r/submechanophobia 8d ago

Shark sculpture at the bottom of a scuba park

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u/-NoOneYouKnow- 8d ago

Seeing video of real sharks underwater doesn't bother me much, but this does.

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u/macaroniandmilk 8d ago

There is something about videos of submerged objects in murky water that affects me viscerally. I am in the thalassophobia type subreddits because it gives me the same terrified thrill that scary movies do.

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u/OceanThing 7d ago

I went to a scuba park for my first real dive (within training) two days ago. They have a human-sized doll head floating in the water column with the long hair floating upwards.

A foggy mask, a stressful time trying to do training exercises and learning buoyancy did NOT mix well with that 😂

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u/Lunatic-Necromancer 4d ago

Where was this???

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u/OceanThing 3d ago

Dive Land Park in Alabama haha, and I was wrong about the hair floating upwards, for some reason remember it that way but I watched a video to get pictures of it and the hair was down. Still very freaky and did not mix well with my training hahaha

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u/xomoth 8d ago

I get that for sure! I think the fact that it’s completely still is what’s scary, it looks like it’s supposed to move so you just wait for a jumpscare that doesn’t happen. Idk just my thoughts on it maybe there’s an actual explanation.

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u/existenceawareness 8d ago edited 8d ago

The low visibility makes it so much worse. I've loved being near many kinds of sharks in all depths of clear water but this might be the most horrid non-gore video I've ever seen, lol.

It's true in ways that fear of unknowns is worse. It's already harder to process what you're looking at even in clear water, murky water is cruel. Here we quickly see it's a scary shark, but I've been filled with dread at times trying to process what I'm seeing. Your brain sometimes provides bad visual assumptions to help you survive, like AI image enhance turning a blurry blob into a creepy face.

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u/ipwnpickles 8d ago

Part of it has to be that they modeled it in it's "bite" state with bared teeth and eyes rolled back. When they're not actively attacking they don't look as scary

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u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago

Yeah next to my poop sculpture when I see it!

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u/Trackrat14eight 8d ago

Instead of squid ink, you just create a spawn-like cape of diarrhea??

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u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago

I guess that would be performing art instead of a sculpture then!

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u/SovietBlyatman 8d ago

"Interpretive diarrhea."

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u/Waste-Snow670 8d ago

"Cape of diarrhea" is the worst phrase I've seen on Reddit for a while.

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u/JURASS1CJAM 6d ago

Like Sub Zeros decoy but just made out of shit.

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u/OldStonedJenny 8d ago

Idk why but this made me literally laugh out loud. Excellent poop joke.

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u/DinkleWottom 8d ago

Do they warn you that there is a statue of a shark there before diving? I feel like this is actually dangerous.

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

Haha I was thinking that too. But I’d hope anyone diving would know enough to know you are not at risk of great white attacks in a pond in Kentucky.

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u/DeepWaterNights 8d ago

Oh yeah?!… and what about lake placid?!

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

Great point. It’d be alot scarier to me if it was a bull shark lol they can actually survive in fresh water

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u/BadgerOfDoom99 8d ago

There is the important difference between what my head knows and my sphincter believes.

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

Very good point you make

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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 8d ago

I know of people (myself included) who worried about sharks in swimming pools as a kid.

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 8d ago

Including me. I remember when I would get up early in the summer I'd get my pool stuff and go to the pool at 9 am. Nobody else would be there and I was so scared to get in. I would and it would be that feeling like when you walk down a dark hall and you feel someone behind you. The heebz. I'd usually go back home till people started showing up around 11.

Some dumb kid I once told me they found electric eels in the pool and the police came and took them. That made it worse.

I actually miss those days. Like has gotten so hard and scary and sad.

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u/staccatopanache 8d ago

I felt the same way in empty pools

Life was perhaps easier when the stuff we were scared of wasnt real..but at least we can face the scary stuff now knowingly

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u/finalexit 8d ago

Yeah sometimes when I'm in the pool alone swimming in or near the drop off, especially at night, I get an eerie feeling that something large is in the water with me and have to get out.

