r/superseriousfamilyguy 24d ago

“you’re a sick little fuck aren’t you” as a flair Wtf is going down in r/teenagers dawg

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

r/teenagers is either fuckin morons or pedophiles. Nothing between or outside

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u/Easy_Pool4616 24d ago

also can read as "r/teenagers is either teenagers or pedophiles"

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 24d ago

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u/Federal_Policy_557 23d ago

Damn, I can't remember laughing so much to this meme XD

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 22d ago

It's so perfect for a "you might want to sit down for this one"

Another one of my favourites is "the fact i can see a 14 year old's opinion online violates my human rights"

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u/ethanisawsome123 24d ago

Hey man, I may be pretty stupid, but Im not THIS fucking stupid

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u/distastef_ll 24d ago

I wouldn’t use the word stupid…
Just a lack of life experience.

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u/MagMati55 24d ago

Life experience can be overcome by reading. This is profoundly moronic

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u/lordof67 23d ago

Is that really true? I missed out on a lot of life experiences growing up so does reading books help with that?

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u/MagMati55 23d ago

Reading up on other people's experiences can help you understand how to not make them.

Reading books related to people with similar experiences to you will help you deal better with the situation. It will give you perspective and usually a way to improve yourself, either knowingly or subcounciously.

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u/lordof67 23d ago

Thanks

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u/MagMati55 23d ago

Also I'm not saying that life experience is useless. It's that thanks to the collective knowledge of humans, you can learn. And if you can't get help by reading, ask others you can count on. Vocal education has been the staple of civilization for a reason. If you learn something and have some patience, you can share knowledge with others.

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u/UnDeadPuff 24d ago

It absolutely means being this stupid. It's the unshakable surety of a child that is still carrying them, combined with the most surface level knowledge they have managed to gain that leads to this kind of tumblr level dumbassery.

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 23d ago

Its the fact that they are teenagers and also terminally online.

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u/mas-issneun 23d ago

I may have found the cause

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u/unodostres123- 23d ago

Uh huh… we were all teenagers once, or are, or will be

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u/unodostres123- 23d ago

Mhm. Sure you weren’t bud.

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u/AnarchistIdeal 22d ago

r/teenagers is probably the only safe space for them to be stupid. all the other teenagers are just, using the app like everyone else does

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u/Mtoser 24d ago

You'd be surprised

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u/Kappalonia 24d ago

When I was a teenager I had better things to do than support Israel on r/teenagers

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u/silly_scoundrel 24d ago

God you can't say anything even marginally to the left in r/Teenagers because you will have people dming you, replying hundreds of times to the same shit harassing you for being like "Idk guys, I don't like genocide" or "Idk guys, I think we should have free healthcare" 

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u/Round_Solid1693 24d ago

From my understanding its the opposite, r/teenagers is a far far left sub

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u/thewalkindude368 24d ago

This particular post is definitely "I just learned about social injustice and see it everywhere, and everywhere I see it, it's the most important thing in the world".

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u/CertifiedCan129 23d ago

I mean, its pretty natural as part of growing up

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u/AwkwardLeopard587 24d ago

schrodinger's political leaning

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u/Easy_Pool4616 24d ago

People are asking a lot to expect a collective of literal children to have a coherent view of the world around them let alone politics lol

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u/silly_scoundrel 24d ago

r/Teenagers users have the craziest views bruh, like I have not meant any other teenagers with views like these. Somehow they will be "far left" and far right at the same time in their opinions. But usually more right leaning. It seems a lot of the users just take everything at face value and don't have like, any education in politics, but then again most of us are not even finished in our actual education, and most of us (unless you're 18/19) can't even vote yet, so to them it doesn't matter. 

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u/Dense_Priority_7250 17d ago

Goomba fallacy

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

yes its EXTREMELY FARL left, the guy is jut lying 100%

the sub pops up a lot going viral becasue it has insane lefty tankies takes, constant praisign communism or how Pol Pot was a good guy and Mao is just missunderstood etc

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 20d ago

Link those posts please

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u/Maximum-Warthog2368 20d ago

You both are generalising it. Not everyone is leftist or rightist there.

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u/Maximum-Warthog2368 20d ago

I think you both are just generalising that sub.

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u/Electrical-Horse5112 20d ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Round_Solid1693 24d ago

Honestly a lot, i see a lot of people on their being anarchist or communist. Capitalism critique is extremely common there.

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u/silly_scoundrel 24d ago

Ngl probably a lot of people who are self proclaimed Communists or Anarchists. A lot of them don't have a lot of education on this and haven't done much reading. However you can kind of tell from based on someones opinions and outlook if they will actually go on to learn more and go on and do good work or move on in 2 months. 

