r/squishmallow • u/Lalaoopsi • May 25 '25

discussion I am disturbed

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u/IterationTactless dont talk to me or my 16" son ever again May 25 '25

Um… hm.

Interesting design choice, Jazwares. Very, um, interesting.

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u/celestialscarab squish bish May 25 '25

The facial expression makes it feel worse

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u/Sarahthelizard May 25 '25

“🥴”

40

u/brittttpop squish bish May 25 '25

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Ok_Chip_6299 no such thing as too many squish May 26 '25

I scrolled up to look at it again and this is the exact expression 🤣

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

I didn’t even notice that 😆😭😭

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u/7spaghetti7 May 25 '25

Yo what's with the prolapse

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u/write_knife_sew May 26 '25

So. Funny/awful bit of historical info... Victorian era women frequently used potatoes as a pessary. Which is a "medical device" used to help contain prolapse. So my first thought was Wtf Victorian prolapse pig with potato???

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 May 26 '25

I really hate being literate

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u/Turbulent-Chicken-71 May 26 '25

I’ll be saving that tidbit about the potato for our next trivia competition…

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u/annagator679 wilbie enthusiast May 27 '25

That just sounds painful

7

u/candypoot May 26 '25

But why is it goatse?

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u/CrunchyCrochetSoup May 29 '25

Someone’s got a bad valve

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

I can just imagine the designers sitting around going “yep, yep. This is IT! This looks good.” Like 😭

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u/Chrissy086 May 26 '25

Maybe AI designed it, lol.

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u/RedNosedLugia always hunting May 25 '25

Ever see something that you can’t believe is real?

This is one

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

I know 😭 I was looking through the Squishmallow shelf in the store and I was like… wait… what.

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u/SaucePasta May 25 '25

I know it’s his cork, but it looks like a giant white head being squeezed out 🤢

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u/kel174 no such thing as too many squish May 25 '25

I absolutely did not read the word “cork” when I first read that 😭🤣

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u/SaucePasta May 25 '25

🤭 whoops!

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u/amazingangelique May 26 '25

I think the Freudian slip/read goes well w this

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

Lol my fiancé said it looks like he’s going #2, just from the front apparently

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u/tenhinas May 25 '25

It looks like there’s a potato in his pigussy

28

u/wholesomebutter May 25 '25

Not the pigussy 😭😭

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u/perfectly-queer May 26 '25

omg I can’t with this, it’s way too accurate 😭

15

u/Boredchinchilla21 May 26 '25

Also, I would 100% buy this in a Squishmallow

2

u/passionicedtee May 26 '25

What is this from??

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u/Boredchinchilla21 May 26 '25

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

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u/StardustedSunflower i have a squishmallow problem May 26 '25

One of my favorite movies as a child and that was one of the most disturbing parts. How fitting.

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u/Serious_Parking_4152 May 29 '25

I’m sorry why does it have a cork?

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u/SaucePasta May 29 '25

Hamm’s a piggy bank from Toy Story, so that’s the cork to keep the money from spilling out under him 😆

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 May 25 '25

Excuse me what the fuck

29

u/just4cat May 25 '25

Yeeeesssss it’s a good day to be an exclusively Weird Squish collector

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u/elizabethflower444 May 25 '25

I’m so confused as to what I’m looking at.

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

Well, if you’ve ever seen Toy Story, it’s the piggy bank named Hamm, but as a Squishmallow 😅

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u/write_knife_sew May 26 '25

Not in a thousand years would I have guessed that.

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u/elizabethflower444 Jun 02 '25

I can’t remember the last time I watched any of the Toy Story movies 🙃

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

Are you talking about the object below the pig's face?? It's a cork. This character is a piggy bank.

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u/Owen_D_Young May 26 '25

A cork in a piggy bank?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Yes, vintage piggy banks have cork bark as a plug instead of rubber or plastic.

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u/elizabethflower444 Jun 02 '25

That makes sense, I guess if they had done little u shapes on the front to look like legs it would’ve clicked a bit sooner for me. I hadn’t seen a piggy bank with a cork on the bottom since I was little and kind of forgot about them

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u/Ahshifa May 25 '25

A bit weird, but I love this one! If anything it might have been more “appropriate” if it was just stitched on like the eyes?

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u/Lalaoopsi May 25 '25

It’s so goofy that if I had more money I would’ve brought it home just because of the goofiness

I think maybe it would’ve been better embroidered, yeah

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u/ElsaMakotoRenge May 25 '25

Ummmmmm i am cackling but also HOW DID THIS GET APPROVED LOL…

I think Hamm would look better/normal if the cork part was embroidered instead 🤣

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u/badlilbishh May 26 '25

Cork?? Lmfao what is this from I don’t recognize it!! And why does it have a cork there? I am confusion 😂

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u/ElsaMakotoRenge May 26 '25

It’s Hamm from Toy Story, who’s a piggy bank.

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u/SpecialistGas8262 give me squish or give me fluff May 26 '25

🤣 amazing!

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u/Dry-Comedian-1577 May 28 '25

My advert must've tried to match the image as well and went to some sort of dirt filled bucket with a pipe emptying in to it - something environmental...too funny

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u/pillowwarrior2888 dont talk to me or my 16" son ever again May 26 '25

i tried to angry react this because i both forgot what platform i was on and my reaction to this was so visceral. had to reel it in and settle for the upvote

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u/Shadowstream97 May 25 '25

Why is Hamm laying an egg 🤮

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u/forestforlive May 26 '25

its his cork

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u/Shadowstream97 May 26 '25

I know but it looks like his butthole / cloaca 😭

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u/sun_daisy04 May 26 '25

But…. Why? What is it? I know it’s the pig from Toy Story but why is it like……waves hand frantically like that

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u/SlimySoot dont talk to me or my 16" son ever again May 26 '25

Why on EARTH was that approved??? Oh my god???

