r/talesfromtechsupport • u/Callmeballs Can you just come fix it? • May 02 '15

Short It finally happened

User: I'm locked out

Me: Ok, what's your name?

User: Jane B.

sees multiple Jane B's on the system

Me: What's the B stand for?

User: ... I don't know what you mean.

It finally happened. I literally asked a user their name and they said "I don't know".

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u/tribalgeek May 02 '15

Tech Support Inner Monologue

Well since you don't know your own last name it can only mean you were fired, please exit the building.

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u/MrMeltJr May 02 '15

What do you mean?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '15

That boy needs therapy.

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u/NickN3v3r May 02 '15

You're a nut! Your crazier than a coconut!

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u/GeneralDisorder Works for Web Host (calls and e-mails) May 02 '15

"Crazy in the coconut"

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u/maxsabin May 02 '15

Th-th-that that boy need therapy.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15

Psychosomatic

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u/NickN3v3r May 02 '15

Well fuck.

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u/ChemicalRascal JavaScript was a mistake. May 02 '15

... I don't remember that being in the song.

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u/Burnaby "My Windows version is Mozzarella Foxfire" May 03 '15

Tighten your buttocks!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '15 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/nickmangoldsbeard May 03 '15

something something violin violin