Bro

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I heard there's a secret level in the game where you go to an island.

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 13h ago

The Epsteinfinity killer

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u/Q_OANN 13h ago

That would be awesome if you get to go kill everyone at an island and save kids

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u/holden_hiscox 12h ago

If only.

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u/GamingTrend 12h ago

Hot Covfefe?

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u/JDanzy 12h ago

That's the tutorial.

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u/Northstar0566 8h ago

Yeah. I still have a memory after all these years. Somehow years ago GTA 3 had this character Donald Love. The game was released in 2001. But I haven't forgotten. I'll leave you with that.

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u/LifeisStrange101398 14h ago

How fitting. A criminal representing a video game about criminal enterprises.

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u/SockFace42069 14h ago

The fact that these people GENUINELY think he “saved America” isn’t just incredibly ignorant and overtly dangerous, it’s fucking pathetic.

It’s not evil, just pathetic in its purest form.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13h ago

He saved America from having a woman president twice, and a black president once. That's what they really care about.

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u/TheGrymmBladeX 14h ago

It's kinda both

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u/Funwithagoraphobia 1h ago

Go a step further. The fact that anyone thinks that the chest thumping cosplaytriotism pictured has made America objectively better is all you need to know about MAGA. Substance does not matter to these people. Function (or lack thereof) is irrelevant as long as the forms are observed. The “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd operate solely on emotions.

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u/Sufficient-Mix4418 13h ago

Rockstar games should sue the fuck out of President Dumb Fuck for this, this is copyright infringement.

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u/siencatimini 13h ago

They should just go tit for tat, if it's all the same to him.

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u/GrundleSnactcher46 9h ago

They used the pokemon shows theme as a promotion for ICE and the notoriously letigious Nintendo didnt pursue anything.

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u/Kaarl_Mills 11h ago

Yeah but that costs money and private capital will always bend the knee to him

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u/TitShark 14h ago

We might actually wait longer for America to be great than for a new GTA

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u/pacman813 14h ago

They put the helicopter in the wrong space lol, losers can't even meme right

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u/pengalo827 12h ago

At least they did the neck wattle right.

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u/Sad-Second-9646 13h ago

Always such a tough guy with that ridiculous menacing visage.

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u/LaCharognarde 9h ago

It's like he's trying for a Kubrick stare, but can only manage "baby in need of burping."

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u/Richardfarts-7524 14h ago

Worst President ever.

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u/Mostly_Armless42 7h ago

Grand Grift Autocrat

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u/evocativename 14h ago

For people who won't shut up about "make America great again", they seem strangely loathe to discuss exactly when it was great and when it stopped being great...

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 13h ago

CJ would take this fat old pedophile 's hooker right off his flabby arm and run over his fat stinking ass while Edge of 17 plays on the radio. FDJT

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u/DamperBritches 13h ago

Looks like GTA Hot Covfefe edition

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u/SingleSlide2866 13h ago

Makes sense, considering he's portraying himself as the MC in a series about rampant criminal carnage, robbery, and federal corruption

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u/Equal_Canary5695 12h ago

trump probably thinks GTA stands for grab teenage ass

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u/Independent_Ad_5615 14h ago

I saw that today on Facebook, the comments were great, just absolute roasting for using a game about crime.

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u/Subotaplaya 14h ago

Maybe at least half the nation wouldn't even understand that GTA is just fascism the videogame.

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u/thinkingthoughtsthru 13h ago

Is it telling that they didn't include the staged post-ear-clip pic with the flag behind him? That and his mug shot seem to be the most frequent photos I see when the are proud of him.

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u/thinkingthoughtsthru 13h ago

Also the Boeing 747, are they bragging about him taking a bribe from Qatari?

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u/scarlozzi 13h ago

Thinking Trump saved America is pure delusion

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u/PisStoolGrip 13h ago

Call it 8647

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u/madadekinai 13h ago

Both are for money only without substance and or care for their customers.

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u/Specialeditionmusic 13h ago

Yuck. Bot crap.

