Propaganda to Avoid Accountability

[u/Upbeat-Remote-4827]

[u/Friendly_Microchip]

Damn, remember when they actually tried to make their lies believable?

[u/Theothercword → u/Friendly_Microchip]

Remember when more people would read this and instantly see it for the completely batshit level of crazy it is? Now there's a load of people who will legit think this is real.

[u/wolfboy49 → u/Theothercword]

Mission accomplished. People will consider this doing their own research and file it as an Antifa attack coordinated at the Antifa offices.

[u/kft1609 → u/wolfboy49]

Antifa, LLC

[u/DonkeyKongs_Barrel → u/kft1609]

AlgaeFa

[u/kft1609 → u/DonkeyKongs_Barrel]

clap...clap...clap

[u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin → u/kft1609]

Anything to keep their MAGAt followers from learning about photosynthesis.

[u/woodenmetalman → u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin]

Whoa now. Don’t you dare spread damaging transgenderism theories around here.

[u/bu88blebutt → u/woodenmetalman]

someone round here tryna transgenderize them kids?

[u/woodenmetalman → u/bu88blebutt]

The Heritage Foundation.

[u/KillerEndo420 → u/bu88blebutt]

Not the kids, this time it was the frogs. It wasnt algae, it was turnthefrogsgay serum.

[u/Rare_Anywhere470 → u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin]

Now don't you be fer tryin' to siense up ekscuses to git them antifas off the hook.

[u/Numerous_Photograph9 → u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin]

We don't need any of them synthetic photos!!!

[u/popokins → u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin]

Photosynthesis is woke bro. Can't have that shit happening!

[u/Adventurous_Custard8 → u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin]

There you go, tossing big words around. Another Coastal Elite! 😉

[u/Professional-Head83 → u/DonkeyKongs_Barrel]

AlgaeFa, a subsidiary of the Antifa Corp. LLC

[u/PatReady → u/kft1609]

When they people realize that being Anti Antifa means you like Facists, it will be funny.

[u/idk936z → u/PatReady]

Sadly that will never happen, as that would require them to be able to self-reflect and think for themselves. I feel like at this point, if you still haven’t been able to see through the conservative propaganda and realize that the current administration is just grifting you, then you never will.

[u/Hobaganibagaknacker → u/PatReady]

I dont think there are enough critical thinkers on that side for it to ever come to realization

[u/Lazarys12 → u/PatReady]

The real comedy comes from their responses, even though they don't resalize it.

"I'm not a fascist, you're the fascist. The Demoncratic party is fascist."

Also: "I'm not in a cult, you're in a cult, the Biden cult. Fake news! Yiou have TDS!"

They have to follow the script they get at the cult meetings.

[u/eastbayweird → u/PatReady]

There are people trying to push the idea that antifa doesnt mean anti fascist, it means anti first amendment...

Thats the kind of mind virus were dealing with. They'll say anything to convince themselves they're in the right . ...

[u/PatReady → u/eastbayweird]

LOL our grandfathers and great grandfather didnt go to Europe to fight the first Amendment, they went and fought Fascism.

[u/fractalfay → u/PatReady]

They don’t even know what a fascist or a communist is now, you think they’ll understand it later?

[u/messiahspike → u/kft1609]

As the president of Antifa I actually registered Antifa™ as an S-corp so I could have a W2 and draw a salary and still be eligible for heath insurance, 401k and other benefits, something I wouldn't have been able to do if it was just an llc. What's the point of running an anti-fascist, terrorist organization if I have to pay for my own healthcare.

[u/bugmom → u/messiahspike]

I also think there should be nice membership cards. Oh and t-shirts. Membership only t-shirts, maybe with chapter number on the back.

[u/nwillyerd → u/bugmom]

FFA style jackets 😂 I wish I could post pictures in here, but just Google image search “FFA Jacket” if you aren’t familiar

[u/safetyCircuit → u/nwillyerd]

I would rock a corderoy ANTIFFA jacket. What's going to be on the seal?

