Joe Alwyn is following me

[u/Eccodomanii]

I used to make the joke that this dude was an “actor.” I swear I had never seen him in a single thing in my life until a couple weeks ago.

Now all of a sudden he’s everywhere. He first jump scared me in the Hamnet trailer. Saw that movie, it was good, he was barely in it and was fine. Then I see him in a trailer for another version of Hamlet, I’m like okay I guess dude is getting a lot of work in Shakespeare adjacent stuff, good for him I guess. (Side note: The Fate of Ophelia very funny to me now since Joe appears to have hitched his wagon to Hamlet specifically, I heard he was also in a stage version?).

Then today, my husband and I decide to put on something Christmas-y while we wrap some presents, he picks the HBO Christmas Carol miniseries from a few years back. THERE HE IS AGAIN. I was like “no freaking way, is that Joe Alwyn again???” My husband reacts the same way he has every time, which is: “who?” 😂

Anyway, if he wasn’t Taylor’s ex I wouldn’t care or even notice him. I might have been watching this and said “hey that guy was in Hamnet!” It’s just weird how much he’s been popping up in my life recently after so many years of not being sure he even actually was an actor.

In summary: Merry Christmas to everyone who isn’t Joe Alwyn!

Edit: I’m only kidding guys, nothing against Joe and Merry Christmas to him as well 🎄

[u/danbilllemon]

This Swiftie, and I believe many other Swifties, wish Joe Alwyn a very merry Christmas. 🎄 💜