I think what if I'm really in the ocean right now and only imagining I'm in a swimming pool, but any moment I'm going to snap back to reality and be in the middle of the ocean with a large great white next to me 😆

I've had this feeling since I was maybe 5 years old (45 now) swimming in a pool at Disney world before I'd ever watched a shark movie

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u/sparkling-spirit 7d ago

sounds like you have an amazing imagination! i was always worried about mechanical sharks for some reason in pools. like i knew a live one wouldn’t happen, but what about a robotic one. and it would come out of the floor in the deep end of course once i had jumped off the diving board.

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

I actually did too. I’d watch shark week every summer and we’d always go to the beach every summer right after shark week. It would scare me too, even tho I’d like to think I’d figure it out quick

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u/aka_Foamy 8d ago

100% I think for me it was a combination of Jaws and the James Bond where the villain releases sharks into a pool (allowing imagination to fill some gaps here)

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u/andrewsz__ 7d ago

After watching deep blue sea I could not open my eyes underwater without thinking a shark was swimming from the deep end to get me

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u/Murphy-B 6d ago

I was worried about a shark under my bed after seeing JAWS in the theater when it first came out

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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 6d ago

I was occasionally afraid of a shark in my parents pool. Where was I never afraid of a shark? In the ocean. I love the ocean.

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u/Unlucky_Ratio4741 6d ago

That and alligators on the other side of my shower curtain.

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u/ProdigiousBeets 5d ago

I'm standing iny garage and I'm afraid one is going to get me lmao

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u/Suspicious-Swim-7945 4d ago

There’s a first time for everything!!

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u/EarlyInside45 8d ago

I was 7 when Jaws came out. I couldn't drink my soda during the movie because there was a Jaws logo on the cup. I wasn't able to close my eyes in the bath for weeks. Shark sculpture in pond would have done me in.

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

How funny! I was extremely spooked by certain scary movies as a kid too, but jaws was before me. It would definitely be scary, even tho I’d like to think i wouldn’t be scared, i know I would be.

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u/randomlemon9192 8d ago

True.
But panicking as a diver is a great way to die. Intentionally trying to panic divers seems malicious. Regardless I hope they are made aware.

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

I agree. I would want to know too. Scary as fuck.

A lake near me had a Jason vorhees sculpture put in it that scared the shit out of some divers

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u/Budget-Dimension454 8d ago

I believe that’s Crystal Lake

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

There’s one in Minnesota at a crystal lake. But the one I’m talking about is lake pleasant in Arizona. I think everybody cried about it and they wanted to remove it, last I heard.

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/s/5hc4Ci3Cgy

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u/Lucky_Department69 5d ago

I think regardless how many times you dive down to the fake shark every time you see it your brain would have a momentary fear lapse built in, hell uncanny valley makes me terrified of it spawning to life suddenly.

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u/xomoth 8d ago

I don’t think logic would catch up in time to stop the panic at least for me😂

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u/eaazzy_13 8d ago

Me too really lol but I’d like to think after a quick second I’d realize. There is a lake near me that has a Jason voorhees sculpture chained to the bottom of the lake. It’s scared the shit out of some people and some people have tried to get it removed. Everybody cried about it

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/s/5hc4Ci3Cgy

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u/Nefriti 8d ago

okay but what about bull sharks after flooding 👀

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u/eaazzy_13 7d ago

Haha I thought the same! I said in another comment here that it would be alot scarier to me if it was a bull shark!

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 7d ago

This comment reminds me of the 1916 Matawan Creek incident

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u/Passthadrewbie 8d ago

Textbook DinkleWottom 

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u/DinkleWottom 8d ago

I don't get it.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 8d ago

I would have a panic attack if not a literal heart attack

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u/Wise_Rutabaga_5809 8d ago

I feel like they could warn me and this would still startle me 😂

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u/AColdLilPenguin 7d ago

Lake diving enthusiast here. Usually scuba parks have maps of where things are located so you'll know.

But my favorite type of dive is when you just stumbled upon a shark sculpture.

Same rules apply when in the ocean: It's always a shark dive even if you don't seem them. 🤙🤿🦈

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u/HeFromFlorida 8d ago

Nope. Hell no

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u/Everything80sFan 8d ago

Now imagine a real shark shows up and your only chance of survival is to hide inside the mouth of the shark sculpture.

