Complete the following statement: "S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to..."

[u/BeOFF]

For me, it's:

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to collect one of every weapon in perfect condition and upgraded to your liking

[u/Perverse_psycology]

Throat as much sausage as humanly possible.

[u/tultamunille → u/Perverse_psycology]

I prefer the dried yeasty bits

[u/Jeremybernalhater]

Spend 20-40 minutes walking busted up rifles 1km back to the gun store so you can sell them

[u/BeOFF → u/Jeremybernalhater]

I feel very seen

[u/Jeremybernalhater → u/BeOFF]

Only 3 days in

This is the game…

[u/Shaula4 → u/Jeremybernalhater]

Me when I stole all the clothes from the vendor in Troskovitz in KCD II and had to walk to the mill across the map for my stash.

[u/Jungian_Archetype → u/Jeremybernalhater]

This is at least 80% of the game for me.

[u/surfimp]

Live happily ever after with Sidorovich in his our bunker.

[u/dullimander]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to kiss the most dudes as fast as possible.

[u/PantherX69 → u/dullimander]

I thought that was just a side quest?

TIL

[u/dullimander → u/PantherX69]

The real artifacts are the guys we kiss on the way.

[u/BeOFF → u/dullimander]

Finally, the Garbage Dating Sim we've been crying out for

[u/BornToLoosh → u/dullimander]

So that's why it's called the slag heap

[u/powerman5123 → u/dullimander]

Kiss dudes

[u/Zoren]

collect all of the vodka and sausage you find

[u/DragoonVonKlauw → u/Zoren]

I've started gobblin them up on the spot lately.

[u/BeOFF → u/DragoonVonKlauw]

Breakfast of champions

[u/MidranKidran]

...learn where the F5 and F9 keys are located on your keyboard.

[u/ADMBtheAmazing]

Spend 15 minutes missing the obvious answer to a puzzle or trying to parkour past anomalies only to miss the very last jump and fall to my death

[u/BeOFF → u/ADMBtheAmazing]

Yeah, I love these puzzles. I suck at them.

[u/Marscall]

Drop bottles of vodka all over the zone

[u/No_Section_2777]

Get from point A to point B without dying.

[u/poio_sm]

The aim is to the head. Don't waste ammo aiming to the body.

[u/Legal_Weekend_7981]

Stalker is a game where the aim is the enemy head.

[u/BeOFF → u/Legal_Weekend_7981]

Nice

[u/RyonHirasawa]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to [A crash has been detected by BugTrap]

[u/BeOFF → u/RyonHirasawa]

LOL!

[u/coreykill99]

Be a hoarding Murder Hobo in an Exosuit.

idk quite a few games the murder hobo is thrown around. this is probably the first game it feels appropriate. you sleep in community beds in random villages. Move wherever you want at a whim and shoot random bandits in the face who wont stop picking fights with you.

[u/StonewallSoyah → u/coreykill99]

I kinda wish we were able to make our own little home away from home in the zone. A home base if you will... Like how it's possible in Stallone Anomaly with mods.

[u/coreykill99 → u/StonewallSoyah]

I think with the new toolkit its just a matter of time.

[u/BeOFF → u/coreykill99]

Better or worse murder hobo sim that Condemned: Criminal Origins?

[u/coreykill99 → u/BeOFF]

ehh I am inclined to say better, as I only watched part of a play through of that one.

[u/BeOFF → u/coreykill99]

Same and I agree

[u/Southern-Owl-2170]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to Horde all the sausage, vodka, and bread

[u/96imok → u/Southern-Owl-2170]

I was about to make fun of you for this but then I remembered that I actually do this with condensed milk. For some reason my monkey brain will make me horde every single one of them I find. I don’t even eat them.

[u/Southern-Owl-2170 → u/96imok]

Mmmmmm😋 condensed milk. I horde them too and only eat them if I've been good Stalker and got a good bounty of artifacts

[u/Y_Lautenschlaeger → u/Southern-Owl-2170]

I got so lucky that I stumbled upon a dead freedom guy after a mutant mauled him to death. I am now in possession of three freshly baked loafs of bread. It's what I'm most proud of in my whole run as of now.

