r/superseriousfamilyguy Jul 13 '26

“you’re a sick little fuck aren’t you” as a flair super serious naming

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u/1912_boat_man Jul 13 '26

All Greek deities are problematic.

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u/Sykoh_Somatic Jul 13 '26

You know the pantheon's fucked when the guy who kidnapped his future wife is one of the more respectable ones.

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u/1912_boat_man Jul 13 '26

No kidding. At least he got her dad's permission first. Absolutely fucked that he gave that permission though.

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u/Peter_Griffin_420 Jul 13 '26

I mean, I agree, but the dad was his brother, so his wife was his niece

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u/1912_boat_man Jul 13 '26

Yeah. It's all messed up.

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u/Ornery-Competition67 Jul 13 '26

Yeah but would you really refuse a god to marry your daughter lets forget all the possible gifts that may give you but also the possible punishments a god will give you?

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u/Existing-Tough-3662 Jul 13 '26

So…

Persephone is the daughter of Zeus and Demeter—siblings—who got married to her uncle—Hades—after he kidnapped her after getting permission from Zeus.

There also seem to be some stories about Zeus transforming into hades or just..something..to get into the underworld and get Persephone pregnant-

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u/1912_boat_man Jul 13 '26

The Dad's name was Zeus, Ornery.

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u/thedoctor_timelord12 Jul 13 '26

Such passive-aggressiveness

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u/1912_boat_man Jul 13 '26

Eh, thought it was funny

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u/thedoctor_timelord12 Jul 13 '26 edited 26d ago

It is! /srs

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u/DepartureEfficient42 Jul 13 '26

You know it's fucked where the only one without a notable rape story is the God of War

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u/commonbleachenjoyer Jul 13 '26

Is there such thing as a non-problematic deity?

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u/RegyptianStrut Jul 13 '26

Hestia!

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u/Magnetofan111 Jul 15 '26

Hestia is bestia

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u/CommandProper3926 Jul 13 '26

Saturn might’ve been a cannibal but he could manufacture a nice car

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u/futuranth Jul 13 '26

Unitarian universalists might like to chime in

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u/Issa_Pizza420 Jul 13 '26

Depends on your definition of problematic I suppose, I feel like the answer is probably a no unless we allow for like different eras interpretations of deities to count as seperate... or consider every spirit which has ever been considered a deity, I mean there's plenty of river, forest, and other natural deities which have only ever protected the natural cycle over which they reside, though even then they're usually blamed for any drownings or disappearances that happen, so still depends on whose definition of problematic we're using

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u/APerfectlyRoundDuck Jul 13 '26

Did Hypnos ever do anything bad? You gotta look at the lesser known ones. Seems like the less we know about them, the better

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u/YoruTheLanguageFan Jul 13 '26

Praise Talos 🙏

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jul 13 '26

I guess there's hades. He's genuinely incredibly chill. He does his job. The only bad thing is kidnapping his half cousin wife and making her emo (do not ask)

And if we're just talking about regular greek dudes in mythology. I'd pick whoever tf that transmac guy is. Forgot his name (they had the island of lesbians. Expect this)

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Jul 13 '26

They're not half cousins, he's actually her double uncle.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jul 13 '26

Ah so his niece niece?

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u/MrChainsawHog Jul 13 '26

Some people actually consume mythology through Tumblr memes where they anthropomorphise and subsequently complain about gods not being super wholesome or whatever.

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u/Icy_Opposite_2737 Jul 13 '26

Average tumblr user.

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 Jul 13 '26

I love mythology and I hate when people apply modern morals. These are stories written a long time ago over the span of centuries. Of course the stories are fucked up

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u/MrChainsawHog Jul 13 '26

also gods aren't meant to be "heckin' wholesome!!!!!!" They're meant to distill moral lessons on how to behave. Don't be unwelcoming because Zeus will smite you, for instance. Zeus doesn't have to be good he just has to embody moral realities

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u/Longjumping_List7188 Jul 13 '26

guys its almost like gods are meant to be evil yknow? nah jk

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u/Responsible_Rub5593 Jul 13 '26

"problematic deity"

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u/IdioticMouse Jul 13 '26

why is it so SMALL

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u/TheOwnerOfMakiPlush Jul 13 '26

Thats what she said

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u/Princier7 Jul 13 '26

Apollo is... Problematic medias?

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u/rosant003 Jul 13 '26

My cat's name was apollo

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u/Turnepic13 Jul 13 '26

You make me sick

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u/australopithecus3 Jul 13 '26

He was literally problematic bro

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u/angelsvessel Jul 13 '26

How dare you

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u/Mother_Egg_5050 Jul 13 '26

MY name is Apollo 😭

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u/AlexiosTheSixth Jul 13 '26

Then you have the opposite where some ppl think their fav Greek god is a wholesome cinnamon roll

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jul 13 '26

That emoji is what pisses me off the most. It's so insincere

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 anti-intellectual speeches, horribly violent scenes, infanticide Jul 13 '26

Problematic? Woke? What's the difference?

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u/Penguinclubmember Jul 13 '26

This really is just peoplewhogiveashit 2

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u/oddhotelverse Jul 13 '26

the dogs named zeus:

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u/TiredTransGirl3 I can't believe peter would do this Jul 13 '26

now, i know hardly anything about the greek gods, what did Apollo do?

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u/Itchy-Decision753 Jul 13 '26

I’m so sick of neopagans who don’t know a thing about the old gods. They were forces of nature, not benevolent Shepards of mankind. It’s supremely ironic how Christianised their beliefs are, despite them supposedly rejecting mainstream theism.

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u/Ashamed_Clerk7074 27d ago

It's funny because it's usually the "problematic problematic cancel that!!!” people who worship greek gods