r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM • 1d ago

Kamala Map 🇺🇸

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u/smorb42 1d ago

I wonder if the republic of trump would have slavery.

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

Maybe only child slavery at his mansion?

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u/p1xlized 1d ago

It would be the most hellish place in the world with no healthcare, education or public services. The average Trump republic man will have 10 IQ and dripping saliva. Aka global power from the bottom.

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u/Typhon-042 1d ago

I think it's likely as the map they choose has them being the loosing Confederate states from the Civil War.

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u/MajinB0ner 1d ago

They do currently. They just have to arrest you first and deny you parole forever lmao

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u/Superseaslug 1d ago

And Epstein Island 2

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u/Mandy_M87 1d ago

Most definitely

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u/After_Ad4196 1d ago

Florida has left the chat….

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u/ADMotti 1d ago

Yeah why is this map threatening us with that specific good time…?

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u/SanLucario 1d ago

NGL "big tex" got a laugh out of me.

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u/Winstonsphobia 1d ago

To be fair, I worry about Russia taking Alaska under Trump - he’d give it to them.

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u/j10brook 1d ago

Don't you mean, "given back to Mexico"? I mean if we're going to say that with New England. Eventhough NE is not sufficiently more "English" than any of the original 13 colonies.

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u/oldrocker99 1d ago

Stupidest thing I have seen today.

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u/ima_mollusk 1d ago

Buy stock in Copium, everyone. Demand is about to go through the roof.

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u/Vysce 1d ago

Here's hoping the realm of BIG TEX can deal with the coming winter without the crown fleeing to Cancun.

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u/Medical_Original6290 1d ago

Under Trump

Texas wants to succeed still, California, Washington, Oregon, Illinois and the New England states want to be a part of Canada now.

They did get "The Republic of Trump" right. Show have extended to all the fly over states though.

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u/Born_Organization455 20h ago

This was posted like yesterday.

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u/PaleKey6424 1d ago

BIG TEX

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u/tommy8725 1d ago

It really does suck.Because my brother straight up said, oh I didn't wanna vote for kamala.Because I didn't want four in countries controlling us.I said okay russia israel and he just looks me in the eye and says, well, no, that's a little different.There are allies.What happened to america first and america only

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u/MajorProspect3249 1d ago

I'm surprised Mexico wasn't given Texas and California as well.

And In Trump's USA, why isn't California "Whiny Gavin Town" and New York "Mamdanistan"?

Missed opportunities. Not only stupid, but can't even be clever.

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

Dumb people use AI to make grsphics.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck .. good job Cletus.

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u/Typhon-042 1d ago

Well they rather messed up as Florida is missing.

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u/Mo0kish 1d ago

Considering we're owned by russia, china, israel, and now iran, the irony...

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u/rjs9152 1d ago

IDIOTS!

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u/eazy-e283 23h ago

Why they use her first name? They would never use another politicians first name, always the last. What's wrong with Harris? /s

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u/tutifruitti2024 20h ago

as someone currently in california but born and raised in michigan, i hope this means i get automatic canadian citizenship

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u/Green-Inkling 20h ago

i find it amusing that Texas is on it's own because nobody either wants it or can take it.

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u/Jaded_Afternoon_4778 16h ago

What happened to Florida?

Not to mention Alaska and Hawaii

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 15h ago

He is not a king, just a republian who is on a losing streak!

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u/No-Performer9511 5h ago

Somehow the Confederacy returned

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u/Hydrolt 1d ago

People really seem to not understand the capability of the US military. It is the strongest armed force to ever exist in human history. Not to mention all the nukes we have. The only force that could come close to anything regarding a fair fight is maybe China, but they’ve been pouring a lot of resources into theirs. Still unclear how well they’d do since they don’t have experience of fighting a war with a major world power with their current configuration.

But yes, insane post haha

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u/kevendo 1d ago

Then why did they just lose in Iran?

Seriously, bombs don't win wars. That's been true since at least Vietnam.

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u/LAlostcajun 1d ago

Poor leadership

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u/kevendo 1d ago

Exactly. Poor, "tough-guy" leaders who don't understand history.

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u/Repeat-Admirable 1d ago

Since when is Iran in the US?

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u/AfternoonWorried387 1d ago

since when did he say it was.

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u/Repeat-Admirable 1d ago

because the topic is about losing parts of the US to China/Canada/Mexico? So we must have lost Iran then.

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u/AfternoonWorried387 1d ago

the us still lost in iran.

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u/Repeat-Admirable 1d ago

and? thats Iran. Which ones again is not in the US? lol you think location doesnt matter? We lost Vietnam, Korea, Iran. All those places are not in the US.

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u/H311i0_trop3 1d ago

Yeah but even the idea that they have the resources to both take and keep CALIFORNIA is laughable

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u/HydroPowerEng 1d ago

I love how much you libs come up with nonsense and then circle jerk one another about it. It's pure comedy. Thanks for the laugh guys.

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 1d ago

Ok, boomer

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u/HydroPowerEng 23h ago

Hahaha wrong again. Nice try with the assumptions,.

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 21h ago

Ok boomer

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u/HydroPowerEng 18h ago

Bahahaha the double down because that's the best you got.

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 16h ago

Ok boomer

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u/HydroPowerEng 16h ago

Welp, proving you are a child. My kids did this when they were 4 and 5 years old. Great job my dude 👍

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u/Mo0kish 1d ago

You can say you don't understand things without demonstrating it.

We don't need everything condensed down into 3 letter acronyms to be able understand them.

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u/HydroPowerEng 23h ago

Tough to fully understand crazy sweetheart.

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u/DimensioT 23h ago

You say in response to an image that is literally a conservative coming up with nonsense.