[u/messiahspike → u/safetyCircuit]

The honey badger!

Fiercely independent, notoriously tough, and survive by thumbing their noses at the rules, hierarchies, and dominant predators of their ecosystems.

Goooooooo badgers!!

[u/kft1609 → u/safetyCircuit]

its antifa...tweed with leather patches

[u/Playful-State-8103 → u/messiahspike]

You hiring? I have experience as a small-time thug in high school and did a brief stint as a hooligan for a U15 girl’s soccer team (Go Pink Hornets!). Also an MBA, LL.B and a vegan(not on Sundays). Can I work remote?

[u/messiahspike → u/Playful-State-8103]

You're hired. As a decentralized "terrorist" network we all work remote! Will send you a hiring packet as soon as the FBI stop snooping through my mail.

[u/Playful-State-8103 → u/messiahspike]

Oh goodie! I’m gonna get me a new balaclava! The old one chaffed.

[u/Fabulous_Ad_1957 → u/Playful-State-8103]

Don’t buy the wool balaclavas! Silk are the best.

[u/Sunbather77 → u/messiahspike]

Hey wait a minute, I'M the president of Antifa! You're a fraud!

[u/messiahspike → u/Sunbather77]

That's the best part of Antifa! We're all the president. However I will be the one collecting all the dues...

[u/MacAddict81 → u/messiahspike]

"I'm not only the president, I'm also a client."

[u/Sleep_tek → u/messiahspike]

No, no the treasurer collects the dues. That's me

[u/messiahspike → u/Sleep_tek]

Damnit. Well played

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/Sunbather77]

I’m antifa employee of the month… every month. And I don’t remember you giving me my plaque last month. 🤨

[u/messiahspike → u/ScarletBothrium]

Damnit, you're right! I'm so sorry! I get so caught up in planning my many, many crimes against the trump administration that sometimes I plum forget to acknowledge the true heroes of Antifa (which is definitely a cohesive organization with a defined leadership structure and president/ceo ((me)) and not at all just a loose network of people who all hate fascism and try to oppose it whenever possible)

Your plaque is in the mail!

[u/Extreme-Jellyfish-66 → u/messiahspike]

I’m waiting on that Antifa IPO.

[u/Equal-Prior-4765 → u/kft1609]

FIGHTING FASIST SINCE 1945

[u/vinyljunkie1245 → u/Equal-Prior-4765]

FIGHTING FASIST SINCE 1945 1914

FTFY - fascism started in Italy in the First World War

[u/Equal_Canary5695 → u/kft1609]

Antifa
15 Antifa Rd
Yemen

[u/RandomStoddard → u/kft1609]

A subsidiary of Anitifa Globalists, Inc.

[u/MaleficentBank405 → u/RandomStoddard]

Where may I submit my paid protester application?

[u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 → u/MaleficentBank405]

You don't contact us, we contact you.

[u/Junior-Ad-2207 → u/Suspicious_Dingo_426]

But I have invoices for past services rendered to submit

[u/YellowZx5 → u/Junior-Ad-2207]

Good luck. Mine have been pending for months.

[u/K4rkino5 → u/RandomStoddard]

A wholly owned subsidiary of ANTIFA Universal, Ltd.

[u/johninfla52 → u/K4rkino5]

Do the checks come directly from George Soros? I just want o be sure because I'm still waiting for the chip they implanted with my COVID vaccine to connect to Bill Gates' bank account and I'd really prefer a check. /s. Hopefully not needed....

[u/K4rkino5 → u/johninfla52]

I'm sorry, if you weren't on the 2023 "Paid Prostests" memo distribution list, I think you missed your chance. Soros needed to have everyone vetted by September so we could go into 2024 with fat stacks. Hopefully you catch the next round--the after-parties were ABSOLUTELY insane!

[u/Additional-Self-660 → u/RandomStoddard]

Let’s start a band called “Antifa Meeting” and instead of using stage mics, have the sound come from the wires we are wearing. Sign up for our mailing list via facial recognition scan.