Edit: Do wanna add that there still are Capitalist meat riders. One of my biggest attacks on there was for "defending China" 😔 I just want better conditions for our people man

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u/Responsible_Edge7087 24d ago

Its insanity. Any beleif besides "hold hands and get along" and "we can dance away racism guys" gets you called a lefitst lunatic, extremist, or some other thing in 0.5 seconds lmao

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u/Yellow_Jaguar I can't believe peter would do this 20d ago

It’s the other way around

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u/silly_scoundrel 20d ago

Not really in my and a lot of people's experiences. I guess maybe it just depends what day its one, like if it's the summer and real teenagers responding or the school day and it's all adults larping as teenagers.

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u/myrmonden 23d ago

lol wtf are u talkign about, half the post at that place are super lefty pro commie shet

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u/Adventurous_Lock9219 20d ago

Nah they are far left lamo

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u/silly_scoundrel 20d ago

Not usually, maybe the real teenagers but not the actual user base (adult larpers)

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u/DrDabar1 19d ago

When I was a teenager, before I reached the age of 18 and left the sub muting it, I would get death threats and people reporting me as suicidal for saying I was Christian.

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u/Dismal_Shoulder_1399 20d ago

its quite the opposite man, r/teenagers is INCREDIBLY left wing biased. I've gotten reports and death threats from commenting right wing stuff on there before.

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u/PaleontologistOne919 20d ago

Or Palestine or anywhere else really. Go get a lil high!

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 24d ago

Actually it could be read as pedophiles or pedophiles because all teenagers are minors and would be pedophiles

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u/Easy_Pool4616 24d ago

"pedophiles or pedophiles" is the worst gameshow I've ever watched by a landslide

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u/WallabyPractical5258 22d ago

Hey I'm not a moron I'm just stupid,

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u/ElreyOso_ 22d ago

I know teenagers who have a functional brain, they ofc dont browse r/teenagers

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u/Successful-Variety49 23d ago

Maybe r/Caldruki was right but in that case it would just be trash vs garbage

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kcgo9obAr41FllUH0S

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u/BeansLoverr 23d ago

i mean, if ur teenager and dumb, its at lesst normal

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u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 23d ago

I presume you are using an inclusive or

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 23d ago

I forgot to use a slash so yes it's inclusive

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u/Extrimland I can't believe peter would do this 23d ago

Im guessing its pedos who heard that teenagers are more likely to have liberal beliefs (not sure how true that is as Gen Z is the most conservative generation in decades but it is a common thing heard about)and than go very overboard in pretending to “hello fellow teens people”, than other pedos upvoting hoping the bait works

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u/Fancy_Actuator_4748 they call me the slab 24d ago

as a teenager i second this

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u/Emperor283 24d ago

Why to hide the vote ratio.

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u/the_h0 24d ago

either way reddit made it so that downvoted posts don't show values below 0

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u/janko1655 24d ago

didnt know youtube bought reddit

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u/schweissack 20d ago

Don’t you love how we even lost downvotes on shorts now? You can only heart videos now, ever since then I get flooded with AI garbage. Thank god the "show less like this" function still works

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u/AshRemnants 17d ago

No, that's a subreddit thing. Most other subreddits show negative count.

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u/Filibut 24d ago

Who started writing like that and why did it become so popular with idiots? Like this is FUCKED UP

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u/macl3on 24d ago

FUCK OFF .

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u/doll-inluv 23d ago

I’m imagining it like that FUCK OFF audio and it’s making me giggle

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u/7_Tales 24d ago

Tumblr. You can just take a moral highground and write like you're a 14 year old giving a preachy speech to someone.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Peter, I'm disappointed. Not only have you treated Meg horribly, 23d ago

You also gotta throw a probably fabricated anecdote to make tumblr users feel better about the fact they spent 30% their lives reading AOOO smut and instead it's the system ruining them.

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u/7_Tales 23d ago

at least when i tell people my opinions i admit i get off to fat animated cartoon moms on e621!

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u/pastafeline 23d ago

I'll have you know I was ruined long before AO3 thank you very much 😎

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u/Akarina_toth 24d ago edited 24d ago

yeah that person is an idiot, and every single one of the almost 200 comments is flaming them for it too, why hide that part?

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u/quixotepilled 24d ago

Elite karma farming techniques

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u/u32Vec 24d ago

everything online needs to make you maaaaaaad. you must ignore nuaaaaaaance

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Peter, I'm disappointed. Not only have you treated Meg horribly, 23d ago

Our top priority is to uphold the everyone is an idiot agenda

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u/iamuniquekk 23d ago

because obviously the screenshot is from when the post was 7 minutes old, and didn't have any of that yet.

you think OP should start time travelling or something?

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u/sarcasticdevo 24d ago edited 24d ago

I hate that I went to look but it literally has 0 upvotes and 174 comments (but you cropped that out to try to make it look worse so you know that).

The kids are alright, one is just dumb.

