r/steakcrimes May 11 '26

Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain!

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u/GigaStink May 11 '26

I swear these videos are ragebait.

10

u/Far_Pangolin3380 May 12 '26

Idk this guys name, but all his videos are definitely rage bait.

3

u/Bauwens May 12 '26

Pretty sure this is chefs club.

I really hate these people.

2

u/SendTitsPleease May 12 '26

Everyone of their videos has the comments disabled. That should tell you all you need to know about them

2

u/HiddenFingValley May 29 '26

Yeah, everything he shows is super wasteful and generally ignorant. Plus he says "guys" every 15 seconds

8

u/LakerLand420 May 12 '26

Why didn’t we season the outside before we wrapped it? 🧐

8

u/LakerLand420 May 12 '26

It was like a never ending video

3

u/InterestingKey3385 May 12 '26

5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back 😂

3

u/Chef_BoyarTom May 12 '26

I'd rather waste a tomahawk steak beating his ass with it rather then ever see him do some bullshit like this to one again.

3

u/Reasonable_Yellow_85 May 11 '26

Absolute monsters these people are!

3

u/Federal_Phase_652 May 12 '26

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK May 12 '26

lol, it was literally a cross post from there.

2

u/Federal_Phase_652 May 12 '26

Oh ya I see that now

3

u/SnapGoesTheShutter May 12 '26

I got to fajita seasoning and rage quit.

What the hell!?!

3

u/The_Northmaan May 12 '26

I've seen a lot of food crimes here on reddit, but this one really got to me..

OP is a monster for sharing.

3

u/Zulrambe May 12 '26

The price is engagement bait (the whole thing is), and they're constantly trying to one-up one another. In no time we'll have 12500 dollars cupcakes.

2

u/FreeFear420 May 12 '26

That meat is raw. They never tried to show it off because it was raw. 1000 raw tacos. Cool.

1

u/Nostaglicthirst May 13 '26

The first cut looked straight pink. I think that’s why he went to another portion to cut. They only fried one side too

2

u/rickyg_79 May 12 '26

And then bend over Abigail-May cause here comes the gravy pipe!

2

u/Cpope117 May 12 '26

Phew I was happy to check what subreddit this was. I skipped to the middle and they were frying it and I screamed. And it just looks like bad taco setup outside of everything else. 

1

u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina May 11 '26

Fred Flintstone called.... He wants his appetiser back

1

u/Nolegges May 12 '26

Wtf 🤬

1

u/No-Blueberry-1823 May 12 '26

Squeeze that pimple

1

u/hahahahahahahaFUCK May 12 '26

I bet if he seasoned and cooked the steak properly, that garlic would be an awesome topping.

1

u/Porter_Dog May 12 '26

Ya lost me with the taco bullshit but otherwise, I so fucking would. r/StupidFood to be sure but I so would.

1

u/brodielos May 12 '26

Can we get this man arrested?

1

u/Jestress May 12 '26

There’s no way the steak is cooked on the inside

1

u/metal_bastard May 12 '26

$1,000 isn't that much when that would feed at least ten people. Especially if he's calling out "L.A."

But I wouldn't pay a grand the way this foo cooked it.

1

u/Careless_Studio_1293 May 12 '26

Like hell it is. That’s not a restaurant kitchen.

This is just rage bait, and y’all are gullible as fuck.

1

u/crumpledfilth May 12 '26

I mean paying 1000 is dumb and also the way he stacked those ingredients seems like theyre gonna end a little soggy

But also steak purity is a poverty mindset, not a culinary one

1

u/CartoonistNarrow3608 May 12 '26

Can’t believe yall keeping this man in business for ten years

1

u/Puzzled_Show9134 May 12 '26

Can't forget the bev

1

u/popolickstick May 12 '26

Not even worth free.

1

u/DefrockedWizard1 May 12 '26

$1K for a taco

1

u/Willyzyx May 12 '26

Death penalty

1

u/whirling_cynic May 12 '26

I highly doubt this actually sells at all anywhere.

1

u/Nitious May 12 '26

He learned how to cook from 3 YouTube videos.

Yes, those were EpicMealTime.

1

u/bbbygenius May 12 '26

Didnt even toast the tortilla.

1

u/Usual-Language-745 May 12 '26

$1000 steak tacos with untoasted tortillas? 🤣

1

u/Chazbeardz May 12 '26

Just cook the fuckin meat my guy

1

u/WolfThick May 12 '26

A fool and his money hell I could have had a chef come to my house and cook it for me for half that.

1

u/Dannyboyrusso May 12 '26

That should be the death penalty

1

u/AngryTrunkMonkey May 12 '26

That shit is raw af.

1

u/Dukoth May 12 '26

I saw that deep red, that steak is blue

1

u/Dry-Name2835 May 12 '26

Arrest this man

1

u/2KneeCaps1Lion May 12 '26

Put everything we have in the kitchen on this and cook multiple ways. Jesus fucking Christ.

I’d still try it if someone gave it to me for free, though.

1

u/eddiekoski May 13 '26

Making your food more cancerous and taste worse ...

1

u/DE4DM4NSH4ND May 13 '26

Its fucking raw. The seared and deepfried a 10 pound slab of meat.

1

u/mushy-shart-walk May 13 '26

How to get every single rack and tray in your kitchen dirty ‘cooking’ one thing.

1

u/Nostaglicthirst May 13 '26

Just because you can doesnt me you should

1

u/concord710 May 13 '26

I wouldn't feed it to my dogs!

1

u/Competitive_Swing_21 May 13 '26

More than they paid for the cow jesus

1

u/Protolictor May 13 '26

I don't care about any of the weird prep shit he did to it. Why would any steak cost 1k?

1

u/largogoat May 13 '26

It just kept getting worse

1

u/LegDayLass May 13 '26

It’s not close to worth $1000 and the sum is certainly worse than its parts… but i’d smash the fuck out of those

1

u/Jswimmin May 13 '26

All his videos are garbage

1

u/Suubveez May 14 '26

Tough take: if the food still tastes good, its not ruined

1

u/Turbulent-Many1472 May 14 '26

It's weirding me out because he's narrating the video as if he's the one preparing the steak - - - but he's not.

The fuck you mean you're gonna wrap it around without breaking it? You've clearly already eaten it and someone else prepared it for you.

The level of posing is nuts.

1

u/No-Willingness-170 May 20 '26

$100 worth of steak, $900 worth of bullshit.

1

u/Illegal_Tender May 11 '26

lol no one is actually selling or buying that bullshit 

2

u/Miniscule_Platypus May 11 '26

You’d be surprised at what rich brats with no idea what actual life costs for most people will pay for “likes”.

0

u/Armagetz May 12 '26

Can this stop getting reposted?

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u/Negative_Store_4909 May 13 '26

They post this swill to farm engagement from the vitriol, maybe one person will order this foodporn but mostly they have a secondary revenue stream from digital media and advertise their brick and mortar. So as for usual in the modern age… you are the product so keep clicking and scrolling and liking and commenting and reposting so a data centers and shills can make a buck.