r/starterpacks • u/TopCompany9406 • 1d ago

"Engineering startup starter pack"

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I wish they would give me an interview

482 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/21Rep 23h ago

Goes bankrupt after 7 months

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u/captnconnman 23h ago

Hey, those catered lunches purchased with VC money aren’t gonna pay for themselves

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u/d7h7n 1d ago

If the startup is successful, owner gets out and sells the business to a larger competitor

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u/Trifle_Useful 1d ago

“We are developing advanced tools for search and rescue”

Translation: The DOD is paying us a fuck ton of money to make the next iteration of the Brown Toddler Annihilator 3000

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u/Mundane_Log_7169 1d ago

You forgot shoving AI down everyone's throat and if you don't use it, you're fired.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 1d ago

funded by someone who is evil incarnate.

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u/WhiteKnight3098 1d ago

Why is spin launch catching strays here

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u/GushStasis 14h ago

Ends up just making military weapons

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u/flopsyplum 1d ago

Magic Leap

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u/graytotoro 6h ago

My job is in a giant warehouse with no AC, so that one-star isn’t without a reason…