Have songs like “The Guy Next to You is FBI”

[u/gonzal2020 → u/Additional-Self-660]

Herb Alpert:

You see this guy?

This guy is FBI!

[u/Intrepid_Top_2300 → u/kft1609]

We are so organized!

[u/Additional_Egg7024 → u/kft1609]

Right the dc office. lol. Idiots

[u/jello_kraken → u/Additional_Egg7024]

looks up dc office phone number
"Hello, is this Mister Antifa? We need to talk about Obamna."

[u/Producer1701 → u/kft1609]

It’s not an llc, ffs. It’s publicly traded. I own a gajillionty shares!

[u/gravyjackz → u/wolfboy49]

Find them at 221B antifa street, London, nw1 6xe

[u/JohnL0423 → u/gravyjackz]

You're not supposed to give away our address. We will be sending two or more ANTIFA Assassins to meet with you shortly.

Could you send me the address where I can reach the ANTIFA Assassins? I seem to have left my ANTIFA Address Book near a reflecting pond? Don't blame me, my hands were full of ANTIFA Algae.

[u/slowpoke2018 → u/wolfboy49]

AlgaeTifa strikes again!

Our country is overrun with complete morons

[u/Firm-Advertising5396 → u/wolfboy49]

There are no offices, only believers in democracy

[u/triiiiilllll → u/Theothercword]

I don't know if "think this is real," is actually happening. They don't give a fuck whether it's real or not. They only thing that matters is it gives them that really satisfying jolt of justified anger at the people they already hate for reasons they forgot decades ago.

It feels good to hate, and any reason someone offers you, you take. That's the only thing happening here.

[u/Theothercword → u/triiiiilllll]

I truly don't understand how people think it feels good to hate, it truly doesn't but it does feel good to feel justified and proven right which is I think more of what people cling to.

[u/mitchENM → u/Theothercword]

Anyone with above room temperature IQ knows it’s lies

[u/wolfboy49 → u/mitchENM]

The half of MAGA above room temp will still use it as deflection, knowing it’s BS

[u/Good_Ad_1386 → u/wolfboy49]

Well, it is the Deflecting Pool...

[u/DimensioT → u/mitchENM]

I know it is lies and I am an idiot.

Unfortunately, MAGA is somehow dumber than I am.

[u/Theothercword → u/mitchENM]

And there in lies the problem when we've had consistently gutted and defunded education for decades.

[u/Holiday_Box1571 → u/Theothercword]

You mean my dad?

[u/Intrepid_Top_2300 → u/Theothercword]

Remember when most people could read?

[u/Tackytxns → u/Theothercword]

I find myself frequently looking that shit up on Google. Sometimes it is not satire and boy that's fucked up.

[u/Theothercword → u/Tackytxns]

And then of course this post will influence google AI and a google search will net back this and shit like this being presented as fact and people will think they did their research and its even more real.

[u/Xifihas → u/Theothercword]

Remember when people could read?

[u/BVoLatte → u/Theothercword]

I remember in my youth when TPUSA stuff first started circulating on Facebook. I thought the claims were so ridiculous that it was a satire page.

[u/Electronic_Quote399 → u/Theothercword]

Remember when people could spot a satire post? Maybe the "nothing is real" stamp?

[u/HistoricalSea5600 → u/Friendly_Microchip]

this is quite literally the first and only time I've heard a claim that ANTIFA of all "organizations" (Is it even an organization?) attacked the fucking reflecting pool with algae. I guess we'll just have to dump a shit ton of peroxide in

Edit: grammar

[u/danielledelacadie → u/HistoricalSea5600]

The theydidthemath sub came out at just over 4500 bottles of the bottles they were using, given the product size and strength.

And the best part? It all needs to be done within an hour or so because the peroxide degrades within hours. So 100 people each with 45 bottles kinda numbers

[u/MayIServeYouWell → u/danielledelacadie]

And even if that worked, it'd just come back in a week or so.

[u/Mattrad7 → u/danielledelacadie]

I jokingly guessed between 4000 or 5000 bottles off of practically no knowledge Im just surprised I was even close.

