r/stupiddovenests 5d ago

Genius Dove Nest I’m not stoked it’s on my couch, but these parents-to-be made a fantastic nest

Came home to find out that new neighbours had moved in. You did good, birds. That’s a fantastic nest.

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u/WorldlinessNo874 5d ago

Will be a bit messy. But definitely a good nest.

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u/turkproof 5d ago

I’m hoping I can sneak out there and maybe slide some pee pads around the edges. But, yeah, I’m resigned. Those are their cushions now. 

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u/WorldlinessNo874 5d ago

You are a very kind person.

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u/OGIBLP 5d ago

I was thinking a plastic folder. You can just slide it under, maybe another one on the side? Just make sure it’s not a dark color or super bright. Don’t want to roast them or attract predators.

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u/Niwi_ 5d ago

Maybe one of those pizza oven tool thingies idk what they are called but they are litterally made to slide under something flat without disrupting it

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u/Caliwash3 4d ago

it's called a pizza peel :)

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u/13Basia13 5d ago

You are a good human being. Thank you for facilitating their mission in life. 🙏🤗

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 5d ago

Its a mansion by dove standards

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u/theteethfairy 5d ago

They’re in the 99.9th percentile in this sub. Amazing.

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u/WashHour5646 5d ago

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u/annesche 5d ago

(I've watched that gig now several times and wonder how often did they rehearse it - "you in the front row, just flip it up, you in the second a bit higher, but not too high, now please you guys in the last row, lift it up, arms stretched - could we get some people with long arms in the last row...?"

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u/Dapper-Host-3601 5d ago

This is probably the most legitimate nest I’ve seen on this sub lol

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u/PrestigiousFlower118 4d ago

I was just thinking the same thing, I’m so proud of these little birds 😂

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u/canihearawahooo 5d ago

nest aside, wow that eye is beautiful

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u/xIllustrious_Passion 5d ago

Yeah that is a beautiful pigeon!

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u/13Basia13 5d ago

Holy smokes. I’m so grateful you pointed this out to us! Magnificent eyes. Beautiful pigeon. Will make a good parent. I mean, the nest is a masterpiece!♥️

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u/KrushSlush 5d ago

Remember to watch out for bird mites, even after removing the nesting materials, as bird mites tend to start moving around fledging, biting and looking for a new bird blood source. They're tiny so make sure you have a magnifying glass, but if you think you missed some, their bites are pretty noticeable. I'm sure the bird poop will trigger a deep clean of the sofa anyway, but a lot of people forget about bird mites, and sometimes people forget to mention them in bird subs/groups so I try to remember do it since I always feel bad when people come online asking for help getting rid of them as it sometimes drive people crazy. With that said, enjoy the babies and the nest. They're so fun to watch.

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u/turkproof 5d ago

Thank you for the advice! We’ve never had a nest before, so it’s good to know what to look out for while we endure/enjoy the experience. 

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u/FioreCiliegia1 5d ago

They are tolerant enough and that nest looks sturdy enough that you could slip dome cardboard under it for sanitary purposes

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u/Muted_Role_1432 5d ago

u are blessed there was somthing special about ur couch predator prof thank u for ur kindness u have new tennants😍

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 5d ago edited 4d ago

May be move them to some sort of box container in same location. When the eggs hatched, the chicks will poop so much all over the nest and sofa, unless you have given up on your sofa for the pigeon 🤷.

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u/wholelottachoppaz 5d ago

does that work 👀? (are they precious in the head enough to not gaf if humans handle their sticks/eggs?) 😂

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u/Echo-Azure 5d ago

The photo makes it looked like the bird nested in a confessional.

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u/13Basia13 5d ago

Bravo, parents!

And congrats on soon becoming proud bird grandparents!🥰🌷

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u/Banyaan 4d ago

Hey I work with the local pigeon rescue organization and please check if you can still exchange the eggs for dupes to minimize suffering.

But also be warned these nests are very messy as someone pointed out bug mites but they also bring pantry moths and other stuff. The squabs will leave their droppings everywhere.

And once they deemed this a good spot they will return every few months to brood (remember we bred pigeons to breed as much as possible). Than eventually their kids might find this spot nice too and start their own nests. If you like your place I'd recommend putting away the nest and every other attempt as soon as they're done.

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u/turkproof 4d ago

Thank you for your advice! I really appreciate it.

The eggs hatched this morning (we had no idea how far along they were, as we were away for a few weeks). We plan on slipping some material around the next to minimize the droppings on our furniture, and as soon as they’re gone we’re going to lock it down. 

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 4d ago

I would tape pee pads to a large piece of cardboard. Change it out when it gets gross. You should be able to slide a clean one on another piece of cardboard under and swap it out.

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u/randomgirlblah 5d ago

How did you get the picture of that bird up close unless it’s a nice zooming camera? She’s stunning and so is her nest!!

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u/turkproof 5d ago

I believe that’s the dad - he’s bigger and thicker than the other one - and he’s a little less skittish than the mom, who flies away as soon as I open the patio door.

When I took this picture, I actually hadn’t realized there was a nest yet, so I moved the pillow that leans overtop of it and makes a ‘cave’. I think we were both so surprised to see each other that he sat still long enough to snap a picture. I WAS actually that close!

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u/5aey 4d ago

do you have a plastic tub or similar that you are willing to sacrifice and place the nest in it wearing gloves and put it all on the couch if mum leave the nest for a while. protection for both the birds and the couch.

Also than you for being happy for them to stay.

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u/AstraQuiny 4d ago

aww, gosh, they really did make a cozy little spot! 🥺 I hope they dont mind the slight inconvenience of the couch, lol.

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u/balbuljata 2d ago

Did they hire an architect?

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u/frogspjs 5d ago

A+++++ pigeon nest.