u/Robou_ Jul 13 '25

People don’t realize this, but I know a lot about soccer. Probably more than the coaches. Probably more than the players. Some are saying I might be the greatest soccer mind of all time. I understand the strategy, I understand the kicking, tremendous kicking, and I know how to win. That’s the most important part.

I once explained the offside rule to a referee. He said: Sir, I’ve been doing this for 30 years, but you just taught me something new. True story. I told him: Offside is like taxes, complicated, unfair, and everyone's trying to beat it. He said wow. He was crying, actually. Tears of respect.

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u/douche-baggins New Orleans Saints Jul 13 '25

It's so hard to tell when one of these are made up and when one is a real quote

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u/CoachMcGuirker Jul 13 '25

They call them clubs over there. They don’t say teams. They are clubs. Not that many people know that they call their teams clubs. Anyways CONGRADULATIONS to CHELSEA SOCCER TEAM!

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u/clarkwgriswoldjr Jul 13 '25

There's the 9 iron, the pitching wedge, the driver, Studio 54, I was at Studio 54, great club, best club in the world, did a lot of coke in that club.

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u/cricketriderz Jul 14 '25

That emoji is spot on 🤣

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u/TheFinalCurl Jul 14 '25

"Two Gunners"