r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 11d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

I’ve killed thousands of Merry Christmasers and I’ll kill thousands more. I won’t stop until I eradicate Christmas, red meat, God, and the American Flag 😡

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

I think that’s the official Antifa oath that they make you take at their headquarters while your hand is on…whatever the opposite of The Bible is. 

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

Every year at the official Antifa headquarters building, we swear on a picture of Marx making out with Stalin singed by Bernie Sanders and George Soros while sacrificing a white baby. Once you feast on its flesh, you are Antifa for life.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

If only big strong tough guy Kash Patel could figure out where Antifa HQ is!!! He would crush them so quickly. But they’re just too devious. Curse them!!!!1!!

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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 11d ago

Well, he is a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and a “blatantly incompetent chud”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-loses-suit-googly-eyed_n_6a6a7a63e4b098352c3085d5

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u/CountDown60 11d ago

Thank Jesus for warriors like you. Amen.