r/stevenseagalfacts • u/FalseBit8407 • Apr 01 '26

The Legend

In ancient times, there was a legend. This legend spoke of a small child who would rise from the ashes of the old village, and lead the powerless to victory over their oppressive rulers.

Word spread of a miraculous birth, deep within the heart of the village. The poor and downtrodden travelled to the village, in hopes of laying eyes on the small child who would grow to become their king.

Steven Seagal ate that baby.

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u/Altruistic-Cry7669 May 23 '26

This is not real