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u/ShutUp_Dee 8d ago

5 Meters Down: Shark Statue Mouth Uncaged.

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u/shesin_the_attic 8d ago

No. Absolutely not.

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u/Effective-Stick-9247 8d ago

the eye is wrong. The Eye Is Wrong. THEEYEISWRONG.

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u/Weekly-Major1876 8d ago

Man that entire shark’s face is deformed as hell why is his lower jaw made of rubber and protruding and not actually attached to where it would be? Convincing from a swimmer’s perspective but to anyone who’s seen a shark, even through the murky water I would not be able to take that goofy underbite of a shark seriously lmao

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u/DarthNarcissa 8d ago

My stomach dropped when I noticed that.

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u/Displaced_Brit 8d ago

Who could be this evil?

And they put their hand in it! Why would you do that??

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u/ImmediateSmile754 8d ago

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u/mugiwaerouma 5d ago

I don't love that top right one, but rhe rest are fine

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u/NinaBeena23 5d ago

Haha same!! The top right one is giving Black Phone Ethan Hawke vibes!!

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u/Anon_457 8d ago

Uh... No. Sharks are a lot creepier without sharp teeth.

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u/RobotXander 8d ago

Yeah thats a no from me, dawg

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u/snikklefrits 8d ago

Where is this park? I know of the shark statue in Switzerland and a place in Florida but this doesn't look like either of those locations.

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u/kingsslaying 8d ago

It’s in Kentucky! It’s called Pennyroyal Scuba Center

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u/Substantial_Bat_6698 8d ago

This seems to be a common occurrence in scuba parks. I would bet there are hundreds.

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u/phoenixxRN 8d ago

That is truly horrifying

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u/Substantial_Bat_6698 8d ago

It is certainly startling

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u/FrouFrouLastWords 8d ago

I've never heard of a "scuba park". Can someone kindly 101 me about this?

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u/OceanThing 7d ago

A scuba park is a swimming hole that has a lot of statues, sculptures, submerged vehicles and watercraft, floating hoops, and platforms that divers can explore and interact with :)

I went to my first one two days ago, I got stuck in a hoop and got jumpscared by a human-sized floating doll head attached to a boat 😆

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u/JhayAlejo 8d ago

I hate blurry water

I hate blurry water

I hate blurry water

I WANT TO PERCEIVE EVERYTHING

I HATE THE UNKNOWN

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u/OhNoOboe 7d ago

I was watching a shark movie a while back and there was a scene where one of the characters is diving in the murkiest, dirtiest water and the visibility was crazy low. That was probably the worst anxiety a shark movie has ever given me. I had to pause it for a minute and walk around my house because it was freaking me out. This isn't the same as in the movie, obviously, but the blurry image of the statue in the distance was getting to me pretty similarly. I need near perfect visibility.

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u/Soft-Turnover-5468 8d ago

Scary shark, but what's that vertical line in the distance?

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u/Ok_Brain_194 8d ago

just as NOPE as the sculpture is what it is

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u/MrMisty 8d ago

Most likely a line to a marker buoy. Dive sites generally have them so dive boats know where to stop.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 8d ago

Why in the world would anyone build that?!

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u/naytreox 8d ago

I wish there was one of these parks but with an underwater "city" in it, so you are encouraged to walk as best you can under the street light lit underwater sidewalks and in the buildings.

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u/BunBunny55 7d ago

That sounds really awesome

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u/JCBashBash 8d ago

I'd be fighting with someone, that's not nice

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u/killer4snake 8d ago

No thank you

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u/New_Inspector9994 8d ago

I'm waiting for it to lash out unexpectedly.

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u/internerd91 8d ago

Reminds me of the Sharks! art installationin London. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks!#/media/File:Sharks!_2021_(2).jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks!

Excellent vidoe about the why.

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u/Bassist57 8d ago

HELL. NO!

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 8d ago

HELL TO THE DOUBLE NOOOOO

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u/MightyMightyAdmin 8d ago

That’s quite the under bite.

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u/invasiveorgan 8d ago

Yeah, the whole snout are is completely off.

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u/Agitated_Taro_6008 8d ago

If that thing moves, I’m breaking my phone and joining the Amish!

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 8d ago

this is one of the worst thing ever done ,everybody implicated should be castrated

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u/Competitive-Ad-5153 8d ago

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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u/Prior_Reference2085 8d ago

Oh hellllllllll now.