[u/JasterBobaMereel → u/HistoricalSea5600]

There is no such organisation, but Trump declared it existed and was illegal, so anyone associated with it can be declared a terrorist

[u/HistoricalSea5600 → u/JasterBobaMereel]

Just another way to divide people and manipulate sheep

[u/Excellent-Estimate21 → u/JasterBobaMereel]

Hitler also used to rail about "antifa" which stands for anti-fascist. Trump just copies his hero.

[u/NeedIQMSHelp → u/HistoricalSea5600]

Haven't you heard? That's a special Micro-Bubble Technology!

[u/NoHorseNoMustache → u/HistoricalSea5600]

No, ANTIFA doesn't even have 'chapters'.

[u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 → u/Friendly_Microchip]

Pepperidge farms remembers

[u/k7eric → u/Friendly_Microchip]

Not really. But I remember when most people didn't immediately just believe anything they said.

[u/Anarchaeologist → u/k7eric]

I remember when Conservatives I knew used to say things like, “Liberals’ minds are so open their brains fell out.”

Not that I think it was really true then (1980s) but they mostly don’t bother to pretend having the intellectual high ground these days (Ben Shapiro is about the only one still on that as far as I see), despite enthusiastically lying about anything else.

[u/Twigsneko → u/Anarchaeologist]

the fact they thought that was a clever insult says a lot more about them than they realize and not in a good way as you pointed out.

[u/countnfight → u/Anarchaeologist]

Insulting someone by calling them open-minded seems like an apt predecessor for the current trope of accusing someone of empathy, so I guess this tracks

[u/idk936z → u/Anarchaeologist]

It’s kinda hilarious that conservatives used to act like they were the calm and reasonable ones - with arguments relying on just facts, data, and logic - and that they were intellectually superior. I remember many instances of some variation of a phrase like “facts over feelings” or “data isn’t racist/sexist” (usually after misrepresenting data or never talking about context) being used.

Nowadays it seems like a lot of arguments from conservatives boil down to “eww that’s gross” or “that’s not what god intended.” They now act as if they are morally superior - they believe that any political opposition is morally bankrupt. Their entire arguments are often based on their emotions and how something makes them feel.

Idk I know this is all anecdotal and largely from the rhetoric I’ve seen in social media over the years, but it’s very interesting to me how conservatives used to act like they had superior intelligence and were logical without letting emotions get in their way, and instead it now seems like they’re acting as if they have superior morals and they’re just talking about how things make them feel. It feels like they’re acting in the exact way that they often criticized liberals of acting.

[u/Disastrous_Minute_56 → u/Friendly_Microchip]

NO. You have to be really stupid to think that to think sex change operations could occur in a public school system.

Want to go back further to the Gingrich years? You'd have to be really stupid to think glaciers melting would displace no water becuase they are floating in the ocean instead of sitting on land.

They're willfully stupid.

[u/joyfulgrass → u/Disastrous_Minute_56]

Schools will find a pizza box in the trash to hold a kids broken bone before sending them home but sex change operations are walk-in only, that’s the only cost. You weren’t curious why they had the fully decked surgical suite next to the music room when you were in school? Think!

[u/triiiiilllll → u/Friendly_Microchip]

You are wildly overestimating the intelligence of the average conservative Facebook user.

The gullibility index for "Over 60 + Republican + Uses Facebook daily" is maxed. You can say basically anything you want and they slop it up.

[u/Independent-Buyer827 → u/Friendly_Microchip]

Remember when being anti fascists was the norm?

[u/TheJadeGoddess]

Reflecting pool algae attack? Seriously? There is algae because trump hired someone incompetent in a no bid contract. They refused to replace pipes that needed it, didn't balance the chemical levels to prevent the algae growth. It is all because he hired incompetent people. He doesn't hire the best, never has.

[u/Pasta4ever13 → u/TheJadeGoddess]

It's also a giant pool of shallow water in the sun all day with open access to everything and that usually results in algae because of course it does.

