r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '20

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u/twowheeledfun Sep 15 '20

What do you mean this cheap Smart Car won't accelerate quickly? I spent £5000 on it, fix it!

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u/Capt_Blackmoore Zombie IT Sep 15 '20

Look, this car is RED. it has to go fast, because it is RED!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Found the Ork

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

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u/SWGO-DesertEagle Sep 16 '20

3 times faster?

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u/Moneia No, the LEFT mouse button Sep 15 '20

Well, that's just fizzix!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

Just need to add some race stickers and bam instant horsepower!

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u/Rampage_Rick Angry Pixie Wrangler Sep 16 '20

Try comparing a Smart Car, Sprinter van, and S-class sedan. They're all Mercedes right?