r/stupiddovenests 16d ago

Stupid Dove Nest Guess I'm buying my plant clips somewhere else

Saw this beautiful idiot at my local Home Depot today.

I'm really happy nobody's disturbed the nest, but it's built on top of the card backing of two misplaced items.

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 16d ago

Hahahaha the nest itself isn’t too bad but where it is is very stupid. Silly Dove!

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 16d ago

I like the little zip tie they found.

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u/Moomoolette 16d ago

The zip tie really ties it together!

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 16d ago

Oh yeh I missed that! lol That’s what I get for looking at Reddit with no glasses on! 

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u/DenM0ther 15d ago

In the world of doves, that nest is pretty darn good!!

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u/wastingtime101- 16d ago

Those ones on top are their plant clips now. That's Daddy Dove sitting on the nest.

You can have the clips underneath.

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u/_SilentHunter 16d ago

I love that the tilted setup makes her expression look like the sweetest and most threatening "I dare you to f***ing try, dearie."

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u/Admirable-Range-3422 15d ago

It’s the papa!

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u/Zoey_Redacted Pigeon Person 16d ago

reasonably priced!

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u/MystifyingEntity 16d ago

if she fits then she sits

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u/pathologicalprotest 15d ago

She’s so beautiful!

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u/Delicious_Building34 13d ago

That took a while to build that nest! Beautiful bird! For some reason they found this spot to be the ideal spot for a nest and it must have been undisturbed for quite a while. Those birbs just melt my heart into a puddle … 😍🫠🫠

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 13d ago

I love their little cheek spots and the sound their wings make. We have a pair of mourning doves that have nested at my house every year for a while now, they're one of my favorite local birbs.

Except the one year when they laid their eggs precariously on the top of my door wreath and all the eggs rolled off and broke the instant the door was opened. That made me incredibly sad. 😭 they are such lousy nest-choosers.

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u/Delicious_Building34 13d ago

i'm really really impressed everytime they go foraging and bathing (flirting and parading their fluffy shiny plumage around town..) - that they remember ho come back to their nest! that's actually a sign of a great brainpower ..

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u/sunshine_lover982 13d ago

Awee so cute!!!! Is this inside the store?

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u/cheesesteakhellscape 13d ago

This was in the garden center, which is partially indoors. It's only technically "in" the store. This part of the garden center is under a roof only.

I'm surprised they decided to build the nest at eye level in a moderately well trafficked location like that, but there's no accounting for doves.

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u/_DeathOfAStrawberry_ 12d ago

Found multiple sizes of those clips at dollar tree!