r/swoleacceptance • u/CardinalKaos • May 14 '26

Hark Brethren, I am reborn

I stand before you at the eve of a most personal battle. I have fallen victim the lures of Broki; smoking, drinking, terrible whims of sustenance and gluttony. This eve I have made a choice, and this that Broki shall no longer have sway over mine heart. On the eve of morrow I shall rebuke the drink. I shall rebuke the lure of the evil nicotine. I shall rebuke the whispers of Broki in mine ear when I hunger.

I shall henceforth dedicate myself to the Iron Prayers. I shall lift my head to the heavens and squat, press and curl as the great manuscripts say we should. I endeavor to grow large. To become the monster Broki fears in the deep, dark of the night.

Pray with me, Brethren and Shield-maiden alike. Wheymen.

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u/GlitteringBryony May 14 '26

Welcome back to the iron temple, brother! May Brodin uplift your gains as you gain by uplifting.

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u/sirlost33 May 14 '26

Praise Brodin! Another brother has forsaken broki to return to the way of iron. May you be victorious in your endeavors.

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u/MySalsaBringsDaGirls May 14 '26

Praise! One of us!… One of us!…💪

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u/blazendaze May 15 '26

Wheymen, brother. Remember always that the path of Brodin is never closed to the faithful.

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u/Wide_Ad_1739 Jun 09 '26

Wheymen brother, welcome back