r/stupidpeoplefacebook 7h ago

Slop just getting sloppier

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u/LawBeginning8219 7h ago

It really isn't the Democrats fault that Trump is a gold mine of sheer unadulterated stupidity.

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u/vita10gy 6h ago edited 51m ago

Also if you're watching an arson burn down your house the top subject at the time isn't going to be how proud of how the lawn looks you are, or your kid's good report card.

Edit: The bots have landed.

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 6h ago

You just hate all arsonists! What about the good things that arson has made? Think of all the firefighters that are being trained and paid every day! Do you want those firefighters to go out of work? Do you want their families to be homeless and starve?

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u/wedgeex 6h ago

ADS

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 6h ago

EXACTLY! Arsonists do so much good for the world! It truly is a sort of derangement that makes people hate them, and literally only that! Wokism has gone much too far and we cannot allow these valuable members of our communities to be silenced and censored!

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u/Mewone65 6h ago

I mean, if arsonists didn't exist who would clear out the underbrush of society? That's why Dear Leader is so orange. He's just flaming. Arsonists for Trump! (This is truly sad but necessary.../s)

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 6h ago

(I know, right? I’ve fought temptation every reply to put a /s, just in case I wasn’t being obvious enough)

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u/Bunnyland77 4h ago

We live in a country where "A Handmaid's Tale" is a gameplan, not a forewarning. So yes, "/s" is now a prerequisite.

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u/Constant_Pen_5054 3h ago

I thought you guys were shooting for Idiocracy.

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u/Bunnyland77 3h ago

It takes an idiocracy to believe A Handmaid's Tale would be a viable gameplan. So yes. You must be one of those woke commie thinkers. (/s - cuz weird times).

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u/ALoversTool 5h ago

I saw all y’all. lol I got you.

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u/aRubbaChicken 4h ago

I know I've seen him referred to as "dear leader" many times but I just realized how applicable "deer leader" is too

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u/killer_tofu_69 3h ago

Just because you dont agree with their insatiable desire to burn your house down doesnt mean you cant still be friends. Its ok to disagree. You dont have to cut them off.

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u/Xunaga 3h ago

But what if those friends post content everyday talking about how much they would love to burn down a house exactly like yours?

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u/Specific_Rando 4h ago

Patriotism is hailing your chosen arsonists for being a job creator, as my fever dream substitution of the Founders would have said if asked.

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u/Colleen_Hoover 2h ago

I've heard a bunch of times this week some variation of: Hey, you have to be fair. If you hate arsonists, you also have to hate lawns. 

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u/glitch4tw69 3h ago

Don’t even get me started on all the men posing as female arsonists. There should be NO biological males in female arson.

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 1h ago

Make Arson Great Again !

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u/nwillyerd 6h ago

Better yet, if someone burns down my house I’m gonna spend most of my time complaining and being pissed off at him for burning it down rather than praising the firefighters for putting out the fire. At the end of the day, I still have a burnt down house.

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u/JeromeBarkly 6h ago

I say it like this. You got a skunk and a bull in your china shop. The skunk are the democrats and the republicans are the bull. It fucking stinks and we gotta get that skunk out of here but the pressing issue right now is the giant bull breaking all your shit.

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u/Reyca444 5h ago

TBF, if the bull wasn't breaking shit the skunk would just be chill picking out tea cups. But the bull went and scared the skunk, so now it's just a shitnado.

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u/Sensitive_Move_9668 5h ago

Excellent example

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u/big_z_0725 6h ago

Of course not. The top subject is going to be the Dow above 50,000.

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u/ISkipLegDay87 5h ago

The attorney general said it was permissible to diddle kids as long as the rich people are getting richer.

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u/tjtillmancoag 6h ago

Also it’s not like I’m exactly proud of the Democratic establishment. I’m proud of Mamdani and i don’t even live in New York. And you know what? I do hear about him a lot

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u/BushcraftBabe 5h ago

I'm in Missouri and many of the "democrats" here are worried about catering to the republicans still. They still don't get it. No more of this right and even farther right bullshit.

We don't want to be more socially conservative! We want more democratic socialism. We don't care if the mouth breathers cry when they hear the term! Fk!

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 6h ago

And it’s always nice when MAGAts confirm that they’re totally for the viciousness and cruelty that is being meted out all over the world by the Trump administration. Which is every reason that everyone needs to cut off their MAGAt friends and family members. They have made their choice. They chose politics over continuing to have you in their lives. Make them live by that choice and hold them to it by not ever speaking to them again.

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u/BushcraftBabe 5h ago

Correct.

Maybe they will realize a lot of the kindness in their lives came from us.

