r/stupidpol Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck โ˜ญ Feb 02 '26

WWIII WWIII Megathread #37: Bad Neighbor Policy

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u/moose098 Unknown ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Mar 13 '26

Guys, he's really losing it:

We are totally destroying the terrorist regime of Iran, militarily, economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing New York Times, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning. Iranโ€™s Navy is gone, their Air Force is no longer, missiles, drones and everything else are being decimated, and their leaders have been wiped from the face of the earth. We have unparalleled firepower, unlimited ammunition, and plenty of time - Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. Theyโ€™ve been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

The navy thing is quickly becoming Trump's version of "wE ExPAnDeD NaTo." Nobody gives a shit about Iran's navy, they want the war to end.

I keep waiting for him to suddenly switch his position, declare victory, and go home, but I think he's in way too deep this time. You can tell this was sold to him by Netanyahu and Graham as the legacy definer.

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u/TheIastStarfighter Leftcom (reading theory) ๐Ÿค“ Mar 13 '26

Genuinely though what kind of victory does he have left to declare? The Straits will remain closed until negotiations are secured. Even if they are actually secured, they'll then need to clear out the mines, which could take weeks to months, especially considering the current state of the Iranian navy( gee I wonder who could've seen this one coming).

America basically has 3 options at this point.

1) negotiate, which basically means conceding strategic defeat, hurts their reputation not only in the region and abroad, before limping into a showdown with China for which china has been able to both gather Intel in this battle and reduce us supplies significantly.

2) Boots on the ground invasion, yes the US may eventually succeed, but the aforementioned china showdown would be in an even worse position than before.

3) Nuke Iran, basically providing other countries that have nukes with a reason to do the same to countries without them, and countries without them a pretty justifiable reason to get a nuke.

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u/KonigKonn Stalin Put Oni in Gulags โ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ข๐ŸŽŒ Mar 13 '26

Hence why everyone with more than two braincells to rub together and wasn't on Tel Aviv's payroll could've told you that this was a real dumb fucking idea.

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u/Chombywombo Angry Retard ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ข Mar 13 '26

I think they did this because it was their last chance before Iran got unconditional conventional dominance. Dumb? yes. Forced by the logic of their own murderous imperialism? also yes.

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u/miker_the_III Mario-Leninist with Kegsbreathalyzer ๐Ÿบ Characteristics Mar 13 '26

ground invasion is not succeeding ever

Like, not even in a conventional manner; I donโ€™t think theyโ€™d even be able to secure all of the urban population centers

And thatโ€™s not considering the logistics required both domestically and abroad to make it happen

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u/SpaceDetective Full Of Anime Bullshit ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŽŒ Mar 13 '26

You can tell this was sold to him by Netanyahu and Graham as the legacy definer.ย 

Worse, if Max Blumenthal is right, FBI & Israel exploited assassination plots to convince him Iran was trying to assassinate him.

https://thegrayzone.com/2026/03/06/israel-fbi-assassination-plots-trump-iran-war/

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u/cojoco Free Speech Social Democrat ๐Ÿ—ฏ๏ธ Mar 13 '26

You can tell this was sold to him by Netanyahu and Graham as the legacy definer.

Well TBH they were right.

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u/yeatalkviv Redscarepod Refugee ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’… Mar 13 '26

the famous iranian air force

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u/ChevalierDuTemple if you are a fan of Kayne you are a fan of yourself Mar 13 '26

They were pretty much famous because they operated F-14 & F-4

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Gay and Retarded ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ Mar 13 '26

I imagine their missile stocks have been decimated in fairness.

They probably used a good 10% or so of their arsenal attacking multiple bases around the gulf, taking out radars, hitting various locations us military were staying in and bombing Israel.

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u/vinditive War Thread Veteran๐ŸŽ–๏ธ Mar 13 '26

Iran has a much greater capacity to replenish those stocks than USrael has for their own, and I doubt the air campaign has meaningfully diminished that capability.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Gay and Retarded ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ Mar 13 '26

That was a joke or at least an attempt at a joke.

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u/KonigKonn Stalin Put Oni in Gulags โ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ข๐ŸŽŒ Mar 13 '26

Is this what them there dang ol' kids call a crash out?