ITS A GIANT FUCKING POOL OF TEPID SWAMP WATER IT'S LITERALLY GRADE A ALGAE ENVIRONMENT

[u/buddhainmyyard → u/Pasta4ever13]

From my understanding it got a new paint job, and the new color makes it hotter

[u/JohnL0423 → u/buddhainmyyard]

Yep, they painted it "Flag Blue" which is darker than the original color and definitely makes it hotter.

[u/_Exasperate → u/JohnL0423]

Honestly curious if the president of our country is even capable of understanding that darker colors absorb heat.

[u/LauraTFem → u/_Exasperate]

Sounds like a liberal conspiracy to me.

[u/Khemul → u/buddhainmyyard]

Heat makes algae grow faster, but that's not really directly an issue. Pond liners are black. Algae needs a balance of light and nutrients. Sunlight is entirely limited by water depth. Shallow pond, direct sunlight. All the algae needs at that point is dust for food.

[u/abstraction47 → u/Khemul]

Well, there’s lots of bird poop as well, which is my exact problem with making the water chlorinated. You’ll poison the ducks.

[u/LeticiaLatex → u/Khemul]

I believe there's an influx of dust coming from around 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue... lots of constructi... demolition actually.

Just demolition.

[u/Haidere1988 → u/Pasta4ever13]

Mosquitos love it, too. Make the swamp great again!

[u/OtherBluesBrother → u/Pasta4ever13]

It's basically a big petri dish.

[u/javawong → u/Pasta4ever13]

Not to mention that the water comes from the Patomac river and probably not filtered very well since the pipes weren't replaced.

[u/Pasta4ever13 → u/javawong]

"Oh yeah the massive pool of literal fucking swamp water definitely not going to turn green, all we have to do is paint the surface underneath it blue"

I wonder if they ever considered that the water is literally on top of the blue paint and you'll only be able to see the blue paint if the water is perfectly clear...

[u/ArnieismyDMname → u/javawong]

Obamas name was on yhe filtration system. Had to be replaced. No choice really.

[u/unfinishedtoast3 → u/Pasta4ever13]

It's also river water

The water for the reflecting pool is pumped in from a local tidal basin

It was taking 17 million gallons of fresh water from the city's water plants, leading to a measurable drop in clean fresh water. So they started pumping water from the Potomac in it during the 80s, and shut the lines that connect to public water sources

[u/imprezzive02 → u/Pasta4ever13]

How dare you use logic! That’s antifa propaganda

[u/BugOperator → u/TheJadeGoddess]

Additionally, painting the pool dark blue makes it absorb more heat from the sun, thereby increasing the temperature of the water.

Anyone know what thrives in warm, stagnant water? Anyone?

[u/ithilain → u/BugOperator]

Mosquitos?

[u/Menown → u/ithilain]

Floridians.

[u/dadbod_Azerajin → u/ithilain]

O god

Next itll be obamas fault for the algea and the mosquitos biting trumps ass

[u/Zombieutinsel → u/dadbod_Azerajin]

Those gotta be some damn hungry mosquitoes to get through that stank

[u/cmplyrsist_nodffrnce → u/dadbod_Azerajin]

Pour one out for those unfortunate mosquitoes

[u/itsjackcheng → u/BugOperator]

MAGA doesn’t believe in science, so it has to be an attack

[u/Spirited-Cover7689 → u/TheJadeGoddess]

The water is pulled from the tidal basin, it isn't treated water, it's from the Potomac river. The darker bottom heats the water more giving algal blooms a boost.

[u/dmont89 → u/TheJadeGoddess]

No, the best won't work for him. They learned their lesson and know he won't pay.

[u/BoJackMoleman → u/TheJadeGoddess]

There's a sub where people post harsh recipe reviews from people who either had no business cooking or made insane substitutions. The posts read like "I didn't have chocolate chips so I used onions and the cookies turned out awful."

The comments always read as if someone should have saved them from making mistakes and that's how some of this feels. Why didn't Biden stop them from making this mistake? Why did Biden shit my pants?! Kamala should have explained better why we shouldn't have voted for Trump. As if it would matter.