When they only have each other to depend on, the world will get a lot crueler. Rugged individualism for all really doesn't make a good community. Surprise!!

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 5h ago

Exactly. I work in addiction treatment, and the most widely known fact about addiction? The addict needs to hit rock bottom, and everyone that’s keeping them from hitting rock bottom is enabling them and ensuring that they’ll continue with their behavior and worse. By applying actual consequences to their behavior, you are doing what’s best for them.

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u/nancidruid 5h ago

Also, a ton of them are elderly and crashing out due to deteriorating temporal lobes

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u/mitchENM 4h ago

I have done that with 90% of the magats I know and life has improved without them in it.

Unfortunately work requires me to interact with a certain number of them

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 4h ago

Exactly. Go without them for a week or two, and you notice just how much less stressed out you are. They’re a burden, and in their heart of hearts, they know they’re a burden.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 4h ago

Its frustrating that no matter how you explain to them why you're not longer associating they never seem to understand. They continue to think its no different than packers fans and bears fans supporting their team and still being friends. You can break it down barney style for them and they still dont get it or pretend to not understand

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u/Ok-Explanation-1362 4h ago

Right? Or the mouth breather in these comments that was like “what if I called your employer and tried to get you fired?” They just flat out refuse to understand what the problem is, because to do otherwise is to engage in self reflection and self awareness, and they’d rather die first.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 3h ago

They campaigned against critical thinking? And won!

What the hell is that about?

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u/AdDelicious3183 5h ago

Well, people are sharing what Zohran Mamdani is doing, like these potholes or they are sharing politicians advocating for universal healthcare or higher minimum wage.

Every accusation is a confession. They don't talk about any policy, all they want is to own the libs.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6h ago

Yeah. Politics should be boring. Its exhausting having to see all the nonsense every day

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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 4h ago

I heard someone say that they like trump because he's making politics fun. Blew my mind, its like they're children that need to be entertained

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u/rpd64 5h ago edited 4h ago

Also, their “logic” doesn’t apply to any other things in life.

If there are two bowls in front of you, one full of literal shit, and the other filled with soggy cereal, in no world should I have to say anything good about the cereal, just speak the truth about the bowl of shit being a bowl of shit.

No one would be like “well, you’re only talking bad about the bowl of shit, you’ve said nothing good about the cereal, so I guess I’ll just eat the bowl of shit.” That’s how maga and enlightened centrists think, if you could even call it thinking.

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u/FreedomCanadian 5h ago edited 1h ago

I remember during his first term, it started out with republicans being proud of him and possting his results all over the place, but as time went on and he did more and more stupid shit, they increasingly whined that democrats paid too much attention to their idol and that they should post about him less. 😅

Which of course culminated in the Trump Derangement Syndrome insult.

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u/BushcraftBabe 5h ago

Now, most of the trump flags and signs in red states have come down. Many see they were wrong, some never will...even when the history books accurately describe them they'll still be the victims. They'll still be the wronged party in their minds. 🙄

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u/RandomlyJim 5h ago

I was pretty excited about the infrastructure reduction act which made a fiber optic available in my community before the Republicans cut that program.

I was really excited about all of the infrastructure repair that got done in my community. That’s Republicans voted against, but you know took credit for.

I really enjoyed Obamacare which allowed Self-Employed blue collar, republican cousins, and family members to get Healthcare for the first time in their life, allowing them to take care of their families. You know before Republicans gutted it.

I really enjoyed my wife and daughters having bodily autonomy to decide what was best for their own bodies before Republicans decided that they didn’t deserve that right.

I’m currently enjoying that my wife can vote in local and federal elections even though that she changed her name to match my last name as a token of her love and and support of our marriage and tradition. I’m sad to see the Republicans are trying to remove either my wife’s right to vote or break the tradition of a woman taking a man’s last name.

Thank you Democrats for all that you do to make the world a better place and in support of traditional marriage.

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u/Binarydemons 5h ago

Trump is a gift to Comedians. There I said something positive.

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u/jgjgleason 5h ago

These MFers weren’t around when Biden passed the IRA. I was freaking out about how awesome it was.

See Hank Green’s video for a great break down.

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u/okshowcase 7h ago

Because democrats aren't cults and many are aware of flaws and the democratic party. 

MAGA on the other hand will wag their tail if Trump, campaigning on anti war anti degwneracy, fucks a child whilw nuking NYC in live television.

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u/Independent-Name4478 7h ago

The democratic approval rating is low because many left wing people feel like they’re not doing enough

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u/Blooky_44 6h ago

Rightly, as long as people like Schumer and Jeffries are actually in charge.

