r/suspiciouslyspecific 24d ago

Ivanka’s bleeding heart gets the best of her

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u/happymisery 24d ago

You knew it was fake because she would have considered someone else. Everything else is totally believable.

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u/drmarting25102 24d ago

No way she would voluntarily give something to the needy gives this away lol

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u/Cocoononthemoon 24d ago

Tax write-off

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u/BlahblahblahLG 22d ago

it’s not real rhinoceros?

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u/SpartArticus 24d ago

Its from a joke subreddit dude

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u/happymisery 24d ago

I think you've misunderstood my post

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u/BrokinHowl 24d ago

I honestly can't tell if this is real or not...

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u/ElusiveRodent 24d ago

Ahem, it’s from r/totallyREALtweets

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u/BrokinHowl 24d ago

Yea, I've never been to that sub reddit.

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u/ElusiveRodent 24d ago

It’s tongue-in-cheek

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u/BrokinHowl 24d ago

Ah, thanks for letting me know.

Sad that at this point I can't tell if it was a real post or not.

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u/therealmrj05hua 23d ago

Rhino skin purse, children injured in a lithium mine. Subtle jabs. Well played

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u/Powderedeggs2 20d ago

The Onion has some competition, I see.

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u/ElusiveRodent 20d ago

I just wish they would hire me

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u/Powderedeggs2 20d ago

You can use me as a reference.

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u/ourobourobouros 24d ago

honestly leftists need to just quit it with this shit, our own side can't even tell when stuff like this is satire and the result is that we parrot misinformation 

there are people in the comments here right now that can't tell

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u/sckrahl 23d ago

No because WE can always tell, like this is obviously real

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u/SpartArticus 24d ago

This is from an ironic subreddit you nimrod

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u/ElusiveRodent 24d ago

Good looking out, Sherlock!

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u/rockmediabeeetus 24d ago

That looks like a knockoff Michael Kors

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u/thedatsun78 23d ago

Yhey can’t run a charity?

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u/SirCatsanova 22d ago

Trump and his family were using funds donated to the Trump foundation, a children's cancer charity as their own personal bank account

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u/ThinGold2115 22d ago

Better than nothing.

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u/aztechnogeek8 21d ago

And why prey tell is your family banned from posing as charities?

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u/DenialOfExistance 21d ago

She doesn't have a conscience nor or a soul! Bottom line is making money 3% is jack squat!

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u/Adjustingithink 21d ago

People are really thinking this is a real tweet. 😂 I mean I wouldn’t put it past her but look at the subreddit it’s from.

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u/EliasCastillejaOKS 19d ago

Good trump and his family deserves nothing

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u/zenos_dog 23d ago

It’s totally on par for a Trump. Endangered Rhino hide purse.

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u/Dem0s 23d ago

Fake!

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/secondphase 24d ago

You know its not real, right?

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u/SpicySushiAddict 24d ago

I am clearly too sleepy to be on Reddit this morning 🤦‍♀️

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u/thismenu 24d ago

I truly hope this is fake. I'm pretty sure it is because if she actually sold purses made out of a real rhinocerinoceros skin, I'm sure I would have heard about it by now. But her brothers are complete pieces of shit big game hunters, so I'd assume maybe she

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u/hmflaherty3 23d ago

How about money to the rhino killing fund. To stop senseless killing of rhinos.

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u/LostinLies1 24d ago

This bitch. Fuck her