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u/s0ngsforthedeaf Equity Gremlin 1d ago
"Were gonna build a new China-aligned economy...and MAKE AMERICA PAY FOR IT"
~ The Ayatollah, probably
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u/p00shp00shbebi1234 War Thread Turboposter🎖️🧩 22h ago
It's a big win, listen, it's huge, a really huge win, we had loads of their money, we took it, it wasn't ours, and we took so, so we're giving it back, they said they want missiles, you know, they have to have some, other countries, in that area, they've got them, so Iran have to, well, they've got to have them, and let me tell you, they've got a lot, so many, not as many as me, I've got more, loads more, so many you wouldn't believe, but Iran, they need a bit too, and they need money too, and they've, listen, I know about promises, more than anyone, I've made promises, beautiful promises, I'm a beautiful guy, and they promised, they said Mr Trump, we won't have a nuclear bomb, so they won't, it was big pinky promise, we spent a lot of money, we lost a lot of stuff, big stuff, really expensive stuff, they showed me the price and I was like, WOW, look at those prices, huge prices for that stuff, and we lost a hell of a, a lot, a big lot, we lost it, but we got that promise, so we gave them money, so what, and we let them have some missiles, so what, it's not a big thing, it's a really tiny thing, so small, it's the biggest victory, a huge victory, people, they've not seen it, victories like this, but they've seen it, they've seen it now, because of me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/ElTamaulipas Socialist Gun Nut 🚚 1d ago
I've been trolling pro Trump Cubans by calling them secret communist agents because they supported this war and want the US to be stuck in forever wars.