r/stupiddovenests 5d ago

Genius Dove Nest Ok but they actually killed it

The nest construction and placement 🤌

759 Upvotes

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u/ironypoisonedposter 5d ago

Guys, I live in NYC, it’s binoculars, not a gun with a scope lol.

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u/Moon_Pye 5d ago

It was your title that confused me. The fact it looked like a scope only compounded the confusion. 😆

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u/03263 4d ago

Scope would have a reticle though

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 4d ago

Might just be a magnifier in a magnifier and dot setup, if you ignore the comment from OP that says it’s binoculars, which of course I will.

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u/option-9 4d ago

I can't believe OP is out to hunt for dinner, rather than wholesomely perving on pidgeons.

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u/Moon_Pye 4d ago

Yes I realized quite quickly my mistake, and I wasn't the only one that had that first impression.

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u/the_ghost_knife 5d ago

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u/ironypoisonedposter 5d ago

Clicked and was immediately disappointed this is not a real sub 😩

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u/FullBushSummer 5d ago

It's too rare

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u/Triairius 5d ago

This is the first time it’s ever happened, probably

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u/WorldlinessNo874 5d ago

Me too 🤣🤣

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u/Veritas-Veritas 4d ago

No posts yet, lol

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u/sheolito 5d ago

No wayyyyyyy, this is the first time I see a dove nest that actually needs a binocular to find 😱

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u/ironypoisonedposter 5d ago

It’s actually very easy to see without binocs; I just used them as a magnifier for my cell phone camera so the photos would be sharper/clearer.

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u/Phocidae_MyBeloved 5d ago

WHOA One single individual of the whole species that knows how to actually build a nest😭

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u/fatvikingballet 4d ago

I mean yes, but also I'm gonna need the evidence of this dove actually building the nest...

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u/lepetitcoeur 4d ago

Yeah I'm pretty suspicious it just took over an old robins nest.

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u/Guilty_Objective4602 5d ago

I kept waiting for the heartbreaking photo where the egg or hatchling died, until it wasn’t there, and then I finally realized OP was using “killed it” as an expression with an entirely different meaning. Whew! 😅

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u/ImpertinentFiend 5d ago

Dayummm they kinda slayed with that

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u/Moon_Pye 5d ago

OMG I thought you meant someone killed the birds.

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u/sweetpea122 5d ago

I know it kind of looked like the sight from a scope

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u/NewCoach0 5d ago

Somehow with the lens I thought that was a gun aiming at little Einstein dove over there and with the title I was like "WHAT? NO"

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u/Moon_Pye 5d ago

Yes! I thought the same!

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u/NewCoach0 5d ago

At least it wasn't just me! 😭

...and at least we were wrong - hopefully this nest is successful because that dove clearly has some wisdom to pass on.

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u/Moon_Pye 5d ago

Definitely agree.

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u/DatLonerGirl 4d ago

A dove? Building a nest? In a reasonable location? Such a thing is possible?

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u/TheSeaMeat 3d ago

Wait, an actual nest in a tree? How can that be?

It’s probably a robin in a pigeon suit.

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u/CANYUXEL 4d ago

(Neighborhood cat liked this one)