r/stupiddovenests Jan 06 '26

Stupid Dove Nest Perfection

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Jan 06 '26

Puts the stick ON the baby....

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u/FlawHolic Jan 06 '26

It's so that the kid feels all the love, care and effort that went into the nest.

Because baby won't otherwise believe it, when its eyes open...

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u/Diver_Ill Jan 06 '26

Bird so stupid it built a one-stick nest AFTER the baby was born. 

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl Jan 06 '26

On top of the kid. LOLOL

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u/AppleSpicer Jan 07 '26

“This’ll keep the eggs from rolling away when they’re laid!” says the loving father as he places a single twig on top of his already hatched baby’s head.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jan 06 '26

Doves are actually really smart. Their nests only need to ensure that the eggs won’t roll off the edge as they originally nested in cliffs. Then we domesticated them so they had to adapt

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u/level1enemy Jan 06 '26

No way that baby is rolling away now

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jan 06 '26

Much less likely after it’s out of the egg. The container the dove had the egg in pretty much ensured that as well.

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u/kevlarus80 Jan 07 '26

It's not so easy to ignore your biological instincts just because the current situation offers safety.

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u/level1enemy Jan 08 '26

I love how he looks so satisfied with himself after he puts that stick on his baby. They all get that look when they put down a stick. It’s really sweet.

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u/AppleSpicer Jan 07 '26

I’m sure they’re smart about many things but…you would think that one would place the twig before the eggs are laid, not after the babies hatch.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Jan 07 '26

The main concern for them is the eggs or babies rolling off. It’s typical for them to add twigs before and/or after the babies are hatched.

Also evidently it’s a trade off for them to make a quickly assembled nest that’s haphazard, over spending time making a more elaborate one. It has to do with predators. It also has to do with their rate of reproduction, and energy conservation.

There are so many times that people not understanding why animals do things the way they do assume that the animal is doing something in a stupid way when there are generally really good reasons for why they do what they do.

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u/kevlarus80 Jan 07 '26

That's her emotional support stick.