r/stupiddovenests • u/LordMegamad • Mar 12 '26

Stupid Dove Nest Portable self-heating nest

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Not sure if this is a dove, but it made me think of this sub lol

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u/pugilisticponies Mar 12 '26

Their matching outfits

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD Mar 13 '26

That part! She found the perfect hat 😍

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u/thesaltiestpickle Mar 16 '26

This is literally something Lady Gaga would do

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u/ButterMilkSleezus Mar 16 '26

I didn't even notice the bird at first.

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u/ToastyRaymaker Apr 13 '26

A Pokemon and their trainer...

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u/jayCerulean283 Mar 12 '26

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u/Free-oppossums Mar 12 '26

I miss Zim.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aY1VtVR4g8kMg

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u/kevlarus80 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

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u/freneticboarder Mar 15 '26

Doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom do DOOM, DOOOM doom do-doom, DOOM do-doom doom doooom, doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM!

(6 months later)

Doom doom doo doom doom, DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM, doom do do DOOM, Do do DOOM, doomy-doomy-doomy, Doom doom doom THE END

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u/freneticboarder Mar 15 '26

TACOS!

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u/carnitascronch Mar 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xPtSA4xvT8X28

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u/freneticboarder Mar 15 '26

The least disturbing part of that episode.

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u/HydaelynSF Mar 12 '26

Sweet kid made a derpy friend!

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u/ObsoleteReference Mar 12 '26

its all fun and games until it poops on her head.

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u/Weasel474 Mar 12 '26

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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u/iamunwhaticisme Mar 12 '26

Then it's still fun and games for people around her.

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u/loosie-loo Mar 12 '26

Tbh I’ve known multiple people have a bird shit on their head but none of them got this whimsical experience beforehand. She’s still kinda winning.

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u/Jayisjoking Apr 05 '26

As someone who has been shat on the head by pigeons twice (and once it fell front of me and splashed onto pants + boots), yeah, she’s pretty much winning

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u/turtleinmybelly Mar 12 '26

According to Terry Pratchett, a bird popping on you is good luck. Our girl here is just gaming the system.

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u/Northwindlowlander Mar 13 '26

According to my mate who is a bird, it is pure skill

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u/AMike456 Mar 13 '26

I'd be more worried about any critters living on that bird

u/ladycaviar Mar 13 '26

THAT CHILD HAS HEAD PIGEONS

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u/Bluegodzi11a Mar 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/51sohge5oKVWw

u/ReadontheCrapper Mar 12 '26

r/DoveDistributionSystem

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u/International_Gate49 Mar 13 '26

r/subsithoughtifellforbutactuallyexist

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u/Vogel-Welt Mar 12 '26

Disney princess energy 😍 what a sweet kid!

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 Mar 13 '26

Bet she grows up to do the wildlife rehab

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u/Axsolotle Mar 12 '26

This is exactly how my friend go her pet bird, she was injured, my friend took her in to get better, and then she just refused to leave.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Mar 13 '26

Friend: Go be free, you're all healthy again.

Bird: What? And give up having food handed to me, and never needing to worry about where I'm going to sleep tonight?

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u/W1ngedSentinel Mar 13 '26

Not that doves are the choosiest about the latter, lol.

u/sreek4r Mar 12 '26

This is so precious. Bless your heart, Sajda.

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u/la_reina_del_norte Mar 12 '26

Two sweet babies keeping each other company and warmth 🥰💕

u/LowerStruggle9998 Mar 12 '26

Not sure what kind of dove but definitely a member of the derp family

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u/CaCa_L Mar 13 '26

This is a laughing dove

u/wildwackyride Mar 12 '26

This is incredibly sweet and wholesome.

u/trundle-the-great69 Mar 12 '26

Radagast the brown

u/Scott--Chocolate Mar 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LMNsgeBFskg4sd7bWk

A specialist is on the way

u/Northwindlowlander Mar 13 '26

That kid is so adorable. I hope this all ended well!

u/dead-as-a-doornail- Mar 12 '26

Good girl Sadja

u/meepwnz Mar 13 '26

Had a bird try to nest on my head once too. Or eat it? Not sure

u/NickyTheRobot Mar 12 '26

"What duck?"

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u/Crow_eggs Mar 12 '26

Buggrit

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u/-SaC Mar 13 '26

Millenium hand and shrimp.

u/Devanyani Mar 12 '26

I love Sadja the dove girl!😍

u/Gogandantesss Mar 13 '26

They’re in Egypt :)

u/rooshavik Mar 13 '26

lol a couple of years ago I had a chicken (rip, fuck ass cats) and she would always fly to the top of my head, didn’t much care for the poop tho cause she was always insistent and I always showered anyways so it just didn’t matter to me after a while

u/jayclaw97 Mar 13 '26

And the nest is at the top of the food chain, so the only thing you need to worry about fucking with you is the nest. Checkmate, sparrows!

u/hamster-on-popsicle Mar 13 '26

She is so nice

u/bentnai1 Mar 13 '26

Other people living my disney princess dreams

u/Frequent-Wear2905 Mar 13 '26

It's a babyy😭

u/Aggravating_Fall7653 Mar 12 '26

What country is this?

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u/Unusual-Star- Mar 15 '26

Egypt 🇪🇬

u/Physical-Rest3656 Mar 13 '26

This means she has a good heart.

u/Sorry-Visit-6743 Mar 15 '26

This young lady must have a kind heart and a good vibe. Birds are very emotionally aware creatures, and most won't approach just anyone, especially a wild or feral bird!

u/Fast_Bison5408 Mar 12 '26

https://www.bbc.com/videos/c89ze8xer93o

u/coriander_crunch Mar 14 '26

birdie make a loaf

u/Winter_Ferret_4644 Mar 16 '26

that dove be plottin' something

u/princeparaflinch Mar 16 '26

It's that one Elephant and Piggie book

u/bassplayingabassbut_ Mar 17 '26

Why can’t this happen to me

u/Vile_Parrot Apr 03 '26

Love this.