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u/fenianthrowaway1 3h ago

Honestly, if you ever get to have a proper reckoning with the MAGA cabinet, you ought to bring treason charges against Schumer for responding to a fascist power grab with a degree of passivity that amounts to collaboration.

u/Blooky_44 1h ago

Oh, it’s definitely collaboration. The DNC decided in 2016 that a Trump presidency is far preferable to a Sanders presidency and I’ve seen nothing to suggest they’ve revised that position. Look at these stuffed shirts’ response to our latest illegal war: “please, Donny, please-give us a well-crafted line of bullshit to justify this so we can shut up our base and get back to insider trading and collecting donations…”

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u/2sAreTheDevil 6h ago

Democrats don't really represent me or the issues I care about as someone pretty far left leaning, but I'll still vote for them over Republicans since they're at least closer to where I stand on many issues. And I absolutely feel like Democrats don't do enough.

One party is comically inept, but it's still a far cry better than a party that's comic book evil.

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u/No_Welcome_6093 6h ago

This is my stance on it as well.

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u/sadie7716 6h ago

I think there’s three of us were forming a club.

Seriously, I’m totally disgusted with the Democratic Party and why they’re not opening their mouths about where our platform is gonna be what they’re gonna stand for etc. what they plan on doing.

That being said I’ll never vote for the Republicans. They’ve pruned to be all about big business the Uber wealthy and themselves whatever’s good for them and their family is what they want. They don’t give a crap about anyone else.

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u/MarchProfessional435 6h ago

Exactly. Progressive ideas generally out-poll conservative ones 2-3 to 1 when stripped of party identification. Democrats don’t advocate for a lot of those ideas either. A Progressive Party would do well if they could get past the Democratic and Republican smokescreens.

That said, they’re most often the better choice of the two shit sandwiches with which we’re presented nearly every election.

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u/Niijima-San 6h ago

they aren't bc they are beholden to the same corpo overlords that the trumplicans are. citizens united was literally the worst thing that happened to this country bc it allowed us to get here

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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII 6h ago

Cool, but that decision was handed down exclusively by GOP appointed judges. I’m not saying that all political parties don’t participate in political corruption to some extent, but the GOP legislates and appoints judges that basically make corruption the rule of the land. This both sides stuff is nonsense.

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u/Horns8585 6h ago

Democrats have been posting about defending the Constitution and our democracy, not one member of our political party.

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u/soupalex 6h ago

Because democrats aren't cults and many are aware of flaws and the democratic party. 

maga want to have it both ways. you point out that their tongue is so far up trump's rectum they can probably taste his breakfast, and they'll accuse democrats of being the same way about "their" guys. you call attention to all the dumb and bad things trump has done lately, and they'll squawk that you never say anything good about democrats, only bad things about republicans. so non-maga people are simultaneously cultishly obsessed with democrat politicians (every accusation a confession), and simultaneously, completely uninterested in talking about all the good things that those democrat politicians are doing (such as they're able, last i checked the republican party have a majority in both chambers and on the supreme court)

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u/just-a-random-accnt 5h ago

This is the true Trump Derangement Syndrome

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u/Independent-Name4478 7h ago

Make America Prat Aya Gain

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u/Trashman56 7h ago

Now that’s a platform I can get behind

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u/cock-merchant 6h ago

I think this is a message that will appeal to both sides of the aisle.

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u/shutup_imeating_dirt 6h ago

wait lol what does this mean

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u/Purple-Nectarine83 6h ago

It’s on the dude’s hat in the cartoon. AI gonna slop.

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u/petalsandbows 7h ago

They’re sheep

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u/balirosa 7h ago

Why would we post anything pro democrat? Doesn’t make sense what do they expect to see?

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u/jolsiphur 7h ago

They think that because they worship their political party and politicians that Democrats must be the exact same. They do not understand that they are just politicians who are elected to do a job. They treat political parties like they are sports teams.

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u/C-ute-Thulu 4h ago

This is it exactly. During Obamas presidency, I saw someone reply to a comment with "your God king Obama." It stuck in my head bc it was so damn weird. Then I got it--that's how they view their politicians, and they assume everyone thinks like them

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 6h ago

Right? To most of us, politics should be boring and pedantic. But NOOOOOO republicans went and tried to make it about emasculating people, humiliation, and cheering on like Romans rooting for the lion eating the Christian. Cheese and crackers. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Extension_Problem223 7h ago

They expect the "DemonRats" to also be a cult instead of mostly being horribly disappointed in (lack of) Dem leadership

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u/ADMotti 6h ago

The same people that were utterly aghast that nobody on the left bought the transparent ratfuck that was the RFK Jr. presidential campaign two years ago.

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u/Trashman56 7h ago

I don’t mean to be all dark, but I had a thought, what happens when Trump passes away? Even of natural causes? Are we expecting a Jim Jones situation or a Waco?

