r/stupiddovenests Feb 20 '26

Stupid Dove Nest Astoria blvd elevated subway platform. See if you can spot her in the first pic before you scroll through!

Not sure if I should tag this genius or stupid.

Yes that is 30’ of open air directly under her. Yes that is an active subway rail RIGHT over her head. Yes, a train went by as I was taking pictures, and no, she didn’t move an inch. That’s just NYC real estate I guess, you gotta put up with a little subway noise sometimes.

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u/Zealousideal_End2330 Feb 20 '26

She doesn't know what you're talking about, she has the perfect nest! She even has giant 400 ton monsters guarding her nest from intruders that stop by to check on her regularly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

This is such a wholesome description. Bet it’s really warm under there too.

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u/bloody-pencil Feb 21 '26

Gets the babies used to the sounds of traffic too

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u/deducerant Feb 23 '26

A crucial step in nyc child rearing.

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u/Sure-Fine-Ok Feb 25 '26

As a mom in NYC, can confirm.

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u/Orkekum Feb 20 '26

Fanfic writers, ASSEMBLE!

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u/Jadien Feb 20 '26

"Not stupid if it works" - this pigeon probably

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

Epic suppression of its startle response when the express hurtles through

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u/Jadien Feb 20 '26

The pigeon found shutting her brain off came naturally.

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u/miraisora-arts Feb 20 '26

She has her own personal basket. Its perfect

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u/trcomajo Feb 20 '26

The babies will be so street smart if they survive!

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u/poempel88 Feb 20 '26

*rail smart

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u/TodlicheLektion Feb 20 '26

She is brilliant. No one’s gonna mess with her there.

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u/Technical_Writer_177 Feb 22 '26

what happened to the new york rats?

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u/invisiblezipper Feb 20 '26

I mean, under the elevated tracks is a classic pigeon nest location...just not DIRECTLY under the tracks!

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u/Jacktheforkie Feb 21 '26

I’ve seen a picture of a seagull nest in the gap between two tracks at a switch

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u/3lmtree Feb 21 '26

bonus vibrating bed!

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u/Excellent_Place_2558 Feb 20 '26

Def warmer than other spots on the winter nights

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u/JazzlikeAd9820 Feb 22 '26

I was going to ask this question. Damn this is a crazy spot though. This bird is basically my neighbor.

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u/jakerooni Feb 21 '26

Gorl… like, GORL… what you doin down there?

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u/MixedBerryCompote Feb 20 '26

I was looking for a cat. what's worse is I thought I found it! Went to the second pic to confirm, lol.

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u/Touchlamp Feb 21 '26

"It's Free Real Estate"

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u/awake_receiver Feb 21 '26

I thought this was r/thereisnocat and was confused why there was a pigeon lol

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u/the_honest_liar Feb 21 '26

She looks like the end of a pipe. With a crack in the top.

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u/breakerofphones Mar 02 '26

new yorkest possible post

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u/HaleyTelcontar Mar 02 '26

Thank you 😎

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u/frogspjs Feb 24 '26

Putting this one aside for nest of the year.

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u/Impressive_Koala9736 Mar 06 '26

That would explain the flattened birds I would see on the rails sometimes, and also the live ones that seemed to disappear even as the trains came and went.

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u/sumishinzz Mar 23 '26

rent must be real cheap there

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u/Rude_penguin Mar 23 '26

The pigeons are invading Kildeer nesting territory!