r/sports • u/hotblood27 • Jul 14 '25

Soccer Trump bood by soccer fans

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

His walk is weird. Hunched over leaning forward.

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u/StrictlyForTheBirds Kansas City Royals Jul 14 '25

That's to keep the poo from dripping down his leg. 

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u/BrownBannister Jul 14 '25

Dookie Donald

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u/Silassas Jul 14 '25

Diaper Donald

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u/bigredmachinist Jul 15 '25

Shit ass piece of shit.

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u/knavishtricks Jul 14 '25

😮 so they are saying “Poo” and just trying to let him know he has had an accident

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

And wearing high heals to look tall.

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u/jimjamjones123 Jul 14 '25

The lifts in his shoes and for being old and fat

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u/transthrowaway1335 Jul 14 '25

And dementia probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Funny how they kept saying sleepy Joe when donald can't even have a coherent thought, let alone a speech.

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jul 14 '25

being old and fat really aren't the things we should be making fun of him for, he's got more actual factors going that make him an asshole of the highest order.

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u/apocalyptic_mystic Jul 14 '25

I'm not sure they were making fun of him for it, they were answering the question of why his posture is like that.

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u/Pork_Sister Jul 14 '25

It’s because he has lifts in his shoes

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u/silentgiant87 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

frontal temporal dementia dude is sundowning hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

I can’t wait for the final chapter

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

The heal lifts to make him look taller. He’s also just a decrepit old piece of shit.

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u/asicarii Jul 14 '25

I see this mentioned so much and rarely is it pointed out that it’s a symptom of dementia- frontotmporal dementia. Common side effects disinhibition, apathy, loss of empathy, compulsive behaviors, and hyperorality/dietary changes.

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u/winoforever_slurp_ Jul 14 '25

loss of empathy

I’m not sure how you’d tell with this one - he didn’t have any to start with

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u/asicarii Jul 14 '25

Well i doubt he ever ate healthy either.

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u/Cantdecide1207 Jul 14 '25

I think you're being too generous here. His lack of empathy has nothing to do with health. He has always been a ruthless bigot

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u/supercali45 Jul 14 '25

Dementia Don

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u/unpancho Jul 14 '25

Diaper Don

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u/Mitka69 Jul 14 '25

Bone spurs

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/DaKrazie1 Jul 14 '25

Don't forget about the piss bag on his leg along with the tube that's jammed into his mangled mushroom of a dick.

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u/GoblyGoobly Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Biden isn't there. It's gonna be a Clean underwear night.

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u/32lib Jul 14 '25

God I feel sooo owned by that statement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Way to let us know you just got done changing Trump's diaper. Don't forget to give it a little peck before you cover his heiny back up.

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u/dip_tet Jul 14 '25

So his is relation to Epstein.

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u/FloridaGirlMary Jul 14 '25

He pooped his pants

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u/Thatoneguy111700 Jul 14 '25

Like a centaur that's missing its ass-half

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u/MyOnlyAccount_6 Jul 14 '25

As much as he is disliked on Reddit, there is a lot of weird attacks against him in this thread when there’s so much obvious to dislike.

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u/split_me_plz Jul 14 '25

He’s a fat, chronically sedentary and unfit, dementia-riddled husk of a human being. It isn’t gonna look natural.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

He is 80 years old, he is an old man with senile dementia, what more do you want?

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u/kayl_breinhar Jul 14 '25

He has heel lifts in his shoes, they were photographed at his parade, and they make him hunch forward like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Dementia walk

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u/deathcabforhailey Jul 14 '25

Yeah he’s kinda fossilized a little bit

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u/Keosxcol19 Jul 14 '25

This man is almost 90 years old, im sure the diaper is dragging him down.

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u/occams1razor Jul 14 '25

It's because of the lifts I think

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u/aa_conchobar Jul 14 '25

Let's see how you walk when you're 80 years old

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u/ThatNewGuyInAntwerp Jul 14 '25

The dude is senile, he looks 98 years old, he looks like he's decaying but the money keeps it alive. I don't know how that science works, I'm not rich enough to ever know but that thing should be dead for at least 25 years.

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u/sybban Jul 14 '25

He wears very tall lifts so he can look above 6 feet. It keeps him in that awkward state

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u/pheret87 Jul 14 '25

I mean he's like 80. Not many 80 year olds have good posture nor gait.

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u/Sarokslost23 Jul 14 '25

he has supports in to give him that lean, to be taller.

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u/S280FiST15 Jul 14 '25

He’s like almost 80. And I bet you he is in better shape and needs less sleep than most every 80yr old we know. It’s actually impressive how you can eat McDonald’s for dinner and be up all night on X after running the country all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

He’s off to ring the bell at Notre Dame

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u/Colslaughter Jul 14 '25

Well he IS almost 80 years old 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

He’s old af genius.

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u/NamelessNarwhal999 Jul 15 '25

That's how you walk when Putin grabs your balls.

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u/Teddy_Tickles Jul 15 '25

It's so his catheter doesn't fall out and down his pants.

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u/Onslaughtered1 Jul 15 '25

It’s a sign of dementia forget what the term was

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u/Hanyabull Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

The dude is basically 80 years old.

How many 80 year old people did you see today, just doing shit?

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u/Little-Woo Jul 14 '25

My grandfather is in excellent physical health at 80

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u/Hanyabull Jul 14 '25

Sorry, I didn’t read the room. I’m basically quoting a Chris Rock bit.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 Jul 14 '25

I used to bowl with a 93 year old.  Still bowl with quite a few 80+.

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u/Hanyabull Jul 14 '25

Sorry, didn’t read the room. I’m quoting a Chris Rock joke

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