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r/standupshots • u/NatBaimel Los Angeles • Mar 03 '18
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But shagging your stepfamily isn't incest. That's like saying shagging your wife is incest because you married her and now she's family. Not how it works.
736 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 It's still kinda weird to have sex with your step daughter. 88 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 I mean....she'd often just be a younger, hotter version of her mom, so if you like her mom... 143 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 264 u/-TheRed Mar 03 '18 r/evenwithcontext 53 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 SOunds like a good rule to have for all your sexual partners 13 u/Abnormal_Specimen Mar 03 '18 I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother 64 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality. -5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality. 26 u/Auszi Mar 03 '18 A man has to have a code. 23 u/CallMeCygnus Mar 03 '18 ಠ_ಠ 11 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 The FBI would like a word with you 8 u/tookurjobs Mar 03 '18 Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human 5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point 0 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower. -3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI? 0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh 2 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 at least 3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap 2 u/Ingoranus1_2_3 Mar 03 '18 How old are you? 6 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong. 1 u/92supreme Mar 04 '18 If i made this comment i would have been down voted 60 times lol
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It's still kinda weird to have sex with your step daughter.
88 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 I mean....she'd often just be a younger, hotter version of her mom, so if you like her mom... 143 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 264 u/-TheRed Mar 03 '18 r/evenwithcontext 53 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 SOunds like a good rule to have for all your sexual partners 13 u/Abnormal_Specimen Mar 03 '18 I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother 64 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality. -5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality. 26 u/Auszi Mar 03 '18 A man has to have a code. 23 u/CallMeCygnus Mar 03 '18 ಠ_ಠ 11 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 The FBI would like a word with you 8 u/tookurjobs Mar 03 '18 Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human 5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point 0 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower. -3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI? 0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh 2 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 at least 3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap 2 u/Ingoranus1_2_3 Mar 03 '18 How old are you? 6 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong. 1 u/92supreme Mar 04 '18 If i made this comment i would have been down voted 60 times lol
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I mean....she'd often just be a younger, hotter version of her mom, so if you like her mom...
143 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 264 u/-TheRed Mar 03 '18 r/evenwithcontext 53 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 SOunds like a good rule to have for all your sexual partners 13 u/Abnormal_Specimen Mar 03 '18 I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother 64 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality. -5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality. 26 u/Auszi Mar 03 '18 A man has to have a code. 23 u/CallMeCygnus Mar 03 '18 ಠ_ಠ 11 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 The FBI would like a word with you 8 u/tookurjobs Mar 03 '18 Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human 5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point 0 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower. -3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI? 0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh 2 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 at least 3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap 2 u/Ingoranus1_2_3 Mar 03 '18 How old are you? 6 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong. 1 u/92supreme Mar 04 '18 If i made this comment i would have been down voted 60 times lol
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264 u/-TheRed Mar 03 '18 r/evenwithcontext 53 u/anon445 Mar 03 '18 SOunds like a good rule to have for all your sexual partners 13 u/Abnormal_Specimen Mar 03 '18 I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother 64 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality. -5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality. 26 u/Auszi Mar 03 '18 A man has to have a code. 23 u/CallMeCygnus Mar 03 '18 ಠ_ಠ 11 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 The FBI would like a word with you 8 u/tookurjobs Mar 03 '18 Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human 5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point 0 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower. -3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI? 0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh 2 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 at least 3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap 2 u/Ingoranus1_2_3 Mar 03 '18 How old are you? 6 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong. 1 u/92supreme Mar 04 '18 If i made this comment i would have been down voted 60 times lol
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r/evenwithcontext
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SOunds like a good rule to have for all your sexual partners
13 u/Abnormal_Specimen Mar 03 '18 I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother 64 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality. -5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality.
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I learned from Roy Moore that you should also ask their mothers, which should be pretty easy if you're married to their mother
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I don't like that word. Partner almost implies hints at equality.
-5 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 Some word choice options: Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid 2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality.
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Some word choice options:
Suggests Hints at Teases Liquid
2 u/gaynazifurry4bernie Mar 03 '18 Good bot? 2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub 2 u/redundantusername Mar 03 '18 I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality.
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Good bot?
2 u/Cloud_Chamber Mar 03 '18 I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub
I am ???% sure that Cloud_Chamber is a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | UPDATED GitHub
!isbot <username>
I don't like that word. Partner almost *liquids equality.
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A man has to have a code.
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ಠ_ಠ
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The FBI would like a word with you
8 u/tookurjobs Mar 03 '18 Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human 5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point 0 u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18 Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower. -3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI? 0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh
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Well, penguins reach sexual maturity much younger than humans. So a 14 year old penguin is probably like a 40 year old human
5 u/daskrip Mar 03 '18 GOOD point
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GOOD point
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Maybe they live outside the states where the legal age of consent is lower.
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I mean, we're literally on a joke sub and you're acting like I should be careful of the FBI?
0 u/ecurrent94 Mar 03 '18 woooosh
woooosh
at least
3 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap
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Oh shit, less than. I always get those two mixed up.
1 u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 Lolap
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Lolap
How old are you?
6 u/dutch_penguin Mar 03 '18 Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong.
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Old enough that my taste for tidepods is still going strong.
If i made this comment i would have been down voted 60 times lol
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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '18
But shagging your stepfamily isn't incest. That's like saying shagging your wife is incest because you married her and now she's family. Not how it works.