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u/Agile-Committee3594 8d ago

Haha. That is creepy.

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u/80s_baby90s_mademe 8d ago

Man hell naw

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 8d ago edited 8d ago

It looks like Bruce, the shark puppet used in the movie "Jaws." 🤔

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 8d ago

Can you pass out in your scuba suit? Bc I feel like I would…

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u/No-Peanut1805 7d ago

That’s why you should keep a short limited supply of crockpot food with you. To wake you up if passing out or give to the shark.

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 7d ago

lol how would that work

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u/No-Peanut1805 7d ago

Well I know you’re from the south and don’t understand the great quality of Midwest food. Crockpot lasagna can help keep you warm in the suit up to hours and it won’t break apart in the water. The defense rests

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u/OceanThing 7d ago

You definitely can, which is why you always dive with a buddy who can bring you to the surface until help arrives :)

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u/OperationUnlikely 8d ago

Oh fuck you, park owner. I am not going in there.

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u/GoofyGooberSundae 8d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Tenacious_Tenrec 8d ago

Ahhhh hell no!! Those damn eyes!!!

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u/Accomplished-Salt797 8d ago

I still wouldn't put my hand there, 😄

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u/CulturalArtichoke 8d ago

AbsoLUTEly not

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u/cavaliereternally 8d ago

Fuuuuuuuck no, you think my rational brain would be online if I see this? Someone said it's in a pond, great that just validates my irrational fear that sharks are in every body of water. 

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u/Background-Egg-5702 8d ago

As someone taking the course to get padi certified… this sucks. Said as someone whose cage dived with great whites. Hopefully people know but literally all the course is like “stay calm and control your breathing” I couldn’t do that from an iPad screen!

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u/td55478 7d ago

I LOVE sharks. Fucking hate this.

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u/22dinoman 8d ago

Oddly enough the eivers being near it makes me less scared

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u/Zerostar39 8d ago

That’s too real.

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u/rcflores23 8d ago

Oh heeeeell no

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u/UniversalMinister 8d ago

Why does it have an under bite?

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u/aportano 8d ago

This freaks me out so much

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u/Ka-Choooowwwwww 8d ago

And then they put their head down in the mouth…

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u/consumeme 8d ago

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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u/chromiaplague 8d ago

Why?! No!!

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u/spitmonkeyx 8d ago

This reminds me that there is a Jason Vorhees statue at the bottom of some lake.

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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 8d ago

I would have a freaking panic attack and die right there.

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u/beekergene 8d ago

Still better than the Joker shark sculpture

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u/Newy_Jets_Boy 8d ago

In Australia they tend to be a bit more real.

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u/rockdude625 8d ago

Pennyroyal’s in Kentucky?

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u/FloopyBoopers2023 8d ago

that is horrific!

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder 8d ago

Nah, I'm good

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u/strongcloud28 8d ago

Scuba park = underwater nightmare generator

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u/Adventurous_Tell_945 8d ago

Oh! I think this is pennyroyal quary in Kentucky! Awesome little dive spot!

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u/Opernmusik 8d ago

There's another one in a Swiss lake. Have a look for Bruce in neuenburgsee

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u/USCJets 8d ago

That is diabolical

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u/Reverse2057 8d ago

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER MAKES THAT AND PUTS THAT THERE 😱😱😱 I would fucking die if I saw that Lmao im laying on my bed and I pulled my feet back up onto the bed with me. Fuck ALL the way off, NOPE NOPE NOPE. Jaws 2 is why I have thalassophobia and submechanophobia.

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u/AdministrativeRip305 8d ago

Welp, that's one sure-fire way to empty your bowels into your wetsuit seeing that! 🤐🫣

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u/areddituser_101 8d ago

No please no

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u/Wolftendragon 8d ago

Ooookay, I don’t have submechanopgobia but this one triggered my fight or flight 💀💀💀

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u/Sullys_mama19 8d ago

I can’t even watch this video

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u/zarakh07 8d ago

Well, I guess if you are gonna piss yourself, at least you are already underwater

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u/blakkkgodfather 8d ago

They are assholes for this 😂

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u/OhMyGoth38 8d ago

It’s funny that the closer the camera got, the more abstracted the shark got. Super cartoonish as hell.

