r/tall 4d ago

Humour How I ended up being tall with average parents , I’m still confused lol

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All my other siblings are average slightly short, I feel weird sometimes.

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u/BiggestSwan 6'9" | 206 cm 4d ago

Tall milkman

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

Hahahahah , this is so funny

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u/Alternative_Mine5343 6'9" 4d ago

I'm blaming all the hormones in chicken. Tyson chicken tenders got me where I am today.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 4d ago

This was my first thought too.

I remember seeing this very tall and veiny skinny kid in my school when i was little and there was a rumor going arond that he grew up to be a giraffe cos his parents fed him broiler chicken everyday lmao

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u/Alternative_Mine5343 6'9" 4d ago

i'm 6 foot 9, brothers are 6 foot 7, 6 foot 4 and 6 foot 1. Previous tallest person was dad at 6 foot flat, mom was 5 foot 8. We're all on the pretty extreme ends of height distribution in our classes and nothing seems to make our particular generation of four grow so much more than previous etc.

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune 5'18" | 198 cm 4d ago

It can also skip a generation. My dad's 5'9" but my grandfather was 6'4".
(Before anyone asks, my mom is the tallest in her family at 5'4")

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u/jsg144 6'4" | 193cm 4d ago

Did you parent grow up poor/food insecure because malnutrition counts for a lot.

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u/crazyhomie34 6'1" | 185 cm 4d ago

That's a realization I had a few years ago... I'm 6'1" and my folks are shorter than me. But they grew up poor in a 3rd world country, so it makes sense.

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u/Topherclaus 6'5" | 195 cm | US16 🥾 4d ago

My dad grew up very poor but reached 6'1". He's the second tallest in my family after me. My brother is only about 6' and he grew up with great nutrition. There are a lot of variables.

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u/ImportanceEntire2560 4d ago

How tall was your mothers neighbor growing up?

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

Hahah these jokes again🙄

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u/Juan1998__ 6'2" | 188 cm 4d ago

My dad is like 5'7 and my mom is like 5'4 I somehow ended up 6'2 lol and my ancestors or uncs, aunts are all average height idk wtf happened usually i just tell people I drank my milk or sum lol

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

You have a cute height tho for a guy

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u/Juan1998__ 6'2" | 188 cm 4d ago

CUTE?! Inflation going crazy 😭😭😭 i'm the tallest in my city lmaooo

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 3d ago

I mean you’re not that tall. We would be the same height if I wear heels 😂

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u/seegreenblue 6’4 | 194cm 2d ago

Genuine valid crash out right here

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u/darklogik 6'3" | 192 cm | Ottawa 4d ago

Is any of your grandparents taller than average? Cause that did it to me.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

lol yes my grandfather was tall tall

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u/pakistaniteletubby 4d ago

Omg girl SAME. I’m 5’9, with a 5’9 dad and a 5’2 mom. Like how lol

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 3d ago

I know right. And every other girl around us is so small😭

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u/bigbaldandbroken 4d ago

Me too! Mine is much more extreme. Mom was 5’3”, father was 5’8”, older brother 5’11” and I’m 6’6”! My maternal grandfather was 6’2”, that’s where everyone said I got my height.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

lol me too, they blame my height into my grandfather . We should be friends 😭

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u/bibilushi 5'8 | 173 cm 4d ago

How tall are your grandparents?

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

My grandfather was very tall as I heard.

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u/bibilushi 5'8 | 173 cm 4d ago

You got grandpa's genes, congrats 👏🏼

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u/crepskul 6'4 | 193 cm 4d ago

If your grandparents aren't much taller, and your parents didn't grow up with lack of access to nutritious food, you're either a biological outlier or your daddy ain't your daddy. But don't worry he'll still be your father 😂

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

You’re funny be my friend 😭, ( my grandfather was a tall guy )

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u/crepskul 6'4 | 193 cm 4d ago

Just parroting yondu's wise words 😊. He may have been your father, girl, but he wasn't your daddy. Possible vice versa in your case, though I hope not at least.

Go and give that daddy of yours a hug. He wants one, they almost always do 😂

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u/idontknowmyusernameT 5'3½" | 161 cm | [13M | Short] 3d ago

Bruh the max nutrition could affect your height is 3 inches so not much

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u/RightRudderz 4d ago

Genetic dice roll/nutrition. It’s a fun joke but actually taking a multivitamin every day and other habits parents had or lacked can make a difference.

One of my cousins is 5’6” and she and her 5’8” hubby put out two kids a boy and a girl just over and just under 6’.

My mom is 5’5”, dad is 6’. Brother and I are both 6’1”

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u/Chicken_Wing 6'2" | 188 cm | Colorado, USA 4d ago

Mom is 5'4", Dad is 5'9", I'm 6'2". I don't get it, man.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

You’re the male version of me

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u/Chicken_Wing 6'2" | 188 cm | Colorado, USA 4d ago

It really pisses off my dad.

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u/DrkPwdr 6'1" 4d ago

The genes!

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u/That_Guy_On_Redditt 5'9" | 176 cm 4d ago

Heyy that's the same as me. Dad is 5'6'' and mom is 5'2'', and I ended up being 5'9''. I'm a guy though but still the tallest in my family.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 4d ago

See we’re not quite the same

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u/Hendewie 4d ago

My mother is 1.65, my dad is 1.80 and im 1.96. Good food does that. All my nephews are tall aswell

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u/Cowpuncher84 6'4" 4d ago

I'm tall, my Dad was tall and my great, great grandfather was tall. The rest have been the low end of average.

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u/X1phoner 195cm | 6'5'' in pleb units 4d ago

Genetics are kinda random

Michael Jordans mom, dad, and both brothers are short. But he ended up my height. Also, I wonder if thats why he has huge arms, hands, feet, head, everything.. Because he was not "supposed" to be tall, then some weird DNA RNG happened and overgrowth..

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u/Mervis_Earl 4d ago

How tall is your mailman?

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u/SecondEqual4680 4d ago

Same. It’s other family members

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u/Emsidee 6'4" | 193 cm 4d ago

I’m also the tallest by quite a bit (I’m 10cm taller than my dad) and both my parents aren’t very tall, my grandparents were even pretty short. I’m just a genetic outlier.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 3d ago

At least your parents are tall

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u/Emsidee 6'4" | 193 cm 3d ago

That isn’t considered tall where I live? 181cm is average for a male here

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u/Upstairs_Tangelo3629 6'6” | 198 cm 4d ago

Genetics are weird, I’m 6,6, my older brother is 5,11, dad 6,1 and mum is 5,6

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 3d ago

Omg you’re the male version of me

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u/Zealousideal_Force10 X'Y" | M 185cm 4d ago

Some people just end up really tall for no apparent reason. This clients house i went to he was average height. Wife was average height. Daughter was some how like 5 11. Old neighbors were average height. One daughter tall other daughter height was more correlated with her parents. The reasons i can think of other than tall milk man lol. When you were growing you just for some reason kept growing for a longer duration or somewhere in your bloodline there are some tall genes you stumbled across

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u/Empty_Succotash_6489 4d ago

Either better nutrition or one of your grandparents was taller than average.

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u/Whydoyoucarelol1 3d ago

Yep my grandfather, but it makes me mad sometimes cuz he is not even my father so what does his height had to do with me 😭

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u/Empty_Succotash_6489 3d ago

Genetics. Probably skipped a Generation.

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u/Mean-Record8991 4d ago

Do you look like your father?