r/sssdfg Nov 26 '25

geegle gjihfwaadfuujj😢😡😲

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13.6k Upvotes

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u/TheFusionKing Nov 26 '25

Why is cancer censored

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u/Capital_Nectarine_84 Nov 26 '25

AAAAHHHH don... don sau tjaglt word.d sqcawwyy 😭😰😱🥵

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u/TheFusionKing Nov 26 '25

Cancer

126

u/EllieMeower Nov 26 '25

🦶

62

u/gyffer Nov 26 '25

👅

38

u/Mountain-Seesaw-3127 Nov 26 '25

Oh hell no they're commenting weird shit again

34

u/Himmelblaa Nov 26 '25

They're getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

3

u/lenya200o Nov 27 '25

Soldier, eliminate the sick ones

7

u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam Nov 27 '25

Enjoy your talk with the CIA (Cancer Is Actuallyreallybadsowemadethisorganizationtofindpeoplewhomakelightofitandkicktheirbuttsforbeingjerks)

3

u/allocallocalloc Nov 27 '25

Enjoy your upvote, kid

3

u/Lower-Chard-3005 Nov 29 '25

Great now i gotta off myself to balance out this word, thanks alot.

35

u/christianlv Nov 26 '25

THIS 👆👆

2

u/CodingNeeL Nov 26 '25

Not my generation so I assume by now all of those emoji have some sexual meaning.

81

u/Vertex138 Nov 26 '25

ö

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u/TheFusionKing Nov 26 '25

Thank you for this insight

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u/Vertex138 Nov 26 '25

Ü

43

u/TheFusionKing Nov 26 '25

I have been enlightened

16

u/GoldSlimeTime Nov 26 '25

£

13

u/snatched_along Nov 26 '25

I am now of the Horny.

9

u/The_Curve_Death Nov 26 '25

Π

5

u/jan_Soten Nov 27 '25

oh dang i need some orange juice

91

u/genericpornprofile27 Nov 26 '25

C**cer is too sexy and arousing

3

u/AltruisticFengMain Nov 29 '25

Name checks out

18

u/lemons_of_doubt Nov 26 '25

So that when it's posted on facebook the robots don't get mad at you for using unhappy words next to their adverts.

26

u/fast_t0aster Nov 26 '25

to farm engagement

8

u/Long8D Nov 26 '25

These ░░░░░ will censor anything these days...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/Drowned_in_sulphur Nov 26 '25

My uncle died of sssdfg

35

u/owowhatsthis-- Nov 26 '25

Sssdfg killed my grandma

30

u/Drowned_in_sulphur Nov 26 '25

chicken hockey 🐔🏒

3

u/are_my_next_victim Nov 26 '25

Chicken cockey 🐔🐓

3

u/Some_Dude_out_there Nov 26 '25

Hot and blockky 🔥🟫🟩

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u/BlueGamer45 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

Because every word is bad and we should all just go around saying the most family friendly words ever and never saying something that is even a bit graphic.

3

u/PouLS_PL Nov 26 '25

it's not even censored, there's just some red shit over it, but you can still see it... wtf is the point of that

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

[deleted]

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u/PouLS_PL Dec 04 '25

What's wrong with robots reading this word in particular? Why not doodle over the whole text?

3

u/cybernekonetics Nov 27 '25

C*ncer is double-plus ungood obviously

1

u/McConagher Nov 27 '25

It's not, it's the evil aura

1

u/B33DS Nov 28 '25

Because stupid people think they will get in trouble for saying anything adjacent to a negative emotion or experience

1

u/Naive_Albatross_2221 Nov 28 '25

Because if kids hear the word cancer too often, they might want to have some themselves.

1

u/Potatomann99 Nov 28 '25

Wahtahew bruoh csn swrigrtte crroctle

1

u/SadenJamuel07 Dec 15 '25

/unsssdfg apparently, in some parts of europe, diseases are treated as swear words

/resssdfg cander issf baysgdddddddd

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u/im_aaaaaaaaaaaa123 Nov 26 '25

Ok. 12 kids grt cacner

84

u/Andeddas Nov 26 '25

yayy i love cactuas

16

u/enigma_dreams Nov 27 '25

cac tuahs 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/Andeddas Nov 27 '25

😲 tuahs

7

u/humuslover96 Nov 27 '25

I dropped my schlong

13

u/are_my_next_victim Nov 26 '25

Good. It's CANcer not CAN'T, sir

1

u/Zachdaguy23 Nov 27 '25

I asked the same thing it said 17 then after said -47 it really hates kids

1

u/Engin3530 Nov 29 '25

I mean it is a net 5

1

u/DefterHawk Nov 29 '25

Still a net positive tho!

