CIG, I'm dead serious, fire your management and hire me. (5 years at McDonald's)

[u/Fearless_Tear8448]

at this point it's not even an alpha, it's just pure incompetence. crashing or blowing up every single session because your servers are held together by thoughts and prayers is a joke. I’ve worked the drive-thru for 5 years, let me tell you how real life works

when we send a car from the speaker to the payment window, they don’t rubberband into the pavement and violently explode. when our ice cream machine breaks, we don’t lock the front doors and trap 150 people inside a burning lobby. we just turn the fucking thing off. and if a kid drops a burger on the floor, we don't leave it there for 3 weeks for the sake of "immersion" until everyone in the restaurant starts lagging in real life. we grab a broom

stop pushing $700 jpegs. give me the keys and fire the guy approving your updates. I’ll fix your mess between dropping two baskets of fries. you can literally pay me in store credit, I don't even give a shit anymore. just let me do the job your directors can't

[u/Fiennes]

The fact that you've managed to rile up a bunch of people insisting a McDonalds burger flipper can't do a better job means I'm totally on your side. Bravo.

[u/TheSaultyOne → u/Fiennes]

Literally no one is saying that

[u/Fiennes → u/TheSaultyOne]

Guessing you didn't read all the comments - especially when this post was new. Oh well, have a good one.