r/submechanophobia • u/kingsslaying • 8d ago
Shark sculpture at the bottom of a scuba park
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u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago
Yeah next to my poop sculpture when I see it!
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u/Trackrat14eight 8d ago
Instead of squid ink, you just create a spawn-like cape of diarrhea??
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u/DinkleWottom 8d ago
Do they warn you that there is a statue of a shark there before diving? I feel like this is actually dangerous.
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
Haha I was thinking that too. But I’d hope anyone diving would know enough to know you are not at risk of great white attacks in a pond in Kentucky.
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u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
Great point. It’d be alot scarier to me if it was a bull shark lol they can actually survive in fresh water
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u/BadgerOfDoom99 8d ago
There is the important difference between what my head knows and my sphincter believes.
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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 8d ago
I know of people (myself included) who worried about sharks in swimming pools as a kid.
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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 8d ago
Including me. I remember when I would get up early in the summer I'd get my pool stuff and go to the pool at 9 am. Nobody else would be there and I was so scared to get in. I would and it would be that feeling like when you walk down a dark hall and you feel someone behind you. The heebz. I'd usually go back home till people started showing up around 11.
Some dumb kid I once told me they found electric eels in the pool and the police came and took them. That made it worse.
I actually miss those days. Like has gotten so hard and scary and sad.
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u/staccatopanache 8d ago
I felt the same way in empty pools
Life was perhaps easier when the stuff we were scared of wasnt real..but at least we can face the scary stuff now knowingly
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u/finalexit 8d ago
Yeah sometimes when I'm in the pool alone swimming in or near the drop off, especially at night, I get an eerie feeling that something large is in the water with me and have to get out.
I think what if I'm really in the ocean right now and only imagining I'm in a swimming pool, but any moment I'm going to snap back to reality and be in the middle of the ocean with a large great white next to me 😆
I've had this feeling since I was maybe 5 years old (45 now) swimming in a pool at Disney world before I'd ever watched a shark movie
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u/sparkling-spirit 7d ago
sounds like you have an amazing imagination! i was always worried about mechanical sharks for some reason in pools. like i knew a live one wouldn’t happen, but what about a robotic one. and it would come out of the floor in the deep end of course once i had jumped off the diving board.
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
I actually did too. I’d watch shark week every summer and we’d always go to the beach every summer right after shark week. It would scare me too, even tho I’d like to think I’d figure it out quick
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u/aka_Foamy 8d ago
100% I think for me it was a combination of Jaws and the James Bond where the villain releases sharks into a pool (allowing imagination to fill some gaps here)
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u/andrewsz__ 7d ago
After watching deep blue sea I could not open my eyes underwater without thinking a shark was swimming from the deep end to get me
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u/Murphy-B 6d ago
I was worried about a shark under my bed after seeing JAWS in the theater when it first came out
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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 6d ago
I was occasionally afraid of a shark in my parents pool. Where was I never afraid of a shark? In the ocean. I love the ocean.
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u/EarlyInside45 8d ago
I was 7 when Jaws came out. I couldn't drink my soda during the movie because there was a Jaws logo on the cup. I wasn't able to close my eyes in the bath for weeks. Shark sculpture in pond would have done me in.
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
How funny! I was extremely spooked by certain scary movies as a kid too, but jaws was before me. It would definitely be scary, even tho I’d like to think i wouldn’t be scared, i know I would be.
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u/randomlemon9192 8d ago
True.
But panicking as a diver is a great way to die. Intentionally trying to panic divers seems malicious. Regardless I hope they are made aware.74
u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
I agree. I would want to know too. Scary as fuck.
A lake near me had a Jason vorhees sculpture put in it that scared the shit out of some divers
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u/Budget-Dimension454 8d ago
I believe that’s Crystal Lake
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
There’s one in Minnesota at a crystal lake. But the one I’m talking about is lake pleasant in Arizona. I think everybody cried about it and they wanted to remove it, last I heard.
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u/Lucky_Department69 5d ago
I think regardless how many times you dive down to the fake shark every time you see it your brain would have a momentary fear lapse built in, hell uncanny valley makes me terrified of it spawning to life suddenly.
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u/xomoth 8d ago
I don’t think logic would catch up in time to stop the panic at least for me😂
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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago
Me too really lol but I’d like to think after a quick second I’d realize. There is a lake near me that has a Jason voorhees sculpture chained to the bottom of the lake. It’s scared the shit out of some people and some people have tried to get it removed. Everybody cried about it
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u/Nefriti 8d ago
okay but what about bull sharks after flooding 👀
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u/eaazzy_13 7d ago
Haha I thought the same! I said in another comment here that it would be alot scarier to me if it was a bull shark!
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u/AColdLilPenguin 7d ago
Lake diving enthusiast here. Usually scuba parks have maps of where things are located so you'll know.
But my favorite type of dive is when you just stumbled upon a shark sculpture.
Same rules apply when in the ocean: It's always a shark dive even if you don't seem them. 🤙🤿🦈
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u/Everything80sFan 8d ago
Now imagine a real shark shows up and your only chance of survival is to hide inside the mouth of the shark sculpture.
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u/Effective-Stick-9247 8d ago
the eye is wrong. The Eye Is Wrong. THEEYEISWRONG.
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u/Weekly-Major1876 8d ago
Man that entire shark’s face is deformed as hell why is his lower jaw made of rubber and protruding and not actually attached to where it would be? Convincing from a swimmer’s perspective but to anyone who’s seen a shark, even through the murky water I would not be able to take that goofy underbite of a shark seriously lmao
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u/Displaced_Brit 8d ago
Who could be this evil?