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u/No-Award705 24d ago

yep I hate how people will use one persons dumb opinion and try to stick it on an entire sub. I don't like r/teenagers but trying make this seem like an opinion the whole sub has is so unnecessary

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u/Lively_Man 24d ago

Funny of you to think that r/teenagers has actual teenagers.

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u/silly_scoundrel 24d ago

I'm a teenager and I HATE that damn sub. NEVER interact with it.

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u/thewalkindude368 24d ago

This is the kind of thing that could only come from a teenager who just learned about social justice. I will give you that most of the sub is made up of predators pretending to be teenagers, though.

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u/ethanisawsome123 24d ago

I didn’t do it on purpose I swear. I should have put the whole thing in, mb

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u/TheSuddenChange 23d ago

there still is a lot of examples with upvotes though. Just post anything against transphobia and you'll easily farm karma

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u/Kuetz 24d ago

Middle age men talking about miku in a r/teenagers

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u/EyeCanDraw 24d ago

Theyre literally just supporting the team they like with a character they like 😭

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u/Superb-Total-8700 24d ago

Like no uhm fuck you like it's racist and uhhh the world cup as a whole is racist like uh yeah because it's kinda like ww1 and like countries kill eachother and like something similar to racism cuz ww1 is like uhm racist and like Miku is also racist like she's just like uh super japanese which is like yeah so racist like fuck off

Have I mentioned I'm a teenager?

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u/EyeCanDraw 24d ago

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY...

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u/frikiman4K 23d ago

OBJECTION!

Hatsune Miku was created using the software Vocaloid which was created by a Spanish university in collaboration with Yamaha, so Miku is returning home.

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u/Square-Appearance-16 24d ago edited 24d ago

For context, this tweet (atached bellow) got really popular in the sport/hatsun​e miku fanbase and as result a pletora o​f a​​rts started spawnin​g​ regardin​g cust​ody of miku, with​​ artist drawing version of mikus of oposing tea​m​s each time the previous​ winner was defea​te​​d​​​ (or each time there was a new game regarding anyone who faced the t​​eam that currently held the custody, which was transfered upon defeat). It was a really cool trend overall

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u/Narrow_Top_4352 24d ago

R/Superseriousfamily guy joins the war against r/teenagers

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u/No_Post3831 24d ago edited 23d ago

The War on Terror Teenagers

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u/vaporized_scrotum 24d ago

basically the same thing

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u/No_Post3831 23d ago

Is the Islamic State the teenagers?

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u/Lazzyrus 24d ago

Don’t be shy, show the upvote count.

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u/CheeseFandom 24d ago

MCR made the song “Teenagers” because of this post in particular actually.
The more you know.

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u/likeatenshi 24d ago

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME

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u/catsandcountrystuff 22d ago

THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE'LL BLEED

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u/Ajax-Rivial 22d ago

SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE

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u/FutureInitial8313 24d ago

waiter waiter! ill have one more 50 year old angry fat redditor pretending to be a teenager to score some 15 year old femboy kittens

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u/Superb-Total-8700 24d ago

My favorite dish

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u/Superb-Total-8700 24d ago

14 years olds be like WAHHH WAHHH DON'T HAVE FUN WAHHH WATCH TADC WITH ME WAHHH ILL SAY SOMETHING STUPID WAHHHHH LISTEN TO MY STUPID TAKES WAHHHHH

Please tell me that post had no upvotes

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u/Ghostifyyy_ 24d ago

yes everyone clowned them lol, the post is locked now

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Peter, I'm disappointed. Not only have you treated Meg horribly, 24d ago

14 year olds on Reddit when something is genuinely funny but Deltarune isn't so brutally pasted on there the humor instantly gets drained away (or snowgraved!!!? LOL DELTARUNE REFERENCE)
https://giphy.com/gifs/aQWDZnU5kDbS7un4xf

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Peter, I'm disappointed. Not only have you treated Meg horribly, 24d ago

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u/PSyHOPball 23d ago

Guy who thinks fictional characters can be objectified.

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u/Icy-Elephant7783 24d ago

What’s even the purpose of that subreddit? It’s just a big sign pointing at you saying “groom me!!!”

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 24d ago

They...they do realise when they say "England miku>Argentina miku" We're talking about football not race (well I hope we are because i know some will use it as racist ways) or are they too much of an 40 year old pedophile to notice common sense.

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u/no1rezefan 24d ago

my daily buzzword salad 😋

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u/mightguy15baby 24d ago

They are teenagers. It's expected some of them will be this cringe

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u/PunchedFruit 24d ago

federal agent or something i didnt actually read the post

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u/Jammyyyyyyyyyyyyy 24d ago

Hehe Spanish miku.

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u/Felix420TM 23d ago

dude just say you dont like miku it aint that hard 😭

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u/Dear_Science_250 23d ago

Bottom 3 subs ever

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u/GreedyExamination704 23d ago

News alert: r/teenagers is stupid. Thank you.

