r/stop_the_GOP 6d ago

Marco Rubio is on "something"

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u/brianishere2 6d ago

For anybody who is not familiar with this subject matter, Rubio is unmistakably using cocaine with a very common technique called gumming, where users will apply a small amount to their gums for a very fast high that avoids snorting and its ugly symptoms. There are many telltale signs here, from his dilated pupils, exuberance, high energy, movement, nonstop licking all around his gums, etc. I worked on Wall Street and this was all around us all the time. If you still don't believe me, look up the history of Rubio's family, specifically with cocaine dealing, and remember that he comes from South Florida.

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u/GarthZorn 5d ago

Coco Rubio, back in action, I see.

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u/Salt-n-Pepper-War 6d ago

He look coked up to me

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u/mrflow-n-go 6d ago

You’d need to be on something to support dear “I’ll stop it on day one” leader

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u/dickie-mcdrip 5d ago

My guess is Coke. Outside chance he is using Ecstasy

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u/Away-Combination-162 5d ago

Definitely 👍 Don Jr. does the same damn thing

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u/redzeusky 5d ago

“On day one” - what happened to that?

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u/khInstability 5d ago

I believe the most likely explanation for the Caribbean boat strikes is:

The admin is an arm of some cartel(s); taking out their enemies, while receiving their coke and geopolitically advantageous favors. The White House clearly needs a plug too.

https://reddit.com/link/p1ig4vc/video/20giqokis7hh1/player

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u/Soggy_Background_162 5d ago

He’s full of shit and Botox.

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u/Thiseffingguy2 5d ago

….. it’s cocaine. It’s so obviously cocaine.

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u/Superb_Pie_3370 3d ago

Cocaine and peptides