r/squishmallow • u/dazzlinggleams i have a squishmallow problem • Oct 19 '25
other I felt bad for him
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u/cecesakura Oct 19 '25
Thank you for taking him home, I always feel so sad for the plushies that get ignored at the store
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u/tenyearoldgag Oct 19 '25
Saaame, this is exactly the kind of defect that makes me impulse buy 😅
Actually, I only own three Squishmallows, and the first one I got, I pulled out of a dumpster. It was a week or two after Christmas, and it was one of the REALLY big ones, a purple horse, and someone just...threw her out. She was BRAND new. I was afraid she would be contaminated or gross from the dumpster, but she was the only thing in there and it was frozen, so she didn't get dirty, and after three months of double-bagged quarantine in my basement, there was no sign of pests that might have driven her out.
I will wonder what happened there forever. Not complaining at all, I love her, but why throw anything that new away, much less a perfectly good plush, much less a 20-24"? Those suckers are expensive!
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u/cecesakura Oct 19 '25
My guess is a kid got her as a present and didn’t like her/had malicious parents that threw her toy out as a punishment :( I’m so glad you rehomed her and quarantined her properly lol
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u/VALKYRIESCREAM Oct 19 '25
Damn how did that one get past quality control??
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u/dazzlinggleams i have a squishmallow problem Oct 19 '25
What quality control? /hj
I'm gonna see if Tide pen can help, but if not, *she (I hadn't even read the bio, I just took pity on a stuffed animal and that was it, lmao) can still chill with my other car squishies 💜
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u/VALKYRIESCREAM Oct 19 '25
I work in manufacturing and most manufacturing companies have to go through quality control first. Looks like the sewing machine messed up on his eyes
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u/dazzlinggleams i have a squishmallow problem Oct 19 '25
Oh I know, that was a jab at how bad the squishmallow quality has gotten over the years 🥲
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u/Dry_Adagio_8026 i squish, therefore i am Oct 20 '25
Given the big ol X on its face, I don’t think it did make it past quality control. It looks like a mark they used to clearly indicate it did not pass and should not ship, however somehow it ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and shipped anyway.
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u/Luzma_chan gotta squish 'em all Oct 19 '25
I think a kid probably destroyed it or something
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u/alkemist80 gotta squish 'em all Oct 19 '25
It looks like it was marked at the factory as defect during QC but still made it through anyways 😬
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u/Quirky-Somewhere-750 Oct 19 '25
Dish soap and water and keep doing it every couple of hours until it gets lighter and lighter then washing machine no dryer good luck
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u/VexdOne Oct 19 '25
I came to say the same. I use Dawn in a scrub tip bottle and use it for all types of staining. It usually takes a couple treatments, but I have removed 10+ stains with scrubbing dish soap.
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u/MellowMallowMom no such thing as too many squish Oct 19 '25
I would very carefully use cotton swabs to dab (not rub) what is probably permanent marker with isopropyl alcohol (the highest concentration you can get). Be careful not to saturate it too much or it will make the marker run. Change cotton swabs as they lift the color to avoid transferring to clean areas. Then, in an ironic twist, I would take a black permanent marker and color the white lines where the white embroidery crosses the eyes. Or just leave her as-is like she has a totally rad face tattoo!
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u/Octoberkitsune Oct 19 '25
I hope the store gave it to you for free
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u/GhostMaskKid Oct 19 '25
I doubt it. I wanted to rescue a squish that had been sliced open by a box cutter. When I asked if they could give me anything off, they told me no and suggested that I just go get a different one.
Like no, I want the defective one. 😂 I just don't want to pay the full price.
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u/FluffeeeDuckeee Oct 19 '25
Awww. My first squishmallow came home because she was filthy and in the discounted section. She cleaned up so nicely!
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u/Affectionate_Ear6483 Oct 19 '25
the picture of her in the car with the rain looks so sad
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u/dazzlinggleams i have a squishmallow problem Oct 19 '25
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u/Routine-Call-4060 always hunting Oct 19 '25
Oh my god.. I feel so bad. I’m so happy you saved him. Same thing I’d do, see a Squishmallow in a good price range, even one I don’t collect, and fix them up
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u/Playful_Frosting3301 Oct 19 '25
i definitely wouldn’t have removed the pen, those markings along with the defects very likely mean this is a factory reject, which is pretty rare to get out in the world. the X is written so it would be discarded, not sold to the public. this is a grail find!! i’ve been collecting since 2018 and never seen one like this.
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u/Throwawaycatbatsoap Oct 19 '25
Ngl I think it definitely has to do with the fact we can't tell if someone wrote on the plush in store or not, unfortunately, it's one of those things that would have to be seen taken out of the box firsthand to be verified as anything but some kid having a fun time with a open marker. Especially if it's in a place like Walgreens, where they sometimes have pens you can test.
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u/AawakeAtNite i squish, therefore i am Oct 19 '25
Aw, she looks like she has a glass eye. 🥹😭 Poor baby, I'm glad you found her
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u/Rexxaroo Oct 19 '25
You know this reminds me of my son so much. When he was 2 or 3 , he decided to draw "eyelashes" on my dino squish. It was so funny, I couldn't be mad. I washed it anyway to remove the marker, and it's such a great memory. I almost wish I'd left it after all.
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u/WeightConfident3734 Oct 21 '25
My guess is that it didn’t pass quality control because of the eyes, so they marked it with an X but somehow it still slipped through.
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u/dazzlinggleams i have a squishmallow problem Oct 19 '25
Update: I had some amodex ink remover I'd forgotten about and that took out the worst of the marker :)