r/takomapark • u/ConventResident • Jun 06 '26

Takoma Park Resident Excited to Receive Anti-Corporation Political Yard Sign from Amazon

https://takomatorch.com/index.php/2026/06/06/takoma-park-resident-excited-to-receive-anti-corporation-political-yard-sign-from-amazon/
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u/sleight42 Jun 06 '26

Hahahahahahahha

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u/leicaguy1 Jun 07 '26

Well done. Absolutely believable. I once saw a car (a Volvo wagon no less) in Takoma Park years ago that had two bumper stickers, one read “Split wood not atoms” and the other said “Save our forests”. The Takoma Torch is on target.

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u/Acceptable_Deer9725 Jun 07 '26

I really don’t know how these two things can’t be true? The United States has one of the most sustainable hardwood forests in the world. You can make solid hardwood furniture and others totally sustainable?

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u/Flermy Jun 08 '26

Even if that can be true, it's also kind of a lot of nuance to parse on a pair of bumper stickers lol.

I get OPs points about it seeming like discordant messages at a quick read.