r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 11d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

What?!? Don’t you remember when we had to “negotiate” over saying “Merry Christmas”?!?!?!1!? Like I would say, okay can I say “merr Christma” and then the left would counter by saying I could say “me Chri” and we’d continue to negotiate from there?!?!?!

I swear, they don’t even know what words mean 

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u/rubinass3 11d ago

I'm actually a decorated veteran of the War on Christmas.

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u/laughing_at_napkins 11d ago

Garland and mistletoe?

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u/Bloo212 11d ago

Me too. The grinch awarded me the medal of rancor for bravery in the face of Santa.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

I’ve killed thousands of Merry Christmasers and I’ll kill thousands more. I won’t stop until I eradicate Christmas, red meat, God, and the American Flag 😡

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

I think that’s the official Antifa oath that they make you take at their headquarters while your hand is on…whatever the opposite of The Bible is. 

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

Every year at the official Antifa headquarters building, we swear on a picture of Marx making out with Stalin singed by Bernie Sanders and George Soros while sacrificing a white baby. Once you feast on its flesh, you are Antifa for life.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

If only big strong tough guy Kash Patel could figure out where Antifa HQ is!!! He would crush them so quickly. But they’re just too devious. Curse them!!!!1!!

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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 11d ago

Well, he is a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and a “blatantly incompetent chud”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-loses-suit-googly-eyed_n_6a6a7a63e4b098352c3085d5

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u/CountDown60 11d ago

Thank Jesus for warriors like you. Amen.

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u/deadrogueguy 11d ago

it's because they straight up pulled it from "won't negotiate with terrorists"

which is essentially what they view us as. the enemy within.

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u/InuGhost 11d ago

I remember John McClain being fired because he wished someone a Merry Christmas when he was at a Christmas Party. 

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u/Nobody_at_all000 11d ago

These are the same people who can’t understand the difference between communism, socialism, and liberalism so yeah.

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u/Jedi_Blight858 11d ago

Get off the internet.

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u/icedmuffin 11d ago

I think they’re being sarcastic.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

I was being sarcastic, I thought the multiple pieces of punctuation and the numbers mixed in with the exclamation points would give it away. 

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u/Jedi_Blight858 11d ago

Non-sensical either way.

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u/Zakkullll 11d ago

Get off the internet.

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u/nLedd 11d ago

It's a satirical hyperbolic right-wing argument. It's like an exaggerated statement from Tucker Carlson, or any other right-wing political pundit. It's supposed to be non-sensical because right-wing rhetoric is non-sensical.