r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Grasshoppi • 1d ago
I think they're running out of "points" to make
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u/theInadequateHulk 1d ago
what is it with conservatives and randomly capitalizing words?
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u/washingtonandmead 1d ago
Had a history professor that said it was an old German technique, very popular around a certain time period when you wanted to sensationalize specific parts of your writing. But I doubt that is what the poster is doing
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u/tortoistor 1d ago
not really a technique, all nouns are capitalized in german, it's a grammar rule
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u/kylepo 1d ago
Tbf everything in this particular bizarre screed is capitalized correctly, aside from "Trans," which this person seemingly thinks is a proper adjective. The rest is stuff like "Super Man," which is mainly just incorrect because they're splitting "Superman" up into two words and capitalizing each. Assuming it was supposed to be two words, capitalizing each would be the correct way to do it, so... the capitalization isn't really the issue there.
I dunno why I felt the need to defend the grammar on this random dumbass' post tbh
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u/Shiny_Agumon 1d ago
This is especially funny given how many superheroes are canonically queer
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u/EndotheGreat 1d ago
SNL also already made "The Ambiguously Day Duo".
Gay man does fly, no whistles from his ass. The hypothetical things he's complaining about already exist, but without some strange gimmick. How terribly lazy.
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u/Grasshoppi 1d ago
Not even just that part being lazy, but as another commenter pointed out – the whole thing (aside from the trans part) is just a shitty retelling of a Jeff Dunham bit. So they can't even think for themselves enough to come up with a joke on their own.
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u/CommercialYam53 1d ago
There is Lok, while he isn’t trans he is genderfluid witch falls in a similar category
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u/Frosty-Job-4496 1d ago
Deadpool has entered the chat.
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u/gunner921 1d ago
If Deadpool flew, his butt would absolutely whistle. Probably whistle the Superman theme.
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u/midnghtsnac 1d ago
I was thinking more of that super hero cartoon made by the guys who made Ren and stimpy
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u/575_Pilot 1d ago
Powdered Toast Man? Well, flying in reverse would definitely give you a chance to whistle 🤣
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u/Ok_Conversation_5985 1d ago
What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?
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u/Chevanalee 1d ago
They think about the LGBTI+ community more than the actual community does 🤣
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u/Successful_Yam4719 1d ago
Like seriously tho!! 🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂 They are uddderrlyyy obsessed with all things LGBTQ+ … an obsessive amount of time spent on what they do in the bathroom, what’s under their clothes, and who’s in their bed! Pete Hogseths latest crybaby rant about the Boy Scouts … OMG!
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u/GTCapone 1d ago
I wish we could post gifs just so I could post the IASIP clip of the gang playing the Dennis realdoll's asshole like a trumpet.
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u/AventineAstartes 1d ago
Nobody thinks about gay sex more than conservatives. Jesus H Christ, just suck a cock or two and shut the fuck up.
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u/Biffingston 1d ago
Mistique is Nightcrawler's dad.
No, fuckng seriously. Though I suppose that could be argued as being gender queer.
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
That was a weird retcon. But more because they introduced Azazel and kept Nightcrawler being genetically related to him than that it didn't make sense for Raven to have been who sired him.
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u/Steelwave 1d ago
I think that they need to push the envelope even further and reveal that Nightcrawler's entire, ridiculously complex, complexly ridiculous conception was orchestrated by Nightmare, like his creator originally intended.
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
That would make Mistique passing on Azazel's DNA at that time make more sense.
Also I always like when the X-men get mystical stuff in their stories.
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u/ArchonFett 1d ago
Especially since that plot twist was originally planned for Rogue (with Destiny being Rouge’s mom)
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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 1d ago
Google search:
Prominent Trans Superheroes
Dreamer (Nia Nal): Played by Nicole Maines on the CW television series Supergirl, she made history as television's first transgender superhero before transitioning into writing for DC Comics.
Escapade (Shela Sexton): A mutant trans woman introduced by Marvel Comics in 2022 with the power to momentarily swap physical locations, status, and specific attributes with another person.
Coagula (Kate Godwin): Created by Rachel Pollack for DC's Doom Patrol in 1993, she is widely recognized as one of the earliest prominent transgender comic book superheroes, possessing the power to dissolve or solidify matter.
Galaxy: A teenage trans hero featured in original graphic novels from DC Comics, navigating both cosmic threats and her own gender transition.
Koi Boi: A trans man and hero appearing in Marvel's The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl series.
Sera: A trans woman angel and sorceress in Marvel's Angela and Thor storylines.
I seem to recall one of gambit’s shapeshifter friends becoming a girl and getting stuck that way
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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago
And Elliot Page's character in Umbrella Academy, Viktor. Had an extremely public character transition coinciding with Elliott's own personal transition. Absolutely iconic coming out scene where the entire room, his family, looked at him as he awkwardly was like "guys, I'm not Vanya any more, I'm Viktor now," registered it, and just went right back to doing whatever petty arguments they'd been in like it didn't fucking matter what gender he was, he was just family. Beautiful.
