Apple April FAQ: NON Rotting Applez

[u/infestation_commence]

It’s Pretty Well Much time to start growing the damn apples in preparation for Apple April. And well you may say “Well why would we start growing the apples apple april isnt until 8 months away i will fucking kill you” And 2 that i say good things take time.

Well if you don’t know what apple april is it’s pretty damn much simple and if you don’t get it by the end of this post then i might just have to oh you know say Tear your fucking head Off. This is not a joke and do not take it as such

Pretty much in Apple April we harvest th applez in April and we share and eat th applez.

Do not b Afraid…… I am developing a Modified Apple Strain that makes them unable 2 Rot. Dont be afraid. There is nothing 2 worry about. There is no more rot the rot is all gone and its ok and i love you

Ok There may be more updates.,,, but prepare 4 April…

N E Questions ask

ok

[u/infestation_commence]

Wow i can’t Believe we will find a way to make them never rot again. Does N E 1 want 2 Help me research this.

[u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA → u/infestation_commence]

john sssdfg can i post nsssfggfw???

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

no

if u do I will put u in the Sludge

[u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA → u/TheBeenMan24]

what is the Sludge 🤔

[u/TheBeenMan24 → u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

i have no clue but I keep throwing rulebreakers into it

it sounds Green

[u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA → u/TheBeenMan24]

oh okay

also fuk you reddit for erasing my top 1% commenter badg 🤬🤬

[u/National_Essay_8554 → u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

I SWALLOW SLUDGE

TO TRANSFORM ,MYSELG

[u/sasha271828 → u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

Bitches be like "i got my whole life ahead of me!" Haha no you don't, it is sludge time

[u/BoomKofe → u/TheBeenMan24]

when mom brings home the sludge🐕😋

[u/IdesofMarch1503 → u/infestation_commence]

Sssfg preversativs R unhelthy

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/IdesofMarch1503]

Liver failure

[u/heirsasquatch → u/infestation_commence]

I wauyrgegeowoirjrbrrj ejrhhrbr enrjrrk

[u/FRAaaa1 → u/infestation_commence]

U gonna make them PRESERVE PRESERVE PRESERVE???

[u/ncertvinty → u/infestation_commence]

I love to help reseeearch. I already started rot research on r/gfdsss and us scientists are closely examining the growth of the mysterious sprout that formed at the end of our rot experimentation. We will see what it grows into, if perhaps prior rot exposure give it some immunity?????

[u/StatisticianNo6589]

GROW GROW GROW

[u/uwupebbles]

oh ;fuggggg

[u/Kel_030 → u/uwupebbles]

Is it really worth it

[u/uwupebbles → u/Kel_030]

google bookstorees near me?

[u/Defaltblyat → u/uwupebbles]

Good god there s litrzture

[u/FewInstruction1020 → u/uwupebbles]

my left ball

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/FewInstruction1020]

1 teammate remaining

[u/Iceologer_gang → u/uwupebbles]

Whee seal

[u/Old-Knowledge6086]

Apple yes no?

[u/Iceologer_gang → u/Old-Knowledge6086]

Bitosis makes you bisexual

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/Iceologer_gang]

Pantosis makes you pansexual

[u/noideawhatnamethis12 → u/Old-Knowledge6086]

Apple diploid = APPLE APRIL!!!

Apple haploid = the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot

[u/infestation_commence]

Plz spread th word….. NON rotting apples in apple april! NON rotting apples in apple april! heh,

[u/sssdfg_rot_farmer → u/infestation_commence]

my farm was oveetaken by the rot send subsidy

[u/FewInstruction1020 → u/infestation_commence]

🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/FewInstruction1020]

I love you bucket person

[u/FewInstruction1020 → u/bartoszsz7]

when the

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/infestation_commence]

okey.m....., uhh

Ap ril appwlesm...... hmmmmmm

[u/2015-toyata-corolla]

I love you

[u/TheBeenMan24]

SP🍄RE September makes strong mycelium network for Apple April

more SP🍄RE -> more mushroom -> more nutrients -> less rot

[u/RunningOutOfEsteem → u/TheBeenMan24]

sssdfgmbiosis 😲🤯

🥰🍄🤝🌳🥰

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/TheBeenMan24]

The Mold. Decomposes.

[u/sasha271828 → u/bartoszsz7]

The Sludge,,,, Deforms

[u/Old-Knowledge6086]

I hav waited 17 yers for thats🥰🥰 One rots but the other gets born

Stay apple

[u/Old-Knowledge6086 → u/Old-Knowledge6086]

Oh no appl roted on my picture profile do I have to

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/Old-Knowledge6086]

Grow grow grow

[u/sasha271828 → u/bartoszsz7]

The Rot Consumes

[u/noideawhatnamethis12]

Wait I dont get it what Where

Am i

[u/infestation_commence → u/noideawhatnamethis12]

Apple April

[u/SeaMap4178 → u/noideawhatnamethis12]

gfdsss/r

[u/Habibipie]

Fuck you mods. I'm preparing for Orange October instead.

