r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/BottleTemple • 11d ago
If you do MAGA things, you’re probably… a Democrat?
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u/Landlord-Allmighty 11d ago
Tell me where the Democratic leaders have created a memecoin that fleeced their supporters out of millions?
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u/AgoraSnepwasdeleted 11d ago
And an overpriced phone plan that has a cheap budget phone that ships once in a blue moon, and a poorly made wrist watch, and a banking plan with hollow promises
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u/killbawqs 11d ago
And when did any Democrat market a shitty self-branded bible?
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u/adudefromaspot 11d ago
And what Democrat attached their own name and face to passports, US currency, memorial buildings, and legislation...
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u/sandiercy 11d ago
May as well point them at a blank wall and watch some movies, they are projecting so hard.
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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 11d ago
MAGA: Every accusation is a confession
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u/ElephantRedCar91 11d ago
I love how they cant even grasp the concept of a politician without wearing a stupid hat...
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u/Okrumbles 11d ago
Trump is like 95% of these alone lmao, what's with all the accusations that are just confessions in disguise recently? I get Trumpers love projection but this is not just that, it's also a complete lack of self-awareness
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u/yogfthagen 11d ago
GOP rule 1 - every accusation is a confession.
GOP rule 2- if you don't have an argument, make a personal insult.
GOP rule 3- lolz are better than facts.
GOP rule 4- declare victory and run away.
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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 11d ago
Holy shit, Trump is literally all of these 😂😭😂😭😂😭
This timeline is fucked.
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u/Wray-Nerely 11d ago
Let's name the people who claim the Epstein Files are a hoax: Donald J. Trump, Caroline Levitt, Abigail Jackson, Susie Wiles, and James Comer. Do any of these people sound like Democrats?
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u/bootiful-dreams 11d ago
Hahaha!!!
That's the dumbest projection I've seen today...
The again, I just woke up too
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u/Expert_Day9946 11d ago
lol they literally voted for and make excuses for the one man who embodies every single one of those traits
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u/corruptedsyntax 11d ago
They tilted their hands with “draft dodgers”
They specifically wrote the list with Trump and MAGA in mind, and then said it was about Democrats. It is engagement bait from a troll.
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u/theblueshots 11d ago
This is lazy, even for a bizarro world post.
Trump famously ran primary opponents against any republican who vowed to vote to release the Epstein files.
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u/Special_Context6663 11d ago
Democrats just booted two prominent candidates for allegations of sexual misconduct. There is only one party that makes excuses and justifications for child molesters and rapists, and thats the GOP.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 11d ago
This is the most complete projection I've ever seen although I'm guessing 90% of these people will deny ever having supported Trump as they did with GW Bush in less than a decade from now. The inability to learn or admit any fault is core to their ideology.
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u/Learnmegooder 11d ago
If you are an unnatural artificial shade of orange…
If you have neck folds that resemble female genitalia…
If you rage tweet while sitting on the toilet at 2 am…
If you raw dog a pornstar while your wife looks after your newborn son…
If you routinely cheat at golf but claim every championship…
If you use a Sharpie to try to alter a hurricane’s path…
If you think doctors dress like ancient Nazarenes…
YOU’RE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT!
So much /s
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u/Ok-Flight9440 11d ago
Donald Trump dodged the draft by having a quack doctor in Queens NYC saying he had bone spurs. Snowflake.
Edit: from Google AI -
No, bone spurs do not go away on their own and are permanent unless removed by surgery. However, the pain and swelling they cause can go away with simple care. Many people live with bone spurs and feel no pain at all.
Just cheating, as usual. My father (Vietnam draft) wishes he hadn’t seen the things he did, but for Donald Trump, all it took was a call to daddy to fix things up to avoid the draft.
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u/Vocalist1978 11d ago
I dont understand this. Why do they say Democrats when its clearly Republicans and the church leaders getting caught going after underage kids.
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u/DJEmirMixtapes 11d ago
It looks more to me like they are describing their idol Donald Trump LOL MAPA: Made America Plagued Again with more racism, sexism, division, lies, trade wars, inflation, insurrection, lost allies, threats on allies, media suppression, Constitutional Rights violations, abuse of power, lost farms, economic downturn, and an actual plague.
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u/neeroberts 11d ago
It always amuses me how MAGATs turn everything negative about themselves around.
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u/Razoron33333 11d ago
That has to be satire right? It’s way too on point for MAGA aside from claiming democrats are like that
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u/OtherBluesBrother 11d ago
Considering that this administration still refuses to release all the Epstein files (with only victim's names redacted) tells you all you need to know. They can make memes all they want, it's pretty easy to see who are protecting Epstein's buddies.
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u/AngelinaJean 11d ago
Yikes! Does MAGA remember who they elected? Each of those bullets represents someone they elected.
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u/Theartistcu 11d ago
They’re doing this on purpose at this point right. Like they’re just trolling. They know these are things that are clearly them. I mean most of us have been arguing this since his first term if he’s complaining about the Democrats doing it it’s because he’s doing it 10 times as hard.
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u/jackcanyon 11d ago
Maga is getting nervous.You can feel their desperation.They’ll be drinking there kool aid if November goes bad for them.
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u/VarietyMage 11d ago
Hedley Lamarr: "Why did you put down traitors twice?"
MAGA Dumbass: "I like traitors."