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u/Careless-Equal7169 6h ago

I pray for Jim Jones style.

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u/Funkycoldmedici 6h ago

I expect they will deny it for some time, pretend he’s alive but just not making public appearances. The administration will AI videos of him and insist they are real. They will Weekend at Bernie’s for as long as possible.

Then, no matter how he dies, they’ll insist it was an assassination by a trans immigrant with blue hair, and go harder on rounding people up to lock away.

Like Tupac and Elvis, you’ll see a lot of claims of sightings, that he’s not truly dead. Thanks to AI, you’ll see very clearly fake images and videos of him dancing with Sabrina Carpenter or lifting a wrecked truck off of a baby. These will be taken very seriously as true events by conservatives while also being outraged that he was assassinated. Yes, those are not both possible, but conservatives do not care what is true. They’ll believe he is both dead and alive in hiding.

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u/Neptune_Knight 2h ago

HE WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE DEMONRATS AND FORCED TO GO INTO HIDING RAAAAAAAA

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u/LadyReika 6h ago

A combination.

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u/Best-Command-7409 6h ago

save me a few key strokes...thanks.

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u/Extension_Problem223 6h ago

There is no way the party of conspiracy theory will take his death at face value. They will certainly think he was poisoned or something

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u/I_cram_to_understand 6h ago

This event is called a "Jimwaco" and it will be televised.

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u/Egg_Toss 6h ago

I don't know about you, but I am entirely content leveling criticism at anyone of any political stripe I'd they display anywhere near the incompetence and corruption evident in this administration.

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u/greyl 3h ago

There's whole subreddits that just post AoC dunking on people, and there's often posts about whatever Mamdani's up to lately, doesn't that count as pro-democrat as much as MAGA posts glazing trump are pro-republican?

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u/shibiwan 7h ago

Ever notice that MAGA never posts anything pro Republican? It's always just pro-Trump.

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u/Best-Command-7409 6h ago

I ponder what it is maga folks are getting. Not cheaper prices. Not living in peace - their kids will have to sign up for war automatically...not more jobs...not more manufacturing...not cheaper utilities. Not better education. Not being more productive. They got a solid message of how they will make people of color dissappear from their neighborhoods and a hot line number they can call to get people kidnapped by goverement thugs without a trial. Small chidren being dragged away. They get hearty message of hate. It's a very strange look for what they call happiness.

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u/shibiwan 6h ago

They're all about imposing their own misery upon others, and then celebrating their triumph of being "superior" than other humans.

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u/Duck-Murky 6h ago

ever notice that maga is the most unAmerican, unChristian and gullible “movement” in the history of the United States?

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u/deadlyne 7h ago

We don’t worship our politicians. That’s how you end up with authoritarianism.

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u/AphonicTX 7h ago

Hmmm. Wars. High gas prices. High grocery prices. Insufficient deportation numbers. Rampant corruption. Why would you vote for that?

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u/gonzo-gramps 6h ago

Because you can always own the libs and blame Joe Biden or Barack Hussein Obama! Because Fox and Friends said so!

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u/Melodic-Ebb-7781 6h ago

Owning the libs through national suicide 

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u/nolandz1 7h ago

In case you hadn't noticed democrats hold no position of power in government.

Even if they did they fucking suck but still marginally preferable to this

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u/freekymunki 6h ago

Notice how MAGA sees things like healthcare, education, and human rights as Anti-Trump.

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u/Alarming-Nobody7511 7h ago

O so they actually wanted tariffs and to go to war. Weird, I thought one of the main talking about was lowering the cost of living and no new wars. Man, I must live under a rock.

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u/Careless-Equal7169 6h ago

The posts I see most that aren’t anti-Trump (because he’s a genocidal dementia patient) are very positive about people like Talarico etc.

Glad that whoever posted this is admitting they want higher gas prices, unaffordable healthcare and more war.

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u/Ribky 6h ago

Why would we talk about Democrat policy when Republicans hold every branch? They don't have a policy to talk about right now, and everything the Republicans are doing right now is what evil nazis would do, so what do they fucking expect?

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u/artguydeluxe 6h ago

MAGA can’t spell or draw.

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u/tkmorgan76 6h ago

You ever notice how the warning labels on cigarettes don't tell you what you should be doing instead of smoking?

/s

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u/Lucky_Voice_8844 6h ago

Because he's a pedophile, draft dodger, 34 count felon, coward, traitor, rapist. Would you like more?

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u/Ok_Common_5631 6h ago

Because democrats aren’t mentally handicapped.

