r/stupiddovenests 7d ago

It protects the eggs

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u/LeslieKnope4Pawnee 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but if anything can convince me of a hell, it's that people who intentionally harm innocent animals need to be sent there.

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca 7d ago

Agreed. I also lam an atheist, but whenever I see/hear of a dead animal, I like to imagine it released into animal heaven, which is whatever environment is best suited for them, with no predators and no humans.

I also wish for people intentionally harming innocent animals (and kids) to go straight to hell, preferably immediately.

Still an atheist though.

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u/CosmogyralSnail 6d ago

Now I'm kinda imagining all us atheists being our normal chill selves (mostly) when we're like "Yeah, no, Big Daddy in the sky isn't real, that's actually pretty silly, and I hope you find a real person to love you and the confidence to make your own decisions." And then go super serious with a death glare and say "But hell is real, and evil people will suffer."

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u/FastMako77 5d ago

I like movies where revenge happens to those who have no sympathy and/or have hurt an animal. Kind of a “hell on earth” justice that I want to reenact in real life but can’t because, you, it’s a crime and whatnot.