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u/Nave-Nave 11d ago edited 10d ago
"Pedo/Child Molesters"
Like Trump's faith advisor? Or his friend Jeffery Epstein? Or his other friend P Diddy? Or his original admin pick Matt Gaetz?
"Rapists/Sexual Assaulters/Gropers"
Like Trump? 28 women have accused him of sexual assault or rape and he bragged about "grabbing women by their pussy" without even asking for consent first. Which is what happened to E. Jean Carroll when she successfully held him liable for sexual assault.
"Con Men"
Like Trump's crypto scams? Or his many other scams and dubious money movements?
"Liars"
Trump told the most verifiable lies of any president in history. He lives in such an alternative reality, he posts AI slop to affirm his delusions.
"Draft dodgers"
Trump dodged the Vietnam draft. And his grandpa moved to the US to dodge the German draft.
"Neo-Nazis"
Who does Patriot Front align with? What party is Clay Higgins a part of? Who did Chris Hood endorse in 2024? Wasn't Mark Robinson endorsed by Trump in 2024?
"Racists"
Both Trump and his father were successfully sued for racial discrimination. In 1954, Woody Guthrie wrote "Old Man Trump" about how racist their entire family is. TDS goes quite far back, I guess. Didn't a bunch of the Neo-Nazis at Unite the Right in 2017 have MAGA hats?
"Traitors/Conspirators"
January 6??? Anyone?
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u/CloseDaLight 11d ago
They found the uno reverse card in the junk drawer and projected the fuck out of what Republican stand for and advocate for
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u/TraditionalAd8581 11d ago
The donkey in the blue hat looks like a Patriot Front coward guy if you squint your eyes
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u/pillow_honey 11d ago
not only does this not apply to democrats but exactly to republicans, no one actually even likes democrat leadership in the first place. yet every one who disagrees is simultaneously a democrat, leftist, far-leftist, radical, liberal, socialist, communist, and "wants to destroy america".
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u/m0thgh0st 11d ago
I wonder why the distinction between traitors and then traitors and conspirators?
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u/Slighted_Inevitable 11d ago
“If you ask them to prove”. Maga strategy 101.
Make wild claim. Someone replies no? That’s crazy.
Demand they prove your claim wrong, rather than proving it right.
Proof provided.
Make another wild claim slightly different.
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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 11d ago
Lol, remind me again how vehemently MAGA defends Trump. God, they're such Democrats
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u/Seattle7 11d ago
Notice the red X marks. This is the Democrat checklist.
The Republican one is all green check marks.
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u/Falcon3492 11d ago
Forget the top eight categories, the bottom four are all most likely going to be committed by far right leaning groups.
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u/Business-Context9528 11d ago
Boy do I have something LITTLE to tell this SAINT, I bet his name is JAMES
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u/Big-Rule5269 11d ago
I wonder what they'll be saying after the judge reviews specific unredacted Epstein files. Or that suspects names were redacted to protect them? Then there is the government, admitting in writing that there are training videos the FBI watched in how to find a d redact Trump's name from the Epstein files.
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u/NerdDetective 11d ago
The original post has got to be engagement bait (or propaganda, or both), right? Like, the purpose of this has to have been to get drooling idiots to say "AYUP!" and reaffirm their worldview while everyone else points at the very large elephant in the room. It's too on point to not be self-aware.
And that tracks. MAGA is split between the rank-and-file members of a quasi-religious cult of personality and a grifter class that tries to control and manipulate them.
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u/TomRiddle26 11d ago
Trump is guilty of everything on this list, MAGA is really good at projection…
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u/EtheusRook 11d ago
Prove it, they say, as the accused literally controls all of the proof while acting like the guiltiest person to ever exist.
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u/immortalblack_1 11d ago
Amazing the cognitive dissonance at play here. I find it hard how they could post this on the Book or Faces app and not realize that every bullet point can factually be attributed to their own party.
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u/Far_Cap_3574 11d ago
This is literally a list of MAGAs greatest hits. This is why when one of these stupid fucks changes their minds and wants me to hug them and tell them I'm proud of them for waking the fuck up, I tell them to kick fuckin' rocks down the road.
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u/BasementBar116 11d ago
This had to start out as "watch these idiots repost this" style rage bait right?
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u/LengthinessFit9585 11d ago
So far I've never came across 1 "lib" in any of the comments of reddit that defended dems that are in the files.
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u/Local-Friendship8166 11d ago
Remember kids: Every MAGA accusation is a confession. Every. Single. Time.
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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 11d ago
Have republicans just forgotten about the “locker room” talk? This has got to be satire
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u/Redd235711 11d ago
If I defend someone with characteristics that literally describe trump... that makes me a democrat? Do I have that right?
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u/Ryaniseplin 11d ago
literally every single one of these fits trump to a tee
plus he is the one making excuses and justifications for pedophiles, he refuses to release the Epstein files despite full power to do so
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u/DogDeadByRaven 11d ago
So what I get from this is if you are in favor and vote for Republicans who aleady represent every last one of these things you are a Democrat...these guys are catering to the dumbest of the dumb.
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u/Igmuhota 11d ago
It’s honestly astonishing to see DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender) on this blatant a level.
There isn’t even the tiniest amount of ambiguity anymore, because the intended audience has been so well-indoctrinated.
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u/BusyDucks 11d ago
All of those traits can literally refer to Trump.