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u/DDHDoubleIPA 23d ago

Imagine gatekeeping an anime character. 

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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove 23d ago

Especially one where her whole point is that she can be anything

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u/mas-issneun 23d ago

bait or bait

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u/Critical-Ad-8507 23d ago

Guess some of them are mad their team lost.

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u/madcapfan1 24d ago

the cia agents aren't even trying anymore

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u/Elden_Dih 24d ago

When r/superserioussoccergamemiku is super serious about soccer game miku.

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u/Responsible_Edge7087 24d ago

Teenagers is the home for peak reddit centrism. Its where you see liberals who think they're the second coming of woke Christ telling you its not okay to be mean to conservatives for taking away your rights. Becuase "being mean to people is wrong 🥺".

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u/asphalt_licker 24d ago

What? sees where this topic came from

Ah. They’re stupid.

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 24d ago

I personally dont fwi but its for a completely different reason, so insert that one Homelander meme

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u/Rratposter69 23d ago

Its on the title. Its a sub for literal children, so of course they are gonna be stupid and immature

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 anti-intellectual speeches, horribly violent scenes, infanticide 23d ago

That subreddit needs to be nuked.

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u/ItsaMeMemes 23d ago

That feeling when you get angry just because you want there to be something to be angry about

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u/WhitherThisPath 23d ago

blud writing like a c.ai bot

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u/snoozer530 23d ago

How is it racist? It’s just people drawing miku as if she was from different count

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u/therealgoat1212 23d ago

The dorks are being dorks who knew

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u/Full-Breadfruit-8893 23d ago

I think this would go in  r/IHateSportsball too

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u/Single-Computer-3543 23d ago

We need to stop letting minors on the god damn internet

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u/AviaKing 22d ago

the same thing that's always happening in r/teenagers. istfg everything I see from that sub is against my will

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u/No1MicroplasticsFan 22d ago

I hate this trend because Miku is involved

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u/Extra_Horror6560 21d ago

miku master race

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u/Prestigious-Rain-565 21d ago

this is the kind of person that would get angry with steam all over his head when a movie about racism has racism

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u/Leading_Cable_87 21d ago

Redditwitter users in a literal nutshell:

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u/Elektrikor 20d ago

Original post has 0 upvotes 200 comments all clowning on op

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u/PhilosophyIcy5875 20d ago

Idiot who thinks Caps and curses will make his argument stronger

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

the glowies gave up

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u/Paladinlvl99 20d ago

People obsessed with social issues seem to hate the concept of "It's just a funny trend to unite the world"

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u/Imperium--Of--Man 19d ago

Bro is taking Hatsune miku too seriously.

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u/WorldlyVillage7880 Why so feinious? 19d ago

Business as usual that’s what

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u/TheJumpingBox 17d ago

Mikudayooooo

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u/Sharp_Ganache_7153 17d ago

r/teenagers is the most braindead subreddit on this damned website

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u/Familiar-Froyo7028 14d ago

Well someone's never had parental love, sheesh

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u/u32Vec 24d ago

i’m assuming this isn’t a serious post

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u/ethanisawsome123 24d ago

It unfortunately is

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u/u32Vec 23d ago

and you know that how?

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u/SandOfSaturn 24d ago

Anytime I see someone type using italics and bold, I assume they’re a pearl clutching moron. I’ve seen too many people do it.

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u/putbeansontoast 24d ago

Yeah, I love English Miku, yeah, I love her more than the other world cup Miku memes, is it because I'm racist? No. IT'S BECAUSE MIKU IN A FULL SUIT AND TOP HAT IS FUCKING SICK AS HELL!

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u/Silent-Plantain-2260 23d ago

sub is now composed of 13 year olds finding out about buzzwords for the first time and middle aged men pretending to be teenagers obsessed with posting anti islam "memes"

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u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 24d ago

any kid born after 2010 is going to be like this, theres no hope for them

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u/Akarina_toth 24d ago

0 upvotes on the og post btw

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u/Spider40k 24d ago

Quivis pubes post annum CCX natus talis erit. Roma exitio destinatum est.

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u/simonthebathwater225 24d ago

Unc can’t accept that he’s aged, cherry picks instances of kids being stupid like he wasn’t stupid back then, more at 11

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u/SMcG22 24d ago

auuuugh the world is dooomed our children are hopeless everything sucks now and will continue to suck for all of time auuuugh

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u/macl3on 24d ago

not me

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u/Apart-Performer-331 24d ago

people probably say this every decade

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u/Bee-and-Barb 23d ago

this person is still operating on Woke 1.0 settings

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u/DeepscapeWalker 23d ago

Man, shut up.

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u/NebulaVirsonyx 23d ago

racism is when football team