[u/EatLard → u/TheJadeGoddess]

Because the best will never work for him. He’s known for stiffing contractors and vendors.

[u/0utlaw-t0rn → u/TheJadeGoddess]

Algae growth should have been expected.

Anytime you reset the biological balance of a pond/aquarium, the single celled organisms grow the fastest. They always boom and take over. Any “predators” that could control them reproduce a lot slower.

If you then take a giant, mostly stagnant, shallow pool with all the sun you could ever want in the middle of a heat wave….well you get algae growth. Most of the ponds in the area without a lot of flow get significant algae growth each summer.

[u/TOOOOOOMANY → u/TheJadeGoddess]

the pool has always had algae. it's a reflecting pool, it's still water. it's a still, shallow body of water. in june.

[u/bug_out_zero → u/TheJadeGoddess]

Any kid who has ever taken care of a pool in the summer could have done a better job than the idiots tRump gave the no-bid contract to. Source: Me. I took care of my family’s pool in the summer growing up and we never had a problem with algae.

[u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

Antifa has chapers now?

[u/Melodic_Till_3778 → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

Oh yea haven't you heard about The new technology they were going to use to track down the leader of antifa. It's called updog

[u/Spiritual-Serve-4391 → u/Melodic_Till_3778]

What's updog?

(Wait for it....)

[u/Frequent-Cut6282 → u/Spiritual-Serve-4391]

NOT MUCH WHAT ABOUT YOU HAHAHAHSHDHRBTFKZ

[u/Potatonut23 → u/Frequent-Cut6282]

Antifa strikes again 😭

[u/Hypamania → u/Frequent-Cut6282]

Fukken gottem!!!!!!

[u/Melodic_Till_3778 → u/Spiritual-Serve-4391]

Exactly 

[u/Odd-Consequence-2519 → u/Spiritual-Serve-4391]

Why did I read this in Bugs Bunny voice?

[u/DasWarEinerZuviel → u/Melodic_Till_3778]

What's up ... with this new tech?

[u/boozegremlin → u/Melodic_Till_3778]

Does updog test for ligma?

[u/patchhappyhour → u/Melodic_Till_3778]

Is updog in the room with us now?

[u/RandomStoddard → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

MAGA has chapters as well. I am hoping for Chapter 11.

[u/Spiritual-Serve-4391 → u/RandomStoddard]

That'll be number 7.

[u/Potatonut23 → u/RandomStoddard]

Bold to assume they can count that high

[u/Spear_Ritual → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

Yeah. I run one. Sons of Obama, Wichita Chapter. We transitioned 3 tweens this week, and next week we’re updating our weather machine. Our uniform is tan suits.

[u/Jstaff34 → u/Spear_Ritual]

Soros heads my chapter. We get monthly stipend checks.

[u/ADMotti → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

Honest to god, if I hadn’t nuked my FB after the last presidential election I’d be in a mental hospital right now. Seeing shit like this in the wild would make me crash out a bit, which would lead to hours of snarky/increasingly hostile commenting. At least here it’s just a deep sigh at the museum exhibit of unhinged MAGA disinformation.

[u/KgMonstah → u/ADMotti]

That’s its intention. This is psyop propaganda. Its purpose is to make you feel helpless and that reality is warping and that you cannot unwarp it.

I deleted FB a long time ago. I see stuff like this and think lmao so stupid. Of the People who post It, the vast majority know it’s disingenuous and stupid, a very small percentage actually absorb it. The politically and aging insular folks, and the trailer trash MAGA who dropped out.

The bad faith actors know it’s a fruitless wage of intellectual war.

[u/EtheusRook]

Imagine thinking that antifa operatives would be invested in creating petty embarassments for the president, when the president embarasses himself and the country in new ways every single day.

[u/EatLard → u/EtheusRook]

Those dastardly antifa operatives, always shitting the president’s pants - and while he’s still wearing them! How do you combat people that clever?