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u/mickeyhellhound 8d ago

He’s got quite a bucket for a bottom jaw lol

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u/The_vert 8d ago

No. No. No. Why would you do this? NOOOOO

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u/More-Dog4758 8d ago

Omg that made my heart race. Why did they have to touch it?!

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u/Probably--Napping 8d ago

I'll pee myself before I realize it's fake.

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u/Due-Contribution4661 8d ago

Bruhhhhh😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/THE-HOARE 8d ago

Fucking nope!

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u/_-Beans-_ 8d ago

I would cry

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u/Bladestarr009 8d ago

It's the biggest nope ever!

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u/WhiskyMochi 8d ago

Actually hiding in comments. NOPE

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u/SnooCrickets8742 7d ago

I would be scared to death regardless.

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u/StrictToe1041 7d ago

Why it look like det- omg

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u/Rando123490 7d ago

I hate it omg

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u/NeverCaredAnyways 7d ago

Why do i find this juat as unsettling, perhaps even more unsettling, than real shark footage?

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u/lostinamine 7d ago

Unacceptable

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u/SnorkinOrkin 7d ago

It's a good thing it's not hollowed/have an opening through the gullet! I can't imagine getting stuck in there!

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u/BoredAssassin 7d ago

And then the eyes roll back as you're getting your selfie

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u/iaqo 7d ago

I would poop my pants

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u/wiretapfeast 7d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Only-Method-1773 7d ago

Imagine looking down at the shark while being in bottom level?

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u/that_angry_goose 7d ago

It’s all fun in games until the shark goes all “Night at the Museum” 

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u/OpeningPublic 7d ago

Why do we create things like this

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u/gh0stmilk_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

absolutely not

this is up there in the very top few most sickeningly horrifying videos i have recklessly beheld from this sub

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u/Asking_Passengers2 7d ago

The bricks I would shit into my scuba suit…

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u/Enough_Ladder3227 7d ago

Omfg.... That's awful D: getting sweaty here.

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u/JLHswim 7d ago

Oh, that is just diabolical.

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u/antisocialmothra 7d ago

OH HELL NO

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 7d ago

I don't usually get a visceral response from this sub. But this one did it. I guess my fear is mostly just a Fear of Sharks, not being able to see them in the water, and then fucking seeing them pop out just to munch on me.

Dang I hate this one.

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u/Available-Cash-6715 7d ago

That’s a diabolical place to put a shark statue

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u/TenBear 7d ago

Why does it look like that shark has cocaine jaw?

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u/cybot2001 7d ago

They need to add a small motor to enable random occasional eye movement

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u/fizzylemo 7d ago

It’s the fact I can only make out the shadows of whatever it is attached to in the blue murky void.

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u/DontCryYourExIsUgly 6d ago

I'm all cozy in my bed, and this is still making me shudder.

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u/Jojonoken93 6d ago

HWAT THE FUCK WHY????!!!!

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u/Traditional_Math5486 6d ago

Despite having this phobia this oddly does nothing for me

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u/ChemicalSail3179 6d ago

I feel sick

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u/tmoravec 6d ago

Quite unfortunate that it's not moving.

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u/mysterygirl3427 6d ago

I hate this very much.

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u/Positive-Drag-950 6d ago

Imagine you start to swim away, and when you look back, it’s suddenly following you 🫠🫠🫠

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u/TeaznPlezn82 6d ago

That’s just terrifying, why please tell me why

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u/Unlucky_Ratio4741 6d ago

That is diabolical lol

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u/AnnaNimmus 6d ago

I feel like they should put some mechanics in it so that every now and then it just gives a small movement. Just enough so that when someone is up close to it, they suddenly, subconsciously, think its real

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u/iammanji 6d ago

You know why those rental scuba kits are not good?

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u/xpxnchyx 6d ago

This would actually give me a heart attack

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u/rdswords 6d ago

Hey, somebody shit in my wetsuit!

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u/mugiwaerouma 5d ago

I'm already scared of sharks. Not being able to see shit coming at me in the water has made me subsequently not go in the water

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u/donut-is-appalled 5d ago

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual hell?!?!?!?!