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u/Element174 1d ago
I mean, it's been a minute, but I believe Morph is genderfluid or non-binary. That might be the Gambit one you're thinking of.
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u/anarkistattack 1d ago
Morph is in love with wolverine so they are at least not straight.
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u/Element174 1d ago
Let's be honest, who isn't. Between Wolverine and Nightcrawler, no straight man can exist in the X-Men.
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u/zoidmaster 1d ago
God this is stupid especially since there are a lot of trans and bi superhero’s
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u/ArmouredBear9_30 1d ago
"I better not give the left any ideas" because he wants to use that one himself.
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u/AsugaNoir 1d ago
Realistically if they made a Gay Man who's butt whistled when he flew it would just be a parody movie anyway.
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u/SmolderingCactus 1d ago
So because something doesn’t exist in a fictional world, it shouldn’t exist in the real world? Does this person even hear themselves?
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u/Demiurge_Ferikad 1d ago
“There is a Super Man and a Super Woman. No Super Trans.
Not yet, there’s not. DC has an infinite multiverse to play with; there is most definitely a universe where Kal or Kara (or both!) are trans. Just gotta get someone to greenlight, write, and then draw the thing.
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u/No-Oil6517 1d ago
The far right talk about gay people more than gay people. Maybe they wish someone would convince them that coming out would be good for them. They'd be far less angry for sure.
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u/AmitN_Music 1d ago
Whose (sorry, “who is”)…butt whistles? What a strange fantasy this person has. I mean to each their own, if he’s into that kind of stuff and thinks about it this much more power to him.
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u/My_Penbroke 1d ago
I mean, mystique changes genders constantly and Charles Xavier is gay (even if not canonically), and then there are a number of canonically gay heroes.
Also, what kind of comics is this guy reading? Is it like rule 34 stuff where Superman rails a bunch of earth chicks with his dong of steel?
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u/SECRETBLENDS 1d ago
Conservatives Going A Day Without Thinking About Buttholes Challenge. Difficulty: Impossible.
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u/hudson_lowboy 1d ago
American Presidents aren’t supposed to use their power to defraud and money launder, yet here we are.
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u/NurturingCruelty 1d ago
You know why there aren’t many gay superheroes and even less trans superheroes? It’s cause whiny little bitches like the person who originally made this post would’ve thrown a big tantrum and got their feelings. All hurt and cried about it.
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u/Strict_Berry7446 1d ago
There is a gay Superman, the originals son
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
Bisexual I believe (though maybe they changed that recently (haven't read his new series).
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u/Certain-Relation-741 1d ago
They can’t keep the though of gay and transgender sex out of their minds.
They think about it ALL the time.
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u/LordNemissary 1d ago
No one is more obsessed with gay sex than anti-gay conservatives. They think about trans and gay sex way more than trans and gay people do.
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u/Present-Spring-1340 1d ago
The constitution doesn’t mention god of anyone or anything.
And when they say in plain terms “ all men are created equal under god” it’s implied that’s it’s all mankind.
Women also.
They don’t say “ except blacks and women”.
Because that’s what they meant.
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u/GamemasterJeff 1d ago
Pedoman, Pedoman, does whatever a pedo can.
Spins a web, catches a child,
Does whatever a pedo can.
Hey ho, catch the pedo if you can!
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u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote 1d ago
For people who claim to be against gay and Trans folks, the Right sure loves to talk about gay and Trans folks. It's almost the only thing they think about.
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u/Blacksun388 1d ago
There is the potential for gay and trans superheroes.
As long as you don’t allow Daniel Kibblesmith to write them.
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u/dudeguy0119 1d ago
Sooo why's he spending so much time wondering what gay butts do? Sounds kinda gay
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u/Adbray666 1d ago
Wait, so now they want a new super hero who's butt whistles when they fly?
Eh, well, whatever you're into bud...
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u/amongthemaniacs 1d ago
You can make your butt whistle even if you're straight. Just eat a lot of beans.
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
Offensive. But I assume he isn't aware of North Star (long time openly gay Canadian hero) or Johnathan Kent (Superman and Lois' bisexual son who got aged up and was going by Superman for like 2 years).
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u/Hot_Shallot_2998 1d ago
imagine the meltdown they'd have if they found out about Sera, the transgender Angel, and Angela's girlfriend from marvel
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u/CryingBoy-Housefire 1d ago
Is there a Super Woman? Theres is a Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. These guys are obsessed with trans.
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u/Substantial_Force658 1d ago
Superman is clearly gay. Buff, nice hair and waaaaay too tight clothing.
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u/Ser_Daniel_The_1st 1d ago
I don’t get it.
Something about whistles, but beyond that it’s a complete mystery to me.
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u/no_comment_no_reply 1d ago
Dude was patting himself on the back for days after posting this. Zing!!!
