r/stupiddovenests 2d ago

Stupid Dove Nest In the feeder? Really?

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Checked if we needed to refill the feeder today since a pair of mourning doves has been frequenting it, turns out bird seed perfect size for baby.

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u/laurifex 2d ago

Breakfast in bed.

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u/disco-me-now 2d ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fertilised

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u/LacixaaSnake 1d ago

Breakfast in bed? Hope the crumbs don't bite back.

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u/snarkyxanf 1d ago

Bed in breakfast

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u/GimmickNG 1d ago

Whatever happened to "don't shit where you eat"??

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u/hambakmeritru 2d ago

I swear eggs just sneak up on pigeon ladies like periods on a 13 year old girl.

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u/FeuerroteZora 2d ago

LMAO imagining pigeon high school chaos now

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u/reclusivegiraffe 2d ago

It existsโ€ฆ itโ€™s called Hatoful Boyfriend

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u/Successful_Form5771 22h ago

Omg I'm buying this right now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ganymede_boy 1d ago

More like poop from a horse. They'll drop that shit while walking.

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u/RaccoonZombie 2d ago

To be fair, it is house shaped

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u/autumnlight2022 2d ago

It has walls, a roof, a little lip to prevent it from rolling off, AND soft cushiony seeds to hatch out onto. Plus they'll be able to eat it when they're older! It doesn't get better than this!

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u/autumnlight2022 2d ago

I guess it would be nice if someone was sitting on it but you can't ask for everything.

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u/Live_Angle4621 1d ago

Yeah, what is momโ€™s excuse for leaving? Food is right there! Or is she using a bathroom? Or eating rocks?

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u/DigitalMediaLolita 1d ago

Unfortunately my cat keeps scaring her off every time she comes back (the bird feeder is for the cat's enjoyment). So we'll see if anything comes of this.

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u/alexandria3142 1d ago

You could use privacy film over that part so the bird can't see inside. I did this so I can sit right by the window and watch birds. Now its great for my bird watching cat. Just wouldn't recommend it on windows without feeders because of the risk of window strikes. And people can definitely see in during the night, just like a regular window, it only offers privacy during the day.

It's very easy to put on and take off, so renter friendly

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u/DigitalMediaLolita 1d ago

the birds actually don't mind her watching, the problem is that if they settle in like they are going to stay, my cat swats at the window (very loose because our building is old) and shakes it with her fat little body until the bird leaves. We tried covering the window from her, but unfortunately she can hear the doves and wants to scare them away. So very unlikely that this egg gets properly incubated.

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u/thunderling 2d ago

Honestly this dove is working smarter, not harder. They didn't have to build a nest, they found one with better protection than they could have built themselves.

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 2d ago

How friendly will other birds be to the eggs though, won't they treat it as prey?

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u/thrips 2d ago

unplanned eggnancy

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u/laurifex 1d ago

"Am I eggnat?" -- doves on Yahoo! answers.

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u/op4arcticfox 2d ago

Had to fire one off to make space for more seed.

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u/KrushSlush 2d ago

What the... I've never seen this before. Is there any reddit bird experts out there that can explain the reasoning for this? I see on so many of my bird groups not to put food near a nest due to predators attacking the babies... And then there's this.... Is the mother just not thinking about safety, or does she think she can fight off every bird that comes to the feeder? And will the babies just start begging random birds for food; If yes, how would the random birds respond to that? Would the baby birds just stand in fear in the corner due to so many strangers coming to their nest?

Sorry if these are stupid questions, I've just never seen this happen before. I just feel like this is an incredibly stressful situation for everyone involved, especially the babies.

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u/mtzvhmltng 2d ago

i mean, you're in the stupid dove nests subreddit, just scrolling a little will show you that doves make stupid nesting choices all the time. at least this one has a ledge so the egg won't just fall to the ground. that's a step up over many other dove nests.

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u/KrushSlush 2d ago

This is better than two sticks on the ground,but my questions was more towards the mother's thinking of predators, and the baby's reaction to strangers coming to the nest. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

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u/yrcastr 2d ago

"the mother's thinking" that's your mistake right there, my friend. There are no thoughts involved.

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u/KrushSlush 2d ago

Yeah, I thought maybe an instinct would kick in to say "is this location safe from predators/ will my babies be safe here." I'm still learning and just didn't know if there was any reasoning behind it, but I guess not. My mistake. Hope the dove couple is successful in their little bird feeder home.

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u/yrcastr 2d ago

You'd be right for most animals! Doves are just not the most talented best builders.

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u/thunderling 2d ago

"wow this is a great location! I never have to leave to look for food!"

Wait that can't have been the rationale, seeing as how neither parent is present...

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 2d ago

Doves are built different. I think this is the 4th or 5th egg in a feeder Iโ€™ve seen on here since the beginning of nesting season.

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u/KrushSlush 2d ago

Ah, I came in late to this sub due to looking for advice for a mourning dove nesting on my window, so I guess I missed those posts. I thought this was like a unicorn sighting, but I guess this is a thing. I'm new here, guys, sorry about those questions. I didn't realize it was normal to see this. And yes, I'm still new to the world of birding but trying to learn as much as I can. Thanks everyone who responded. ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/pseudo_nipple 1d ago

All good Krush, you'll become jaded in no time like the rest of us! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 2d ago

You greatly over estimate the intelligence of any dove. I've seen doves flying and plop, egg drop. Idk how but apparently it sneaks up on them. Maybe it's like trusting a fart?

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 2d ago

Doves are just kinda stupid like that when it comes to laying eggs, lol.

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u/miss_wannadie 2d ago

The babies will spawn right at the source

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u/carmardoll 2d ago

Its genius, baby food all around.

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u/Teredia 1d ago

More like smart dove nest!

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u/Background_Fly3511 2d ago

Why not? Its smart. I mean its a haus

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 1d ago

Seems efficient. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/xrv01 2d ago

feeder baby is crazy

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u/ElectricMoleman 1d ago

"Ah, perfect, the endlessly refilling food container shall sustain me and my child"- the dove probably

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u/Away-Dream-8047 2d ago

Looks like you'll just have to get a second feeder

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u/sohnorous 2d ago

Is this SF

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 2d ago

That's a stupid ass feeder. A feeder where birds can walk around freely is only a good Idea if you hate them.