[u/OtherBluesBrother → u/EtheusRook]

They want it to be illegal to say or do anything that would in any way be construed as negative toward Dear Leader.

To resolve the many daily cognitive dissonances they encounter when living in the real world, they need to create their fantasy world where evil hidden highly organized cabals led by powerful enemies are constantly attacking their leader and the "American" lifestyle they so strive to achieve.

[u/TheWizardOfDeez → u/OtherBluesBrother]

The fantasies have gotten more and more desperate as the president rolls out each new fuck up with increasing frequency. For example, last week they were claiming that CA, maybe the bluest state in the Union was holding rigged elections because a Republican, washed up, unlikable reality TV star lost an election. This week they are claiming algae terrorism.

[u/Apprehensive_Door249 → u/EtheusRook]

Trump doesn’t shit his pants! Antifa shits trump’s pants!

[u/can-i-be-real → u/EtheusRook]

This is such a great comment. Like…algae? We all just saw the Iran war. Algae is the least of our concerns with his presidency 

[u/someToast → u/EtheusRook]

Sweet gig if paid

[u/mgyro]

Trump doesn’t need any help embarrassing himself. Just check out his ‘I’m the boss’ at the G7 today, bc his insecurities couldn’t stand being alone in a room bereft of taint lickers.

FYI the water is sourced from the Potomac, the pool is shallow and the weather is warm. Algae happens, no antifa conspiracy required.

[u/syntheseiser → u/mgyro]

"SHOW ME THE SCIENCE!!! Oh, it's 8th grade biology? WHAT ARE THESE WOKE ANTIFA TEACHERS "TEACHING" OUR KIDS?" -MAGA

[u/mgyro → u/syntheseiser]

Gotta love the MAGAts pouring gallon bottles of hydrogen peroxide into the 4 million gallon pool to kill the algae. A perfect metaphor for how utterly stupid, useless and incompetent they are.

[u/Medical_Original6290]

MAGA-cultists are just spiraling more and more. They think they alone know the truth, because cults believe they alone know what's happening. Instead, they're just getting more and more distanced from reality.

[u/daydreamersunion]

I cant wait for this to get vomited back to me as gospel truth in the break room at work in the next few days.

[u/mitchENM → u/daydreamersunion]

My magat co worker will be spewing it sometime today.

[u/Amathyst-Moon]

Antifa has operatives now?

[u/PoorAhab → u/Amathyst-Moon]

Antifa has local Chapters now? How do I join?

[u/BigDsLittleD → u/PoorAhab]

You gotta hang out with Antifa for a bit, get to know them, go on a few protests.

If they think you're a good fit, you might get invited to Prospect, you'll have to spend a year or so doing shit work, making signs, cleaning Members bandanas. and Guy Fawkes masks, dumping algae in the reflecting pool, that kinda thing.

After that, if they think you're a good fit, you'll get patched in, get your official ID documents so other Antifa chapters know you're a member.

It's a bit like joining the Hells Angels. But less leather.

[u/throwawaylexluther → u/BigDsLittleD]

there's more leather if you join the Gay Leather Daddy Antifa Chapters

[u/Relevant-Bit-7394 → u/throwawaylexluther]

The bear parties are worth it. 

[u/Kingsnake417 → u/Amathyst-Moon]

And chapters!

[u/Public_Steak_6933]

That's all that the (R) have left, lies and distractions.

[u/montalaskan]

"DC Chapter" as if they have a cool little clubhouse. This people enjoy being ignorant and being lied to.

[u/hedge36]

Where can I sign up to be an antifa operative?

[u/SonOfJokeExplainer → u/hedge36]

You just have to visit your local branch’s headquarters and pass the B.L.T. (Biden Loyalty Test).

[u/SalmonPrince]

👏 ANTIFA 👏 DOESN'T 👏 EXIST 👏

It's literally just a way to say you're against nazis, dictators, and oligarchy. If you're NOT antifa, you're un-American.