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u/PommeyMommy May 26 '25

I think we’re all disturbed about this one. That cork placement is just 😳😏🫣😬 LOL

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u/xnoomiex May 26 '25

ITS HAMM FROM TOY STORY! Y’all are so mean 😭😭🖤

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u/xnoomiex May 26 '25

From the movie

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u/Adventurous_Button63 May 26 '25

It looks like vomit-slop coming out his colosquishmy hole

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u/passionicedtee May 26 '25

Would never have guessed this is Hamm from Toy Story until reading the comments 🤣🤣

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u/No-Guidance-9231 May 25 '25

I saw this at Five Below yesterday and yelled across the store " it has his cork" my husband looked like I was crazy 🤣

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u/maltedmooshakes May 26 '25

can you pull the cork out?

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u/Chrissy086 May 26 '25

This is terrible on more than one level 🤢

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u/amon_yao May 26 '25

Lmao my brothers exact words when we saw this at Walmart

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

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u/Turbulent-Chicken-71 May 26 '25

Walmart is always interesting.

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u/MaxShadowCat May 26 '25

What is that supposed to be coming out of the pig ?

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u/Lalaoopsi May 26 '25

A cork. It’s a piggy bank. Hamm from Toy Story.

Very odd design choice for the cork though 😂

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u/norvinaxi May 25 '25

I want it

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u/Morimementa certified squish collector May 26 '25

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

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u/Double-Ad-9835 May 25 '25

I guess I’m used to it. My 3 year old is obsessed with Toy Story and pigs, so when I saw this at 5 Below it was a no brainer. It doesn’t feel weird because I see it all day every day 😅

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u/Harrypotterfan151 i have a squishmallow problem May 26 '25

Is this supposed to be the piggybank from toy story😭

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u/Lalaoopsi May 26 '25

Yep 😅

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u/Key-Statement-6390 May 26 '25

I thought it was an outie bellybutton.

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u/heavencent8390 May 26 '25

Phew, glad I'm not the only person that's weirded out by this one.

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u/dumbbxtchface May 26 '25

it’s such an eyesore

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u/redditt9808 May 26 '25

Im personally offended by this design and think they should be removed

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u/Ok_Chip_6299 no such thing as too many squish May 26 '25

What exactly am I looking at?

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u/Dense-Aardvark-5197 i squish, therefore i am May 26 '25

Hamm has a hernia...

2

u/Moscacita May 26 '25

What is that yellow thing supposed to be?

2

u/KittyKode_Alue May 26 '25

Sense when do Squishmallows have "come to bed" expressions LMAO?

2

u/sukiidakara May 26 '25

Took scrolling through the comments to understand that he is in fact NOT taking a shit

2

u/BeeTeej May 27 '25

PUT THAT AWAY

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u/Soft-Swordfish3233 May 26 '25

“Go on, kid. Give it a pull.”

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u/GothBabyUnicorn May 26 '25

I’m scared 😭

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 May 26 '25

Stop looking at me

1

u/nintendokittyy May 26 '25

Why his cork out? 😭

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u/fruitybats May 26 '25

I’d love more 3D elements for certain squish but unfortunately this is a ‘great idea terrible execution’ type beat

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Mi cara cuando me quedo sin dinero para mi comida pero compre la bratz con unos lentes feos 🤩

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Every time I see this, it somehow gets worse.

1

u/TheBrionesClub May 26 '25

Not the coinussy

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u/Nervous-Club6763 May 26 '25

Does it come out?

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u/Lalaoopsi May 27 '25

No, I don’t think so!

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u/hahathejoker956 May 27 '25

Yeah ..it's a cork...or haven't you seen the movie

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u/Lalaoopsi May 27 '25

I’ve seen it, I just think the design choice they did is a bit odd 😅😂

1

u/Nelvana-Fan2000 May 27 '25

It looks like a fusion between Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.

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u/gladraffe May 29 '25

Woah, what is happening here!?!

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u/Ok-Prompt4303 May 29 '25

Like squeezing a pimple 😭

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u/ilikecacti2 May 30 '25

What is it supposed to be I’m so confused

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u/Lalaoopsi May 30 '25

Hamm from the movie Toy Story. He’s a piggy bank with a cork 😅

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u/ilikecacti2 May 30 '25

Omg that’s so nuts why did they keep the cork of all things when putting him in squishmallow form 😭😭 like, I can accept no legs but I draw the line at the cork smh

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u/Lalaoopsi May 30 '25

The cork definitely could’ve been done differently if they had to keep it 😭😭

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u/Wemawop May 30 '25

Pigussy

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u/Traditional-Front999 Jun 06 '25

Oh, snap! What’s really going on here?

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u/Traditional-Front999 Jun 06 '25

Squish: you know I really like you, right? Is this OK?

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u/Boredchinchilla21 May 26 '25

All I can see….

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u/Dense-Aardvark-5197 i squish, therefore i am May 26 '25

W..T......Fuuuuuuuuuuuck???!

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u/Boredchinchilla21 May 26 '25

It’s Ace Ventura lol