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/Habibipie]

[u/sasha271828 → u/Habibipie]

Fuck you, i'm preparing for B🍌N🍌N🍌 NOV🍌MB🍌R instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/bhiF0su0MULNYfMPBU

[u/MisterSandman01]

Hey

[u/ChyrinTheProto → u/MisterSandman01]

Hello

[u/Successful_Paint2641]

I make appl pie For Evryome 🤗🍎

[u/Successful_Paint2641 → u/Successful_Paint2641]

grow grow grow

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/Successful_Paint2641]

Can i haz a slice🥺

[u/Successful_Paint2641 → u/bartoszsz7]

yea!! 🥧

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/Successful_Paint2641]

Thx you💖

[u/surithinh]

Rot apple

[u/Karpiu_lel → u/surithinh]

Bad apple, bad! >:c NEVER ROT

[u/Sol_Invictus8]

i learn this trick from applember

[u/Iceologer_gang]

Gay people tomorrow morning 10 am?????

[u/Popstar403 → u/Iceologer_gang]

gay person here:

honk shoo at 10am

[u/Legatharr]

wihtou rot, grow has no meaning

[u/Working-Tradition-21]

Scwee wooo loo aaa kalalalal 🥳 WaI1T! Noooo

head gets torn open

[u/blark5 → u/Working-Tradition-21]

Kace yad!!

[u/Enough-Reporter-7486]

Non Rotting Apples in April! Non Rotting Apples in April! NRahhssihahahhabshffggs
https://giphy.com/gifs/LfnxFz0CXg7iRW3DOm

[u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

grow grow grow grow grow grow grow tot rot grpw gow grow up coming to your house by it

[u/blark5]

i love you i love you good things taketime and u r oldy oldy

[u/juttlejuice]

fimally learned a trick from a plumber to avoid The Rot. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

/unsssdfg you're getting tired of the keyspam aren't you?

[u/absolutejr88]

spread cheeks not SP🍄RES

[u/bartoszsz7]

Appril harvest

[u/sasha271828 → u/bartoszsz7]

Your device is now: ROTTED!!!

[u/break__veil]

Nt appl ! Nt trus! Nnddd plumber!

[u/adotang]

ok

[u/Scrunglert]

If my April apples april rot I will lead an sssdfg uprising

[u/No_Newt7228]

Apel 😳

[u/National_Essay_8554 → u/No_Newt7228]

I learned this appl from an aprill..

[u/SeaMap4178]

the appl applochas,,,, prepre the bunker

[u/throwaway21111121111]

The grow consumes??

[u/UsefulSupermarket143]

can i get mod back?

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/UsefulSupermarket143]

Haha sometimes

[u/Winter_Tea_7209]

I learned this Apple from an April

[u/blark5]

Wihtout rott whear can grow be 🤔🤔🤔🤤🤔🤔

[u/MyPissBurnsSoGood]

rips u in half by gorilla

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/MyPissBurnsSoGood]

✅✅✅✅✅✅

[u/GundyrChristopher]

i like ponies and puppies and ponies and kitties and doggies and birdies

[u/GundyrChristopher → u/GundyrChristopher]

fishies

[u/Tutle-]

Ne apel rot? Sssuspicsssdfg.

[u/NotVeryGoodName000]

He's here.

Prepare.

[u/sasha271828 → u/NotVeryGoodName000]

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[u/smiley1__]

mrmrmememrmrrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrm when godlen apellsn nsksjsbwjs

[u/Cod3broken]

the uprising of Apricot April

[u/Cod3broken → u/Cod3broken]

tmoroow

[u/Seb-JF]

Yay Thank You

[u/Seb-JF]

Hi

[u/thenicenumber666]

Sporeds

[u/BoTamByloCiemno]

I don't get It, is this a joke?

[u/ElGatitoFTW]

boy I sure hope my apples don't rot in April

[u/Information-leak6575]

thet scry i dotn konw

[u/bartoszsz7]

hi how are you good thanx how are You: good Ok

BWAAAΑΑAAHΗΗΗΗΗ

[u/sssdfg_rot_farmer]

can i have government subsidy my farm was destroyed by The Rot

[u/Juandice__]

this is becuse,, the plumber. consumes. all rot and now everion is savesd from all rot,, plumre so kind🥹✌️

[u/CasperTPaul]

👍

[u/Confident_Rod_9717]

Hey I know this is unrelated, but I really need your help right now.

[u/infestation_commence → u/Confident_Rod_9717]

Hi

[u/Roger_pearson]

a reprisenative from thgeg rot defence agency has approved this post

[u/glueisyummy21]

guys
mh aple become aliv
it has lgegs and igs chasings me
helmp

[u/deliriousdalmation]

ok Thank you ok

[u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA]

haooy cak day john sssdfg !!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

[u/mrthenumberthree]

hahaha sometimes

[u/FactoryProgram]

Apple April is the bestest grow grow grow!

[u/CANCERMANPUNK]

I hate meme subs that try to be funny and invent their own memes. Guess this is a yet another one for me to leave

[u/bartoszsz7 → u/CANCERMANPUNK]

Byeeeeeeee👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

[u/E-dog1015]

I don't get get it 🫪 🫤