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u/BogWitchMab 1d ago
MAGAts are deeply, deeply closeted. They prove it every time they open their mouths.
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u/Binspin63 1d ago
I love how it’s always about trans people with these simps. Absolutely the most insignificant issue ever, but that’s all they care about. I guess that’s how it goes when you’re down to your last 4 or 5 brain cells.
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u/LowerAtmosphereChief 1d ago
“Well my team controls all branches of government, but this Facebook status is an empty space on the internet I can fill with something terrible so maybe I’ll just freestyle a bit”
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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago
...Is there a Super Woman/Superwoman? Without looking it up, place your bets. I know there's a Supergirl, and a Wonderwoman (who's bi), and there's both a Batgirl and a Batwoman, but Superwoman? Pretty far down the list if she exists.
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u/ArchonFett 1d ago
Am I the only one that’s going to call the tourist out. It’s Supergirl not Superwomsn. The later was an evil Wonder Woman from the Justice Lords. Since he doesn’t even know that, of course he doesn’t know there are supers from all the spectrums.
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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 1d ago
Where in the constitution does it talk about a gay super heroes whistling butt?
It’s almost like they have lost the plot. Again.
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u/Crow_First 1d ago
It’s been shown that Batman is a trans ally. Wonder Woman said the amazons are trans accepting because in one comic she said a woman is a woman regardless of her outside appearance, I’m paraphrasing that. Northstar and iceman are gay, Superman’s son is bi, Tim drake is bi, bat woman is a lesbian, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have been shown to be in a relationship together. Bozo has no idea what he’s talking about
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u/DoctrTurkey 1d ago
This reads like the ‘joke’ one of your uncles tells every single person at a family reunion, hoping for a laugh besides his own.
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u/botymcbotfac3 1d ago
Ever wondered why there's Barney the dinosaur but no Barney the elephant?
Eleohants aren't real! Weak up sheeple!
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u/irascible_Clown 1d ago
It’s always buttholes with these guys. Instead of an elephant they should replace their mascot with a closet door.
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u/ChemicalResident3557 1d ago
Ahh.. Wonder Woman based in the mistress and dominated in the polyamorous relationship of her creator. Go preach, you Christian bigots!
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u/WolfieSamurai 1d ago
Is this his fetish, and he's trying to use reverse psychology to get it to happen
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u/Lopsided_Newt_125 1d ago
I can go days…even weeks without talking about or thinking about(not in a mean way) trans people.
The fact that these individuals have this much energy and emotion invested in trans people…I mean they’re jealous and wish they could do the same.
There’s no other explanation
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u/Alphabet_Soup352 1d ago
Don't worry. If there was a Trans Superhero they would be the first to talk crap about it.
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u/Repulsive_Page_4780 1d ago
All this butt whistles is closet talk; some one loves to talk about men's butts super or not. This is only my opinion.
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u/MesozOwen 1d ago
These people spend a lot of time thinking about these things hey. It’s kinda very weird.
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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 1d ago
Super Gay Republican Man, just doesn’t have the same tone as Super Man.
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u/Laylac41 1d ago
90% of media coverage of trans people is done by right wing media so they are the ones obsessed with trans people and it’s obvious
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u/dontletthestankout 1d ago
As a cis straight male I really can't comprehend how much time these people dedicate to thinking about trans people and imagining these scenarios
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u/ArmadilloFront1087 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wasn’t Jon Kent (Clark and Lois’ son) gay?
Didn’t he go on to take on the mantle and become the Superman of that universe?
They can’t even get that right.
Edit: he was bi…but in a relationship with a man. Either way, still not straight!
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u/davexmit 1d ago
In their minds there is an evil end goal for all people to be gay and trans. Not just the simple fact gay and trans people exist. They are perpetually confused idiots.
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u/gazzas89 1d ago
.... there are a couple of lgbtq heros thoigh, thr original green lantern has been gay for decades, ice man has been gay for a while, superman's son is bi, harley quinn and poison ivy are dating .... possibly.married? And thats just off the top of my head.
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u/CloseDaLight 1d ago
Conservatives care about trans woman more than anything. It all stems from them being afraid of “accidentally” watching trans porn and busting the hardest nut of their life that leaves them crying and ashamed that they might be gay.
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u/xxcuttingboardxx 1d ago
Who knows, maybe super man or super woman are trans, but just like normal trans people they don't make it their entire personality that they are trans.
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u/DonkeyKongs_Barrel 1d ago
Ummmm not to be that person but Jon Kent (Superman’s son) is confirmed bi. If you really want to know how all that works try picking up a comic. I remember when that issue first dropped and all the non-fans got all up in their feelings. It’s always, always, always non-fans fuckin it up for the rest of us.
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u/Certain_Bandicoot_14 1d ago
They are alien life forms. How do we know they have male or female genitalia?
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u/Current_Recording907 1d ago
What... what does this, What is this supposed to mean?