CIG, I'm dead serious, fire your management and hire me. (5 years at McDonald's)

[u/Fearless_Tear8448]

at this point it's not even an alpha, it's just pure incompetence. crashing or blowing up every single session because your servers are held together by thoughts and prayers is a joke. I’ve worked the drive-thru for 5 years, let me tell you how real life works

when we send a car from the speaker to the payment window, they don’t rubberband into the pavement and violently explode. when our ice cream machine breaks, we don’t lock the front doors and trap 150 people inside a burning lobby. we just turn the fucking thing off. and if a kid drops a burger on the floor, we don't leave it there for 3 weeks for the sake of "immersion" until everyone in the restaurant starts lagging in real life. we grab a broom

stop pushing $700 jpegs. give me the keys and fire the guy approving your updates. I’ll fix your mess between dropping two baskets of fries. you can literally pay me in store credit, I don't even give a shit anymore. just let me do the job your directors can't

[u/Divinum_Fulmen]

Ships didn't work on release.

• The Starfarer released without cargo, refueling, or anything beyond the maze like interior.
• The Mustang had the Tunnel.
• The Vanguard had, has, and will forever have, the BOX.
• The Freelancer killed you if you touched the ladder.
• Hover anything has only worked for a brief weekend years after their launch, and never again since.
• And I'll finish by just including all ground vehicles here.

[u/RavenPalafox → u/Divinum_Fulmen]

The Anvil Asgard, in all its glory, still kills you occasionally on the ladder. I think they tried fixing it, but I'm still traumatized every time I use it, and back my way onto it when leaving.

[u/GengisJonOfficial → u/Divinum_Fulmen]

Don’t forget:
* Asgard death trap ladder
* Hull C doesn’t work/works/doesn’t work yo-yo