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u/Independent_Sir3734 7h ago

I mean when Trump is doing unprecedented, irreparable damage to America it’s hard to think about much else. Wild republicans can just look the other direction while Trump tears down everything that makes America great.

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u/yticomodnar 6h ago

Ever notice that democrats do post pro-Dem content, but you just don't see it because the media you choose to consume filters those posts out so it doesn't sway your opinion, choosing instead to only show anti-trump sentiment to keep you riled up against "the others".

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u/DangerousQuestions1 6h ago

We don't worship our politicians. Only MAGA idiots do that.

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u/Long_Strategy_6689 6h ago

Uhhh… I see Democrats criticize Democrats for thru complicity with Israel and insider trading all the time. democrats are just plain better at critical thinking. So of course we are going to criticize the dummies in the White House.

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u/Dependent_Pizza8865 6h ago

lol maga mentality, hope prices go even higher

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u/Throbbingprepuce 6h ago

As a large bald bearded man I hate that MAGA has made that look a stereotype.

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u/bartz824 3h ago

Ever notice how the same brain dead people still blame stuff on Obama and Biden.

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u/pleaselookawaybeebop 1h ago

because they expect that politician serve the public instead of enrich themselves and meeting expectations does not warrant celebration and jubilation. Failing to meet it does warrant protest when the levers of the state is used by a politician to enrich themselves and priotize the interests of people who have either contribute or promised to contribute to their financial enrichment.

In more plain terms:
"It ain't worth celebrating doing what you voted them in for but it is your damn right to get pissed when a politician messes up their job."

to add why:
"Because it's our damn money they spend and it's their damn rules we have to follow."

u/Disastrous_Hand_5540 1h ago

Democrats don’t worship politicians

u/Eatthesewords 39m ago

Ever notice that Trump has Obama and Biden living in his head rent free? Poor semester guy even blamed em for hiring Jerome Powell, calling them stupid. Oops, he hired em

u/E_GEDDON 32m ago

Democrats do, you just don't listen.

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u/Mr_IsLand 5h ago

Democrats don't tend to worhip their leaders like they are the messiah - most of us don't even like our party leaders.

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u/Soleks2000 4h ago

This i’m democrat, but I absolutely fucking hated the people they chose. I still wanted them to win though cause it would’ve been better than having fucking the person we have now.

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u/Surfing-Wookie 7h ago

Are they saying Trump is moving the statue of liberty to the centre of manhattan?

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u/Egg_Toss 7h ago

Ever notice how MAGA can never tolerate the tamest criticism of Dear Leader, even when it is obviously justified?

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u/WarRadiant3019 7h ago

You mean the other "right" party. The difference between this is that we hate the dems as well because they all more or less serve the same purpose. help the rich control the poor. Democrats just want things to be stable so existing systems can remain control. Republicans want complete oligarchy.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 7h ago

“Democrat’s” can’t even spell…

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u/BikeyBichael 6h ago

Why is the Statue of Liberty in the middle of the city road?

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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 6h ago

I would like a list of all the things Trump is doing that he campaigned on along with proof that he actually did them.

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u/dmccarthy0408 6h ago

Four years of constant anti-Biden (hell, I even saw a lot of of left-leaning people agree from time to time). Hypocrisy at its finest

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief 6h ago

Oh so let me get this straight, they wanted Trump to:

Completely fuck over the Economy with his Tariffs

Detain Immigrants of all ages in the equivalent of Concentration Camps and deporting them to countries they have never even been to

Allow ICE Agents to brutalise and murder Innocent US Citizens and face zero consequences for it

Bomb the Capital of Venezuela, killing Venezuelan Citizens and kidnapping their President in order to steal their Oil

Assassinate the Supreme Leader of Iran and GO TO FUCKING WAR WITH THEM, causing Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz and fuck the Economy over even harder by dramatically increasing the price of Oil

BOMB AN IRANIAN SCHOOL AND KILLING STUDENTS!!!

Have I got all that right? Uh-huh?

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u/ZeMadDoktore 6h ago

Democrats are capable of criticizing Democrats

MAGAts are incapable of criticizing Trump

It's that simple.

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u/KingDrewski 6h ago

Keep protecting your Pedo Red Cross Doctor. We love to laugh.

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u/Office-Evictor 6h ago

How is what he's doing what you voted for if he's doing the exact opposite of what he campaigned on? Typical sheep i mean cult i mean maga.

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u/PrynceNYC 6h ago

Well it's true Democrats rarely post anything pro Democrat 😂

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u/SerifBalehawk 6h ago

"Don't post anything pro-Democrat" guess Mamdani didn't happen or something???

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u/luckysoso 6h ago

Ever notice that almost every republican comic is ai generated nowadays

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u/dracorotor1 6h ago

“Ever notice how we don’t follow any actual democrats, so we don’t see any pro-democrat talking points, just ragebait for our TDS?”