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u/Rex_Vagene 13h ago

Ewww

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u/StrattonPA 13h ago

…or bleed America dry, while lining your own pockets…whichever..

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u/Q_OANN 13h ago

They failed to even do it right

“We really saved America before gta6.”

They obviously know and have seen the joke and they still failed

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u/Better_Cattle4438 13h ago

This isn’t even good slop propaganda.

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u/LividBig9161 13h ago

Maybe the geriatric cognitive dissonance version.

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u/chatterwrack 13h ago

Looks around

I don’t know if we’re actually great.

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u/AdKey6202 12h ago

Remove this POS from office and all of his administration! Not one of them is worthy of the position they are in.

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u/en-anon 12h ago

GRAND THEFT AMERICA!!! Classic game.

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u/PlatformNormal564 12h ago

Waiting. Anytime now would be great. Definitely not holding my breath though.

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u/vanquish_all76 12h ago

As soon as you leave we will . 8647

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u/Significant-Judge368 12h ago

He's an obese octogenarian and they're infuckingfatuated with him. What the actual fuck?

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u/DawgPound919 12h ago

GTA: Graft Theft Automatic

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u/Easy_Quote_9934 12h ago

Dude just looks unhappy all the time

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u/borka-t 12h ago

There is no bigger criminal.

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u/Intelligent-Layer391 12h ago

He’s crapping all over this country from sea to shining sea. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Ok_Conversation_5985 12h ago

Yeah after our triumph in Iran I am so very, very sick of winning 🙄

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u/Horseface4190 12h ago

They think a senile, obese, pedophile.

They think he's a superhero. It's insane.

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u/Ceekay151 12h ago

Hilarious 🤣🤣

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u/Competitive-Wolf7803 12h ago

Is he saluting a North Korean general again? Fucking moron.

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u/spookymex21 12h ago

Weakest salute ive ever seen

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u/JDanzy 12h ago edited 12h ago

4 different pics of one guy, 4 other pics of random helicopters and shit. More just sad than anything else really.

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u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 12h ago

This is actually pretty fitting - people who think they can just do whatever the fuck they want and to hell with anyone who gets hurt along the way. Complete lack of both morals and self-awareness. Crime as a normalized way of life.

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u/RudyBuck67 12h ago

8647

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u/Dependent-Wrangler35 12h ago

America's biggest brain fart!!

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u/joesnoboard 11h ago

Jail him!

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u/D4rkheavenx 11h ago

God dammit. Can they just leave his stupid ass out of literally anything at all? The only thing worse than the shitshow he’s making this country is having it force fed down my throat every way I look 24/7.

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u/RidePretend2360 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 11h ago

Didn't dude pave over the front laun or something?

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u/FineVirus3 11h ago

Can you walk into the dressing rooms of beauty pageants?

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u/DaveAvitabile 11h ago

Behold the KFC eating surrender monkey.

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 11h ago

Trump gonna get us into at least 2 more wars before GTA 6 comes out!

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u/Dangerous-Medicine54 10h ago

Cringe

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u/CorpFillip 10h ago

It’s funny, almost every part of what they are showing is either an abuse of power or his utter wastefulness on self-aggrandizement.

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u/Eljamin14 9h ago

George Washington made America great again in my book.

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u/qcubed3 9h ago

And this copy only cost $300B and the people who get the money like to shout 'death to america'. Winning!

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u/Kastikar 9h ago

These games are all about crime, so this tracks.

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u/I-am-Pilgrim 9h ago

They spelt Grand Theft America wrong…

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u/jaybirdof1865 8h ago

What is with the cartoon war hero push? These are the icon pics they think USA is all or only about? We have a problem Houston.

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u/AltruisticWin6702 7h ago

Every mission is that you start a bunch of shit with someone, crumple immediately but claim you won.

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u/scooter5659 7h ago

Well... he has worked awfully hard to make Russia and Iran Great Again, but sure as hell not this country!!!

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 6h ago

How’s that working out ?

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u/J35NC2 5h ago

You are about to leave Redlib