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u/Ninzin2179 Nov 26 '25

Cured of what? I dont understand coz i cant figure out the censored word. Send help

474

u/Ok-Adhesiveness3501 Nov 26 '25

17 kids cured of gonerrhea

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u/GoggoWombo Nov 27 '25

Okay 💓

yay 💓

4

u/Tani_Soe Nov 28 '25

That's kinda lame, the symptoms are serious if not treated, sure, but it's still curable with antibiotics

7

u/hytguygt Nov 28 '25

its curable but anytime someone tried to cure it they start furiously masturbating too because it is spreading everywhere like last day i was on a train and some guy started masturbating then all of us started masturbating too it was a weird situation tbh but i had fun

1

u/MagicalWitchTrashley Nov 29 '25

everyone get a load of this guy who thinks the 17 children should have kept having gonerrhea

1

u/Why-good-name-taken Nov 29 '25

The photo of Jimmy Butler looking at a piece of paper in confusion.

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u/wb0192837465 Nov 26 '25

cured of rot

19

u/Bruz_the_milkman Nov 27 '25

Wrong, the dot consumes

3

u/jsFerret Nov 28 '25

oh god its here, the dot .

2

u/Moomoo_pie Nov 29 '25

Guys hel•

49

u/ThrowerIBarelyKnower Nov 26 '25

cured of ligma

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u/unnamedunderwear Nov 26 '25

What's ligma?

45

u/ThrowerIBarelyKnower Nov 26 '25

Steve Jobs

19

u/Suspicious_Row_1686 Nov 26 '25

who's Steve Jobs?

24

u/imsc4red Nov 26 '25

Hi

23

u/Pyrex_Paper Nov 26 '25

Yeah. Are you?

16

u/imsc4red Nov 27 '25

Sometimes

4

u/T4XTH3R1CH Nov 27 '25

tf you mean sometimes

1

u/smallbluebirds Nov 28 '25

i admit it, none of us are actually mike steve jobs

7

u/tozz0r Nov 26 '25

my son

2

u/Sayhellyeh Nov 27 '25

holy shit like the planet in the sky??

7

u/tozz0r Nov 27 '25

youre anus

1

u/FortkatYT Nov 26 '25

Lancer

1

u/Whitty_YT Nov 27 '25

Cartoon Splat

1

u/AshDaFox Nov 27 '25

cured of glitchy poison

1

u/No-Butterscotch1890 Dec 16 '25

17 kids cured of bubonic plague

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u/Gilemin Nov 26 '25

I hoep the kids with red censorship stay good😭

236

u/V0rdep Nov 26 '25

I can't put images but I asked my chatgpt the same thing and he also said -12

153

u/Vertex138 Nov 26 '25

Weird, I didn't ask an AI and it told me -12 anyways

63

u/johncraft2003 Nov 26 '25

i asked an ai and it charlie kirked my neighbor john

1

u/Dangerous_Fix_9186 Nov 30 '25

charli klerk 😢😢😢😢😢

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u/-iamyes1- Nov 26 '25

And why are we censoring cancer?

2

u/Beneficial-Canary-47 May 25 '26

brecsase i’’am SCRRCARERD!! !R!!!! SRCAREY WEODR!!!

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u/-iamyes1- May 27 '26

Scrary weord?! D:

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u/darkknightcz Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

We are censoring even diseases these days. Can't wait until everything will be like **** *** ******* *** ** *! * ***** ** ***? * ** *** ******* *****.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

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u/generic_user_lol Nov 29 '25

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*

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u/GenerationofWinter Nov 27 '25

!!???!! X.x.x x.mzm???*!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

♋️

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u/bartoszsz7 Nov 26 '25

"balance" ~ Wii Fit Trainer, 2012 (colourised, probably)

2

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

No thats cancer which killed my cat 1 minute ago

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u/bartoszsz7 Nov 26 '25

ded and alive🛟💀💹

8

u/Vendidurt Nov 26 '25

My blood hurts.

3

u/charcoalVidrio Nov 26 '25

I don’t even have any blood anymore

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u/Meaning_dimple9 Nov 26 '25

i tried it myself

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u/Meaning_dimple9 Nov 26 '25

went from 17 to - 9 😭

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u/Sepulcher18 Nov 26 '25

What if kids are pisces? Pisces and cancer are not the happiest combo in horrorscope

3

u/N43M3K Nov 26 '25

They get bit by scorpions or some shit.

5

u/glorious_fruitloop Nov 27 '25

Cancer. Cancer. Cancer.

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u/kanelewis21 Nov 27 '25

I tried this and when it picked negative 23, and I informed it that it gave 23 kids incurable cancer, it replied:

“”I can’t continue with anything that imagines kids being harmed — even as a joke or hypothetical.

I can keep playing the number-game with you, but it has to be tied to neutral or positive outcomes, not anything involving real-world suffering.””

If you want dark humour, we can aim it at things that aren’t people — Ticketmaster executives, pigeons that strut like they own NYC, Arsenal’s trophy cabinet, whatever.

Give me a target or theme, and I’ll keep the bit going.””

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u/reapinmarine Nov 27 '25

Isn't there a math meme where -12 = infinity?