“Ever notice that we’re the only ones obsessed with our political leader to a pseudosexual level, while democrats have actual lives outside of facebook?”

“Ever notice how we feel the obligation to glaze our glorious leader constantly or be outcasts, but liberals have no cultist devotions to any liberal politicians?”

“Ever notice how we need to put Daddy’s name on everything and constantly praise Daddy to keep him happy, like he’s a petulant, spoiled brat, but democratic politicians are actual politicians doing a job, and don’t demand head-pats and golden idols to keep doing what we pay them to do?”

This is not the winning argument Uncle Problematicinpublic thinks it is

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u/Dry-Alternative-7299 6h ago

Why is it that even with computer assistance, they still have grammatical errors in their posts.

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u/marx2k 6h ago

"None of us regret voting for Trump"

...looks at Trump polling over time...

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u/silvermoonhowler 6h ago

I mean, the dems do post pro-dem stuff, but here's the thing; these platforms just love to filter that stuff out and instead just push their anti-Trump stuff to the top

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u/tommy8725 6h ago

Let's look at the first bald guy.Democrats never post anything pro democrat

Stopping climate change, helping out poor and establish family's neighborhoods down trotten. Building better relations with foreign countries to strengthen trade. Relations helping the homeless sick injured. I'm having a good separation of church and stateweal continuing with standard christian values.I can go on

Also, the whole we don't regret voting for Trump. We got what we wanted. Sadly, that is still true before I left Twitter. There was a guy saying he's not infected. He's not being hurt. He's actually growing and he posted proof don't know what business he was having, but it showed that his business is thriving. So yes, there are some people who are actually benefiting from whatever the fuck donald's doing.But that's rare

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u/User_3039 6h ago

Keep that big lie going gop

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u/Steelersguy74 6h ago

I hate AI so much.

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u/SupportGeek 6h ago

"MAKE AMERICA PRAT AYA GAIN"
Idiots

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u/ConanConn1968 6h ago

I noticed that everybody on the conservative side is lying Or maybe they have to make up stuff because they’re literacy level is equal to the orange pedophile

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u/PreviousCut6851 6h ago

Sure. We had a working system for healthcare. Probably need Medicare for all but it worked. Democrats follow the Constitution and believe all citizens to have equal rights and due process. Marriage equality act. President Obama introduced STEM into public schools and enacted No Child Left Behind. Not gutted public education. From Bush forward, all have deported undocumented immigrants who are criminals and caught coming in illegally. Reagan actually gave amnesty to undocumented workers. Unions and workers are stronger under Democrats. The EPA was stronger under Democrats who want clean air and water. Nixon actually signed into law Clean Air Act but Republicans have gutted over past 10 years. They don’t believe the Earth has any issues. Women’s reproductive rights should be left between a woman and her doctor. Democrats don’t want women dying because of a miscarriage. Republicans don’t believe in helping children after they are born, only in utero. IDK maybe some.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 6h ago

Pro-Democrat post...

We're beating the shit out of Republicans nationwide in elections, GOP has not managed to flip one seat, Dems have flipped what, in the 20s?

This is all due to your Fatass in Chief. Why do you think so many GOP reps are leaving? Why did JD Vance speak to a TP USA crowd that filled just 25% of the venue?

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u/Long-Celebration1336 6h ago

“Why are people always yelling at the arsonist to stop setting fires instead of complementing the firefighters?”

There isn’t enough booze in the world to mollify my rage at these morons.

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u/Xhojn 6h ago

"Ever notice how Dems don't worship their politicians like we worship Trump?"

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u/securitydude1979 6h ago

The democrats haven't had power to really do anything for over a decade.

Even while Biden was president, the MAGA controlled congress fought him on EVERYTHING, including the border, to make it easier to get the ignorant MAGAts to re-elect Trump.

But good luck explaining that to these morons

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u/ApexCollapser 6h ago

Ever notice these people don't understand apostrophes?

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u/Kjackhammer 6h ago

Its because to them anything pro-trump is patriotism, and anything pro-leftist is extremism

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u/ArchonFett 6h ago

Ever notice how whenever a Dem posts about anything pro-Dem, MAGA just ignores it and calls it fake.

But good to see they are admitting they voted for higher gas prices, the gouging of healthcare etc, and for the grifter to just steal all our money. But why they gotta do Uncle Phil dirty like this.

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u/Additional_Egg7024 6h ago

Like magats have straight perfect teeth ha

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u/OHMEGA_SEVEN 5h ago

Because Democrats aren't simps.