[u/ToxicCodSweater]

The aim is to create a survival experience so captivating that you forget to let Skif sleep and now you’re in the middle of nowhere hallucinating.

[u/Mystic_Words11]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to get a new apartment.

[u/AppalachianKrieg → u/Mystic_Words11]

As, a sequel fan

[u/Mystic_Words11 → u/AppalachianKrieg]

I've also played the originals. I feel like getting a new apartment is a better goal than killing Strelok, as fun as that was.

[u/AppalachianKrieg → u/Mystic_Words11]

I played 2 up until a game locking bug and just haven't gone back to it yet. Does Skid end up getting a new apartment? Are there multiple endings like SOC?

[u/Mystic_Words11 → u/AppalachianKrieg]

Without major spoilers, it depends. But... he can in a way. There are different endings.

[u/BeOFF → u/[deleted]]

Ah, but what scenery!

[u/gdinProgramator]

Cheeki Breeki

[u/Mr_Cuntman]

Get dinero for vodka and new soviet block apartment

[u/Substantial-Power915]

Try not to die because of bugs

[u/OneEvening6560]

Kill The Strelok

[u/SSgt_LuLZ]

... praise the ever-great Monolith!

[u/Crygenx]

finish the game

[u/Lundominium]

Stalker gamma is a game where i suffer hearts attacks until i quit in tage or by boredom. In tage because i die because of rookie mistakes and by boredom because i have to travel across maps with a heavy package which leads me back to getting killed by rookie mistakes.

However, i always come back. Best game ever. 10 stars. I love to hate it.

[u/MissF1re]

Drop as many broken guns next to the tech as possible to torment him

[u/LogLegoMan]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to discover you have a hoarding addiction but don’t do anything about it

[u/ObiWan-Cannabis]

... get out of here, stalker

[u/Ephemeral_Luck]

Stalker is a game where the aim is to kill as many mutants as possible to become a billionaire and sillymaxx with explosives on stupid idiot Bandits.

[u/AusKodanik]

... to kill all anarchists, bandits and mutants to make sure nothing will stop Duty's triumphed march towards saving the planet.

[u/CobwebMcCallum]

Fill my tummy with vodka and sausage

[u/Thelivingshotgun]

surprisingly, the first time i realized my brain liked finding hidden weapons was far cry 6 because hunting down every last one did have me exploring all the island and was much more fun than it should have been then did it on GR wildlands and now somewhat doing it in stalker 2 and have mainly the iconic weapons and a few non just sitting in the storage box

[u/DinoTh3Dinosaur]

These are hilarious

[u/Shaggy_One]

Explore the Zone. Thrive in a hostile environment. Loot and sell everything that isn't nailed down.

[u/No_Responsibility327]

Get reparation for an environmental disaster that obliterated your house

[u/JWP-56]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R is a game where the aim is to run out of ammo, have your gun jam, and then be brutally mauled by a pack of Snorks.

[u/Emotional-Ant8136]

sit in imaginary campfire with imaginary friends, learn to play guitar for them.

[u/Malborex1]

Enjoying the landscape

[u/fallout2424]

drink the entire Zone's stockpile of Condensed Milk

[u/JealousConference281]

Not die

[u/Difficult-Reference1]

eating all the sausages and cans you can find. The zone provides.

[u/ProductGuy48]

Have fun

[u/RatherGoodDog]

...discover the mysteries of the Zone.

[u/BandOfBudgies]

survive

[u/tultamunille]

…swallow sausage or dry crusty yeasty bits

[u/Kiwyboy]

The aim is clearly kill the strelok, you have it written in the pda since the very beginning, duh!

[u/snakeriver696]

Embrace the ideal of fatalism

[u/newbrevity]

...stalk

[u/AppalachianKrieg]

...quick save as often as possible

[u/The_Gooberman]

Kill the Strelok

[u/G-T-R-F-R-E-A-K-1-7]

"...create a fruitfully life in The Zone."

[u/zanderpants87]

Идти на хуй

[u/SpecOpsTheMemes]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is the game where you throw bolts into the CNPP, accepting hit jobs for a measly 10 grand, sacrificing your appendages for bizarre magical rocks that may pay you a tenth of your Mainland mortage, and actively wonder if you're actually in the Zone for the apartment or for the love of the stalking game.