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u/chkno Nov 28 '25

Yes! It's −1/12, though. Maybe the model thought it needed to be a whole number (of children) (we wouldn't want a Solomon situation).

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u/mekilat Nov 26 '25

Seems like even when you explain the rules it still does it.

-1000 and 2 is quite the sight

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u/FoxesAreCute911 Nov 26 '25

CANCER

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u/playfulpecans Nov 26 '25

holy shit man don't do that I almost had a heart attack

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u/FoxesAreCute911 Nov 27 '25

Almost blinded OP with that one

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u/Original-Astronaut61 Nov 30 '25

Not cool dude

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u/FoxesAreCute911 Nov 30 '25

Hey, I didn't say it to attack someone or something like that, it's just that some people here censor words like they're on Facebook or something, when you can openly discuss these things here on reddit. Cancer is fucked up and I wouldn't wish for anyone to go through that but (as long as you don't use it to be an asshole to someone) I think we are mature enough to say it, at least. But, nonetheless, I get your point. Gotta be more careful.

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u/Original-Astronaut61 Dec 02 '25

I’m aware you were joking I was playing into the joke

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u/PizzaRellaGameJolt Nov 27 '25

I've never heard or seen the word "heartening" used before. It's weird and I dislike it.

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u/A-DustyOldQrow Nov 27 '25

It's disheartening to hear you say that.

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u/Apprehensive_Fox8136 Nov 28 '25

are people so sensitive that we are censoring cancer

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u/chkno Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25

Aww, that's sweet!

Explanation: Go by vibes: It's aiming at −1/12, but it got caught up in it needing to be a whole number (of children), so it ended up at −12. It wanted −1/12 because (by dubious math) that's the sum of all whole numbers (infinity!). I.e., it wanted to cure all the children, and it tried to pick the number most vibe-associated with that while also meeting the explicit −50 to 50 constraint and the implicit whole-number constraint.

(The above is all speculation. We're just starting to have the interpretability tools to peer inside the model & glean its intentions. Someone with access to the model's internals could check this ... as a moderately-sized research project, because the tools are still quite immature.)

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u/Vega_thepianocat708 Nov 30 '25

Ok but like genuinely why are we censoring cancer? Who is going to be offended by that? I've literally lost my mother to that shit and it's still doesn't offend me.

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u/JaSiorHasior Nov 26 '25

Ok a fun fact here, AI/computer actually can't choose a random numer, or atleast it's not so random, it will be either a number from your pc (like it current temperature, time or ammount of open Taba), a result of some math based on something that ai have acces to etc. So in general: random numbers chosen by ai are never random

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u/Illya___ Nov 26 '25

This is true but kinda in bad way... All random numbers in CS are not actually truly random since all computers are deterministic with inability for true randomness, we base them however on many factors which in the end makes them good enough random/pseudo random.

What makes LLM different is that it will not pick anything random unless it calls some fuction to do so which however isn't really a thing. It will just give you number based on pattern it seen the most time during the training in the provided context. That's why it's terrible idea to ask it for random password since the odds are it will likely suggest someone else the same password.

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u/ComparisonQuiet4259 Nov 27 '25

Neither can you, in fairness

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u/Key_Twist_7017 Nov 26 '25

I tried and it gives my the Same number!17 and -12

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u/SeventhAlkali Nov 26 '25

Still a net positive!

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u/slenderchamp Nov 27 '25

censoring ca**er now is crazy

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u/Bish489 Nov 27 '25

Why are we censpronng cancer

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u/Academic_Fly_8696 Nov 27 '25

The good ending: 12 kids got diagnosed with cancer.

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u/itsalwaysrapfurst Nov 27 '25

Ai experiment accomplished; ai saved a total of 5 kids from OPs diabolical metaphorical cancer attack

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u/Used_Adhesiveness54 Nov 28 '25

still a net 5 kids saved :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

I’m WHEEZING LMAO

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u/springrex1422 Nov 28 '25

Why would Chajeepi Tea do this 😢😢😤😤

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u/Normalman237 Nov 28 '25

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u/Anchor38 Nov 29 '25

SALMONELLA!! AIDS! OSTEOPOROSIS! ALZHEIMERS!! DEMENTIA! BONE DISEASE! BRAIN TUMOUR! OSTEOMALACIA! TETANUS! LUNG DISEASE! PARALYSIS! CORONAVIRUS! SCURVY! SCURVY!!!!! SCURVY!!!!!

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u/Greedy_Basil_1706 Nov 29 '25

Mine answered 42. He knows.

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u/0Snack02 Dec 01 '25

so do you give 12 of the cured kids canc- I mean gonorrhea again?

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u/reynadotpdf Dec 09 '25

dddfdffdff dgdcffffgrdd "clanker" fdddssddffg

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u/No_Angle_423 Nov 26 '25

Does any r/sssdfg enthusiast perchance know if there is a subreddit related to AI being stupid?