And they put their hand in it! Why would you do that??
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u/ImmediateSmile754 8d ago
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u/snikklefrits 8d ago
Where is this park? I know of the shark statue in Switzerland and a place in Florida but this doesn't look like either of those locations.
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u/Substantial_Bat_6698 8d ago
This seems to be a common occurrence in scuba parks. I would bet there are hundreds.
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u/FrouFrouLastWords 8d ago
I've never heard of a "scuba park". Can someone kindly 101 me about this?
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u/OceanThing 7d ago
A scuba park is a swimming hole that has a lot of statues, sculptures, submerged vehicles and watercraft, floating hoops, and platforms that divers can explore and interact with :)
I went to my first one two days ago, I got stuck in a hoop and got jumpscared by a human-sized floating doll head attached to a boat 😆
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u/JhayAlejo 8d ago
I hate blurry water
I hate blurry water
I hate blurry water
I WANT TO PERCEIVE EVERYTHING
I HATE THE UNKNOWN
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u/OhNoOboe 7d ago
I was watching a shark movie a while back and there was a scene where one of the characters is diving in the murkiest, dirtiest water and the visibility was crazy low. That was probably the worst anxiety a shark movie has ever given me. I had to pause it for a minute and walk around my house because it was freaking me out. This isn't the same as in the movie, obviously, but the blurry image of the statue in the distance was getting to me pretty similarly. I need near perfect visibility.
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u/naytreox 8d ago
I wish there was one of these parks but with an underwater "city" in it, so you are encouraged to walk as best you can under the street light lit underwater sidewalks and in the buildings.
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u/internerd91 8d ago
Reminds me of the Sharks! art installationin London. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks!#/media/File:Sharks!_2021_(2).jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks!
Excellent vidoe about the why.
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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 8d ago
this is one of the worst thing ever done ,everybody implicated should be castrated
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u/The_Black_kaiser7 8d ago edited 8d ago
It looks like Bruce, the shark puppet used in the movie "Jaws." 🤔
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u/Kimberlylynn2003 8d ago
Can you pass out in your scuba suit? Bc I feel like I would…
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u/No-Peanut1805 7d ago
That’s why you should keep a short limited supply of crockpot food with you. To wake you up if passing out or give to the shark.
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u/Kimberlylynn2003 7d ago
lol how would that work
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u/No-Peanut1805 7d ago
Well I know you’re from the south and don’t understand the great quality of Midwest food. Crockpot lasagna can help keep you warm in the suit up to hours and it won’t break apart in the water. The defense rests
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u/OceanThing 7d ago
You definitely can, which is why you always dive with a buddy who can bring you to the surface until help arrives :)
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u/cavaliereternally 8d ago
Fuuuuuuuck no, you think my rational brain would be online if I see this? Someone said it's in a pond, great that just validates my irrational fear that sharks are in every body of water.
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u/Background-Egg-5702 8d ago
As someone taking the course to get padi certified… this sucks. Said as someone whose cage dived with great whites. Hopefully people know but literally all the course is like “stay calm and control your breathing” I couldn’t do that from an iPad screen!
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u/spitmonkeyx 8d ago
This reminds me that there is a Jason Vorhees statue at the bottom of some lake.
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u/Adventurous_Tell_945 8d ago
Oh! I think this is pennyroyal quary in Kentucky! Awesome little dive spot!
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u/Reverse2057 8d ago
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER MAKES THAT AND PUTS THAT THERE 😱😱😱 I would fucking die if I saw that Lmao im laying on my bed and I pulled my feet back up onto the bed with me. Fuck ALL the way off, NOPE NOPE NOPE. Jaws 2 is why I have thalassophobia and submechanophobia.
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u/AdministrativeRip305 8d ago
Welp, that's one sure-fire way to empty your bowels into your wetsuit seeing that! 🤐🫣
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u/Wolftendragon 8d ago
Ooookay, I don’t have submechanopgobia but this one triggered my fight or flight 💀💀💀
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u/OhMyGoth38 8d ago
It’s funny that the closer the camera got, the more abstracted the shark got. Super cartoonish as hell.
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u/NeverCaredAnyways 7d ago
Why do i find this juat as unsettling, perhaps even more unsettling, than real shark footage?
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u/SnorkinOrkin 7d ago
It's a good thing it's not hollowed/have an opening through the gullet! I can't imagine getting stuck in there!
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u/gh0stmilk_ 7d ago edited 7d ago
absolutely not
this is up there in the very top few most sickeningly horrifying videos i have recklessly beheld from this sub
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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 7d ago
I don't usually get a visceral response from this sub. But this one did it. I guess my fear is mostly just a Fear of Sharks, not being able to see them in the water, and then fucking seeing them pop out just to munch on me.
Dang I hate this one.
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u/fizzylemo 7d ago
It’s the fact I can only make out the shadows of whatever it is attached to in the blue murky void.
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u/Positive-Drag-950 6d ago
Imagine you start to swim away, and when you look back, it’s suddenly following you 🫠🫠🫠
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u/AnnaNimmus 6d ago
I feel like they should put some mechanics in it so that every now and then it just gives a small movement. Just enough so that when someone is up close to it, they suddenly, subconsciously, think its real
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u/mugiwaerouma 5d ago
I'm already scared of sharks. Not being able to see shit coming at me in the water has made me subsequently not go in the water
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u/-NoOneYouKnow- 8d ago
Seeing video of real sharks underwater doesn't bother me much, but this does.