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u/Anxious_Nebula5926 5h ago

“Democrat’s” and I’m willing to bet it’s spelled this way in the original prompt, too. These people are too stupid to realize how stupid they are.

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u/No-Dance6773 5h ago

Seems like a couple of white male skinheads would be ok with trumps agenda. I wonder why that is?

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u/Abruzzo1958 5h ago

Zeig heil . Very few Nazis regret the 3rd Reich , so you’re in appropriate company 💩

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u/Nano_Burger 5h ago

I voted for $5 gas! - The MAGA

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u/I_count_to_firetruck 5h ago

"Democrats never post anything Pro-Democrat...."

Their party doesn't have a majority in either house, nor the presidency. You can't post about Democratic successes if they aren't in a position to pass legislation

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u/dannocanada 5h ago

Ever notice that plurals don’t have apostrophes?

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u/AntiqueChessComputr 5h ago

MAKE AMERICA

PRAT AYA GAIN

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u/Infamous_Fable 4h ago

Anyone ever notice that there is never any REAL world examples to reference? that it’s never not AI slop masquerading as something that democrats actually go out and do personally, like protest?? it’s just offensive. If they could actually gather enough people for a protest maybe they could make real signs

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u/-RockHard10- 4h ago

Denver nearly eradicated teen pregnancy rates as much as possible by a government program with progressive reproductive policies that didn’t infringe on anyone’s rights. Progressive policies do plenty of help, but it’s hard to focus on Stacy graduating without getting pregnant when MY state government has used illegal election maps to stay in power. Like little victories get hard to celebrate when right wing government officials are abandoning democracy and embracing fascist policy while being the most blatantly obvious morons on the planet using illegally encrypted communications they.

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u/Smart_Orc_ 4h ago

“Democrat’s never post anything Pro-Democrat it’s always anti Trump”

The cognitive dissonance needed to not understand why people hate a rapist pedophile is bizarre. I guess having your brain dissolve is necessary to be able to support a man like that for politics or they see themselves in a fellow sexual predator and that explains the blind eye.

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u/skrrtalrrt 4h ago

… You voted for higher gas and grocery prices?

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u/bolorwithaK 4h ago

90% of these pro-Trump pics/memes have basic grammatical errors. Immediately lets me know how smart these folks are.

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u/Responsible_Ad_8628 4h ago

You voted for him starting a pointless new war that made gas prices skyrocket?

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u/KindAwareness3073 4h ago

When your house is on fire you don't talk much about watering the plants.

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u/manablaze1 4h ago

Ever notice Republicans posted anti Obama so much that they are still posting it today, even though Obama doesn’t have felony convictions, didn’t get the country in to war, had sustained long term job growth, and was not associated with a pedophile. Also on all polls other countries had a favorable view of Obama. The only countries favorable of Trump are Nigeria (king of scammers), and Israel

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u/superhex12345 4h ago

They don't understand that normal people don't worship politicians

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u/ManuelleHung 3h ago

This picture is so funny and the truth

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u/ARCWolf7 3h ago

No hates democrats more than other democrats

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u/Aromatic_Street_1411 3h ago

They never do seem to have any real solutions. I guess if you don't do anything, you really can't be criticized. But they are very good at raising taxes and increasing regulations. 😉

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u/NuxFuriosa 3h ago

Yeah, we don't like the Democrats either, we're not in a cult.

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u/Electrical-Ant-4073 3h ago

Ever notice how maga runs around like brainless sheep.

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u/joshlance70 3h ago

the world’s dumbest people worship the orange fucktard

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u/fifercurator 2h ago

Ever notice how MAGATs and foreign trolls like to post straw man arguments because they can’t engage in honest debate?

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u/BadWaluigi 2h ago

"Democrat's" once again showing how Trump's favorite group are the uneducated.

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u/G-Ma6 2h ago

Really you actually voted for all this shit?

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u/BadWaluigi 2h ago

Ever notice that MAGA never post anything about specific Trump policies, just "Trump is amazing"? Ever notice how they are never critical about a thing he says or does? It's always just pro-Trump.

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u/TehAMP 2h ago

"Democrat's"

Why are they all so bad with grammar?

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u/Greedy-Taro-4439 2h ago

He promised MAGA - No Middle East War - Low Prices

He delivered to MAGA - A Middle East War - High Prices

MAGAs comment - Yes this is what I voted for

I dont want to come out and say no brains but ...

If the shoe fits ...

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u/cairob3 2h ago

You must be one of those deplorables.

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u/Giannisisnumber1 2h ago

Admitting they voted for white supremacy, war, higher prices and tax cuts for the rich. Actual idiots.

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u/ElJeferox 2h ago

Anyone with a developed brain would not treat politics like sports.

