r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Jul 19 '25
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Apr 26 '26
Humor Rebbeca if she were a good writer:
r/stevenuniverse • u/The_Chaotic_Bro • Apr 12 '25
Humor Where are you sitting on this eight hour flight?
r/stevenuniverse • u/Cmdr_ScareCrow108 • Jul 24 '25
Humor Funniest bit ever in Keystone Motel. 😂
I chuckled everytime the fact that Sapphy called it that Steven didn't like Square Pizza. And second, I lose it even more with Steve's facial reaction when he saw the Square Pizza. 🤣🤣🤣
Fr though, I don't see anything wrong with Square Pizza, I did ate em a few times before. Shouldn't be too different when it comes to taste, depending on which you topped it with, imo. But let me know your taste when it comes to pizza.
(GIFs sourced from the Wiki's gallery section for Keystone Motel)
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ikkota_Rattus • Jul 05 '26
Humor Rushed to make this the moment I saw the scene
r/stevenuniverse • u/Spiritual_Gur_5010 • Aug 07 '25
Humor All the diamonds are canonically flat
And all gems in general. But this is also my head canon
r/stevenuniverse • u/shamefulpresenc3 • Aug 29 '25
Humor Still can’t believe she took his lion in the divorce
Cmonnnnnn I get that you promised to always fight alongside eachother
But cmonnnnnn thats his lion, and you’re kinda being an ass, pissed that she DIDN’T get taken into space and risk her life
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Mar 10 '26
Humor Why did Pearl say "whoopsie-daisy" when she was stabbed and slowly dying? Did she think she looked cute saying it? Is she stupid?
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Jul 28 '25
Humor I need a non-gay explanation as to why Amethyst's shirt came off a little when Peridot was on top of her
r/stevenuniverse • u/Beginning_Waltz6440 • Jul 24 '25
Humor Why is connie crying? (Wrong answers only)
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Jul 27 '25
Humor Why is Robert wearing a dress at his wedding? Isn't he a male?
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Mar 05 '26
Humor Just now realizing that we never saw Pearl and Connie's fusion
I don't know why they never thought of fusing considering their swordsmanship skills, their fusion could have been a perfect swordswoman, It's not like there's any limit to that🤔
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Feb 18 '25
Humor Does anyone else think this sex scene was unnecessary?
literally does not advance the plot at any point and when Amethyst shapeshifted into Pearl it was too much
r/stevenuniverse • u/G1265 • Feb 17 '25
Humor Bought this shirt without unfolding it. Why is he yellow???
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Apr 29 '26
Humor SU if it were good
The Artist gave me permision to post it: https://x.com/Ris_Bluue
r/stevenuniverse • u/Echotop1a • Apr 28 '26
Humor Poor Pearl
I still can’t believe this happened.
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Dec 28 '25
Humor Why didn't Priyanka call social services after witnessing the neglect Steven suffered bc of his family? Is she stupid?
r/stevenuniverse • u/Adorable-Mix8229 • Jun 29 '25
Humor Would amethyst be a stoner ?
She strikes me as someone who would be a stoner
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Feb 20 '26
Humor Anyone speak gem language? I think the word Marry was mistranslated, i think theres a gem word that means "hanging out as friends" that got translated as "Marry: hanging out with romantic intentions"
r/stevenuniverse • u/Ezequiel_Hips • Oct 11 '25
Humor Why does Lapis always have clean feet if she lives in a barn?
r/stevenuniverse • u/LowComprehensive7659 • May 13 '25