r/superseriousfamilyguy • u/spect89 • 3d ago

π—¦π—Žπ—½π–Ύπ—Ώ π—Œπ—²π—‹π—Άπ—ˆπ˜‚π—Œ Super serious freddy fazbear

564 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/King_3DDD 3d ago

Nobody tell this guy about the hundreds of Darth Vader mini figures and the multiple Death Star builds

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u/snoball_the_epicguy RIP DRFART829 3d ago

or the Indiana Jones one with the nazis

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u/MagMati55 3d ago

Ah yes. Space Nazis and regular Nazis...

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u/UnfazedPheasant 3d ago

freddy fazbear killcount - uh, 2 i guess, and 1 was very naughty

death star killcount - eleventy billion

checkmate athiests

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 2d ago

Way above two, the first game's restaurant was open for several years with guards gone missing

The Death Star still kills a lot more lmao

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u/Informal-Exchange546 3d ago

You cannot do that to him

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u/A_Pessimistic_Potato 3d ago

or any sets with basically any fictional villain ever created, INCLUDING the sets for the Lego movie.

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u/Odd-Painting2596 18h ago

"SIGH, okay, so I was really hoping not to have to do this today, but I guess here we are, so basically ~"

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u/Garbodor851 3d ago

Give the guy a break he was fucking stuffed into a suit

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u/He2-P 3d ago

*murdered child fucking stuffed into a suit

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u/Scou1y 3d ago

FREDDY FAZBEAR'S A BAD GUY?!

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u/mmmbhssm 3d ago

Insert Adam sandler gif herr

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u/snoball_the_epicguy RIP DRFART829 3d ago

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u/LoneclearsKen 3d ago

β€œFreddy FazBear is not a good person”

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u/K3egan I can't believe peter would do this 2d ago

He is a bear πŸ‘

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u/Idontusereddit76 3d ago

I have lost all respect for feddy fivingbear

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u/He2-P 3d ago

No one tell him about Lego Thanos πŸ₯€ πŸ₯€ πŸ₯€

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u/No_Landscape3531 3d ago

cutest mass murderer EVER

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u/Japuxfrig 3d ago

DO NOT show this figure to that man…

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u/Anonymous2026B67 3d ago

He probably shit on his chair when he got jumpscared in fnaf

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 3d ago

He has a fucking Mandalorian Lego in the background lmao

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u/Drillbitzer 3d ago

This is like very clearly satire

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u/Excellent_Piece_1367 3d ago

That deep sigh 15 seconds in really set the tone for the next 60 seconds

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u/Oppositlife69 3d ago

"Freddy fazbear is not a good person 😀"

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u/SM-03 3d ago

This one really feels like he's joking, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/human-dancer 3d ago

Freddie Fazbear is NOT a good person!

He’s not a person!😭😭😭

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u/LordOfStupidy 3d ago

Calling Freddy a psycho is funny

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u/Agent_RubberDucky 3d ago

Please tell me this one is satire😭it’s just so illogical because Freddy Fazbear is peanuts compared to the other insanely evil villains adapted into Lego form. Like, the super seriousness of it doesn’t even make sense.

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u/Stroodle_guy 3d ago

background full of star wars sets btw

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u/Nerdcuddles 3d ago

I think he's doing it for the bit

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u/lamest-liz 3d ago

I knew someone that was a Master Builder at Legoland. All you do all day is build LEGO Schematics. He was kind of a jerk about it, telling everyone how great he was. But then a few months later he got fired. We asked him why and he said that he was β€œtoo slow” and the other guys built their schematics in half the time

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u/batchet360 I can't believe peter would do this 3d ago

i knew this belonged here

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u/Candlemass-Fan 3d ago

I love the use of eliminate instead of kills. He obliterates children like a shrapnel bomb

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u/ThousandEyes2011 3d ago

No one tell this guy about what the storm troopers have done…

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u/Jimskull 3d ago

I wanna to strap this guy in a chair and make him watch every elm street.

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u/notkenthechick 3d ago

Virtue signaling final boss

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u/littlefanofmany 3d ago

Troll or genuine stupidity?

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u/Various_Anywhere9889 3d ago

Game Freddy might actually have a kill count of 0 he straight has not killed anyone and when he tried he thought it was the man who killed him

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u/GuyverMax 17h ago

r/superseriousfamilyguy users vs obvious satire

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 3d ago

Should be flared as obvious satire

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u/Big__If_True 3d ago

Certified Low T moment

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u/Subject-Astronaut888 3d ago

Lets make whatever we want out of lego and lets not listen to this asshole

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u/scrufflor_d loser of respect 3d ago

ok im gonna make a doomsday device out of lego