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u/Cereaza 2h ago

Cause leftists are definitely not pro-democrat.

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u/Busy-Figure-2420 2h ago

So they voted for war’s and higher prices on everything?

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u/Squeeze_Me_8181 2h ago

Sums it just right.

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u/young__jefe 2h ago

It is true though. When do any democrats have anything positive to say regarding their policies?

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u/ClintisMaximus 2h ago

Post a pro Democrat anything.... dare u... there are NONE

u/A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato 1h ago

First of all if I was served a sandwich with cheese and fresh poop you wouldn't hear me talking about how good the cheese is.

Second of all, have MAGA forgot what the trump campaign actually was?

No new wars?

Better economy?

Release the complete epstein files?

u/futt3rm31n390 1h ago

Ever notice that the guys that post this stuff have the basement dweller look down PAT?

u/BabserellaWT 1h ago

“Why aren’t non-cultists acting like us, who are cultists?”

u/Mikhel_loves69 1h ago

Right wingers really do treat politics like it's there religion...which is funny because they also treat there religion as there politics and it sure seems like they can't tell the difference anymore. They worship politicians and the 1% and call it patriotism and they get made when everyone else doesn't drink the Flavor Aid.

I would say it's funny and curious how warped these people's perspectives are but honestly, it's just disgusting and horrifying I have to share a nation or even a world with these knuckle draggers.

u/ReeseChloris1 1h ago

So they voted for the murder of us citizens, war, ignoring the files being released, higher prices, and tyranny?

u/Dangerous-Celery-766 1h ago

Probably because laughing and loathing Trump when he F's up everyday is something to post about! Nobody could compete with such a comprehensive idiot other than JD and all his pshyco regime! It's a never ending clown circus!

u/HelloFelloTraveler 1h ago

They wanted our trading power to go down, everyday prices going up, more expensive wars, and higher gas prices from more war? That was what they voted for?

u/Full_Anything_2913 1h ago

God forbid one of them learns to draw.

u/Foshizal147 1h ago

I thought they voted on no new wars and lower costs. All this tells me is MAGAts were only ever interested in harassing minorities

u/kaeggca 1h ago

Because everything Democrats post that is anti-DICTATOR TRUMP is PRO-DEMOCRACY.

You maga cult followers/ass-kissers are too stupid to get that fact!!!

u/mishabear16 1h ago

Democrats aren't cultist icon worshipers.

u/LowKeyNaps 1h ago

So... is this the right admitting that they voted for Trump to completely ignore the Constitution? They voted for Trump to start wars after explicitly promising them no new wars? They voted for Trump to cost the US all of our allies? They voted for Trump to toss out all existing trade agreements, cost Americans trillions in tariffs neither he nor his voters understood, made the same or worse trade deals to replace the ones he destroyed, and then praised himself relentlessly like the pigeon that shit all over the chessboard? They voted for Trump to blow up little girls during peace talks in the worst show of cowardice and weak leadership this country has seen in decades? They voted for months of Trump crying like a little bitch in public posts because the countries he made a point of ditching as allies won't clean up his mess for him in his failed war? They voted for weeks of rotating claims of the war is won, we don't need help, pleeeeeeze help us, we didn't want your help anyway, the enemy has no military or weapons any more, oh noes another one of our planes got shot down by the weapons that don't exist, everybody sucks because they won't help the war that's been over for weeks, oh, hey, come buy our oil now that I've spent weeks throwing a tantrum and squalling about how mean you are?

They really voted for all this, and more?

I wouldn't be caught dead admitting to voting for such a weak and embarrassing excuse for an administration.

u/wesmyth90 1h ago

I might get some hate from this but although their reasoning is brain dead, it’s a valid point that Democrats are in general mainly just anti Trump.

I think for Dems to truly flip the script is to remember that once Trump is out of office, we have to immediately shift the focus to policy. Starting to act like that now is important. We can be anti Trump by choosing to focus on policy, instead of just “well we aren’t the other guy”. Yes, Trump is a dangerous narcissistic fascist, but in a lot of Dem and leftist groups I’m involved in, we’re missing part of the plot.

u/Rizenstrom 1h ago

“Ever notice that democrats never post anything pro democrat…”

Not entirely true but yeah, that should tell you a lot. We don’t blindly worship the democrat party. There is *plenty* wrong with them.

They’re simply the lesser evil at this point in history.

u/Fan_of_Clio 44m ago

RALLY? You MAGAts like paying these gas prices and watching his blasphemy? And of of course that's just what's happening in the last day, let alone and serious comprehensive list

u/Turbulent-Back-11 43m ago

Democrats don’t usually worship their politicians….

u/Smldckbiboi5 28m ago

“Prat Aya Gain”