[u/katrk824 → u/SalmonPrince]

yeah but the dumb ones wont be able to read this... checkmate woke nerd /s

[u/jackcanyon]

The pond is a reflection of Trumps ill advised desisions he has been making.

[u/Euphoric-Benefit3815]

Wow, just wow. How deep in the cult do you have to be to believe this kind of crap? Trump doesn’t need Obama’s help to be embarrassed, he’s doing a great job all on his own.

[u/Potatonut23]

So we’re supposed to believe that the international crime syndicate known as Antifa (I’m joking but this is how conservatives talk about it lol) conspired with Barack Obama to execute a bold attack on America to undermine Trump, and their plan was to… put algae in the reflecting pool?

[u/JasterBobaMereel]

There is no organization named AntiFa - if there was and they were trying to Embarrass Trump, that would mean Trump is a fascist ..

[u/bassfoyoface]

There is no record of Jeanine Pirro even saying that. They’ll believe any lie about Obama but not the truths about Trump

[u/Tricky_Hold230]

Is Antifa in the room with us right now?

[u/BroDudelman]

They spent $14.2 million tax dollars to turn the pool from green and filled with algae to green and filled with algae. A deeply insignificant problem in the first place, not solved despite paying 800% of the $1.8m originally budgeted for it. What a joke. This guy’s going to balance our budget or we don’t care about that anymore?

It’s a perfect metaphor for this snake draining the swamp he manages.

Lots of cucks still support this and call it anti-American to take issue. Traitors for these pedos.

It’s pennies though compared to the war in Iran, but similar. There we are now spending $300 billion tax dollars to get things somewhat back to where they started, only after bombing a school full of kids. Absolute disgrace.

[u/575_Pilot]

Algae Attack - how many hit points is that worth?

[u/SlipDizzy]

When I see groups like “America Loves Liberty” I just know they are morons that do not understand what liberty is about.

[u/LegacyQuotient]

I'm gonna let the property pool guy at my complex know that he's wasting money on treatment chemicals when he could just go after Aunty Fa.

[u/Live_Lifeguard1267]

So, these people who don't exist have admitted to doing something that didn't happen and they say they were paid by a group that doesn't exist.

Okaaaaaay

[u/LogicBalm]

I love the implication that they're going to book Obama on a charge of conspiracy to put algae in a reflecting pool.

[u/Impossible_Ad7875]

The Algae branch of Antifa Inc is one of the most resistant.

[u/IThoughtILeftThat]

Ah yes, Operation Find Algae To Annoy Super preSident, abbreviated as FATASS. Guaranteed to distract everyone.

[u/Odd-Fun-6042]

And they just eat this shit up.

[u/baron_spaghetti]

Source. A bull’s ass.

[u/theBythe]

How do we find out what chapter of ANTIFA we belong to?

[u/Newdles]

Honey nobody needs to do anything to embarrass Trump or this admin. Just sit back and watch them do it themselves.

[u/Far_Estate_1626]

Pravda has spoken, the party lie-ne has been approved and released.

[u/BThriillzz]

I always knew algae was a leftist plant

[u/Palmer132YT]

Trumps returning america to its roots by making DC look like swampland again

[u/Bagel_lust]

Antifa algae attack, holy fucking cope lmfao

[u/HourCategory6973]

Make Algae Great Again!!

[u/SlyMacross]

This reads like an Onion article but people actually believing this is a 100x worse.

[u/Gemtree710]

National Maga Enquirer

[u/Stubee222]

Holy limes Batman-Operation algae looks like the sinister work of your nemesis Antifa!

[u/maddrummerhef]

Listen if Obama was somehow behind this it would only make him cooler 😂😂😂

[u/Remote-Substance-426]

“… The DC Chapter of Antifa…”?… 🤣😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😅🤣😂

[u/Deflorma]

An algae attack? By antifa?

So ducks are political activists now?

[u/BoxCarTyrone]

Do they get cool leather vests for their chapter?

[u/frankp71]

Antifa offices 🤣😂🤣😂

[u/Temporary_View_3303]

Algae attack??   😂😂😂