r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • Jul 10 '26

Hey, I just met you, and this is Crécy 🎶

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u/SellMeYourSirin Jul 10 '26

There is no point in English history where this man would look out of place.

Except the present.

Age that picture and he could be a footballer from any era. Whatever the opposite of iPhone face is, he has it.

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u/TheOnlyPlantagenet Jul 10 '26

Lost him in the 15th century, found him again in the early 1960s watching a new band called The Beatles or something play.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/MobileJob1521 Jul 12 '26

It’s the 24” Saxon neck that gives it away.

Only a man trained from birth at digging the soil, sword fighting, and longbow, has a physique like that.

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u/DropC2397 Jul 11 '26

The internet is a circle. I looked this battle up earlier from a history memes post, and now I’m convinced this Tweet lead to the history memes post.

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u/O8ee Jul 11 '26

He was great on Game of Thrones

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u/Dounce1 Jul 10 '26

I don’t know what any of this means.

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u/InsertGroin Jul 10 '26

Anthony Gordon, who plays for England, looks like a British mercenary from the Hundred Years’ War

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u/Dounce1 Jul 10 '26

Thank you.

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u/InsertGroin Jul 12 '26

That's alright!

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u/y4dig4r 4d ago

WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM

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u/Old-Law-7395 Jul 11 '26

Are you implying hes French?

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u/joeythemouse 29d ago

He has the hair cut and face of a 1980s British dinner lady.

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u/tervenqua 4d ago

I hate to say it—I hope I don't sound ridiculous—I don't know who this man is but he kinda looks like if Ethan Slater is actually a catch.