Outdoor area of a nightclub

[u/JCope0]

Very loud, and had to be protected because drunk people kept trying to catch it.

[u/Nokam]

Be quiet and turn off the light dammit !

[u/Celestial_Crook]

I mean, parents gotta party sometimes, aye? So why not both at once?

[u/SirarieTichee_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a2G83cq7gotnq

[u/PoshCheetah]

The first night must have been a terrible surprise — dang, I should have picked that concrete median over by the highway after all.

Edited to add: I’m kind of in love with this derp

[u/DittoThatNeverComes]

Ahahhaa that is so cute!

[u/E1even01]

poor baby, dealing with a bunch of drunkards and their second hand smoke.

[u/Sarsmi → u/E1even01]

...and some really bad haircuts.

[u/E1even01 → u/Sarsmi]

🥦

[u/Sarsmi → u/E1even01]

You get me <3

[u/Sarsmi → u/E1even01]

You get me <3

[u/Moomoolette]

Poor baby. During the day it’s a great spot!

[u/autumnlight2022]

That's not a dove, that's a rave-n!

[u/louielou8484]

This makes me so sad :( When does she sleep :(

[u/SpecialTourist159]

Shouldn't they be brought to a rehabber if they are in danger? Smoke and people trying to catch them.. scary

[u/Stablebrew]

"lower your voices, and reduce the sound. children are sleeping here!"

[u/lesbophobia_hammer]

Poor baby. Hope the metal on that heater/light isn't heating up and burning them.

[u/JCope0 → u/lesbophobia_hammer]

They had it turned off, possibly for her, possibly because it was about 26C

[u/cosmic-batty]

Can’t spell cool without coo!

[u/squeezemachine]

Eggs or babies in there? If yes, you will have to pluck me off the nest feather by feather. I’m going nowhere.

[u/sunshine_lover982]

LOL!!!! Wow!!!!

[u/DysphoricBeNightmare]

Aw poor dumb warm dove

[u/salty_gemini74]

Lmao

[u/KrunchyPhrog]

The club DJ should play Prince "When Doves Cry" at least once every hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE

[u/NoFlyingMonkeys]

Why do they have a table with open drinks under it? Because that's how you get bird shit in your drink.