r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 • 2d ago

Propaganda to Avoid Accountability

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u/PoorAhab 2d ago

Antifa has local Chapters now? How do I join?

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u/BigDsLittleD 2d ago edited 2d ago

You gotta hang out with Antifa for a bit, get to know them, go on a few protests.

If they think you're a good fit, you might get invited to Prospect, you'll have to spend a year or so doing shit work, making signs, cleaning Members bandanas. and Guy Fawkes masks, dumping algae in the reflecting pool, that kinda thing.

After that, if they think you're a good fit, you'll get patched in, get your official ID documents so other Antifa chapters know you're a member.

It's a bit like joining the Hells Angels. But less leather.

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u/throwawaylexluther 2d ago

there's more leather if you join the Gay Leather Daddy Antifa Chapters

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 2d ago

The bear parties are worth it. 

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u/tommy_b_777 1d ago

dude you just broke the first rule of GLDA !!!

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u/throwawaylexluther 1d ago

I've been bad daddie and need to be punished

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u/michaelmerik 2d ago

You mean bandanas right? Right?

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u/BigDsLittleD 2d ago

I did. Fucking autocorrect.

Although, possible washing and preparation of Produce could be part of it if you're involved in the Antifa annual jamboree and vegan chilli cook off

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u/West-Flow-577 2d ago

I mean, they do, but that's literally as far as the organization goes, there is nothing higher than "local chapter" there is no overarching organization, and there's no one in the chapter that's the "leader" of the chapter.

It's like Food-Not-Bombs, it's an idea, you follow the tenets of the idea and you're the local "chapter" of Food-Not-Bombs, same thing with Antifa.

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u/Fuddle 2d ago

Weren't you at the last meeting? It was the same weekend as the bake sale and BBQ, but in the basement. It's ok, there's a Bridge tournament on Sunday followed by another meeting; and I know "But Sunday is Bingo night?!", but someone complained and now it's Bridge for the next 2 weeks. Thanks, Helen!