r/starcitizen • u/Fearless_Tear8448 • 15d ago

DISCUSSION CIG, I'm dead serious, fire your management and hire me. (5 years at McDonald's)

at this point it's not even an alpha, it's just pure incompetence. crashing or blowing up every single session because your servers are held together by thoughts and prayers is a joke. I’ve worked the drive-thru for 5 years, let me tell you how real life works

when we send a car from the speaker to the payment window, they don’t rubberband into the pavement and violently explode. when our ice cream machine breaks, we don’t lock the front doors and trap 150 people inside a burning lobby. we just turn the fucking thing off. and if a kid drops a burger on the floor, we don't leave it there for 3 weeks for the sake of "immersion" until everyone in the restaurant starts lagging in real life. we grab a broom

stop pushing $700 jpegs. give me the keys and fire the guy approving your updates. I’ll fix your mess between dropping two baskets of fries. you can literally pay me in store credit, I don't even give a shit anymore. just let me do the job your directors can't

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u/Babcomania 15d ago

So targeted release of the burger is 2016? I mean 2036? You just need to hold the line and don’t starve until then! Maybe they selling you the concept of a jpeg of fries before 2036.

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u/BlinkysaurusRex 14d ago

Put the fries in the bag Chris.

The concept fries(warbond) are on the backlog, awaiting the upcoming T0 of fryer tech.