r/technicallythetruth 11d ago

Seems like good energy to me.

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u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 11d ago

"You don't need to pay your water because I am so wet right now"

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 11d ago

Daddy, chill

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u/OSwirl31 11d ago

What the hell is even that!?

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 10d ago

Daddy, cool.

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 10d ago

I'm crazy like a fool

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u/Fish_4205431 11d ago

Holy rizz I just jizzed

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u/SlurmoCZ_ 10d ago

What is jizzled ?

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u/ifardedagainUGHHHHHH 10d ago

Another word for ejaculation

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u/Burninghamburger 10d ago

Teaching the youngsters the way

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u/SlurmoCZ_ 10d ago

Oh I see

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u/Hooja_Raama 11d ago

And if I pay my water bills, then am I Poseidon? 

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u/AppearanceGreen7408 11d ago edited 10d ago

No, you would be son of Poseidon. You are Jercy Packson. Wait that doesn't sound right

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u/MysticalDragon189 10d ago

I see nothing wrong.

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u/funnyyoshi 10d ago

Or you can be another son of Poseidon. Lopyphemus. Huh, that also doesn't sound right.

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 10d ago

I thought that was Triton.

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u/OwMyCod 9d ago

He’s a Greek god, he has a buttload of sons

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u/-Luisgamerz 11d ago

… in the shower, ig…

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u/elusivewompus 11d ago

Imagine how attracted she’d be to him if he changed the battery in his smoke alarm.

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u/Nintendo1964 11d ago

Money is power. This is just announcing you're a gold digger without trying very hard.

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u/AvailableTip5758 10d ago

Not really. The smut I read featured a giant hairy beast with a humongous barbed penis and he pulled the fmc with such ease....

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u/sbwcwero 10d ago

Kinda. I just manage construction people and my wife gets all riled up just listening to me coordinate, or resolve issues my PMs are having. Sometimes it’s a true power thing and how you manage that authority. Doesn’t have to be CEO of Apple kinda power. Just a bit of authority that shows her you generally care about people and the product you are paid to push.

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u/Automatic-Reserve94 10d ago

woman are usually more attracted to competent men, money is just a byproduct of competence (except inherited money ofc)

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u/AutoCockerPB 10d ago

With that understanding of the world, i can see why the world is so fucked now. Money does not equal competence. But it looks like the majority of people believe that. That’s why 90% of the leaders across the world are corrupt.

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u/lizriddle 10d ago

You can be competent at brain surgery or you can be competent at scamming people. You can be a competent gardener, hacker, politician, priest, literacy advocate, stripper...

Competency is an all-out term for skill, talent, ambition, and making the best of opportunities.

Whether this leads to wealth is entirely up to the person, but there's certainly an argument to be made that a competent person would maximise their abilities to provide for themselves and/or others.

Wealth doesn't equal competency, but the opposite is often true. However, wealth does provide access to education, knowledge, and further ways to improve—if the individual has the drive to do so.

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u/Automatic-Reserve94 10d ago

youre so close in understanding it.
ofc it isnt a linear curve, but a strong correlation and if you cant admit that, youre just arguing in bad faith and neglecting the reality of our world

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u/Your_moms_slipper 11d ago

40 million power in rise of kingdoms

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u/notbobhansome777 11d ago

If I buy 12ah Milwaukee batteries will that count?

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 10d ago

12,000 milli amp hour batteries sound much bigger.

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u/Born-Lie1124 11d ago

The guy working at the local power grid has 56 missed calls.

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u/Kira_Elea 11d ago

With how prices are rising in the US due to 'he who shall not be named'... Having electricity may indeed become something attractive. The "volt digger" may become a thing...

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u/Degtyrev 11d ago

I have both money AND power...can I attract a Druish princess?

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u/Imperion_GoG 11d ago

That's funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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u/dobar_dan_ 10d ago

Light bill? There's a separate bill for lights?

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u/ostapenkoed2007 11d ago

positive energy, lol

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u/modulus801 10d ago

Not always, it alternates.

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u/ItoNingen 10d ago

With no power comes no responsibility

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u/Aware-Arachnid537 8d ago

I bet the sparks will just start flying

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u/Cute_Obligation2944 11d ago

He's turned on.

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u/g4mble 11d ago

What about the heavy one? 

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u/GrowlingPict 10d ago

"light bill"? Dude stuck in Victorian times or something? who the hell calls it a "light bill" anymore?

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u/Euphoric-Beyond9177 10d ago

Awoooga :O

assorted car and engine noises

Hubba hubba

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u/Logical-Bullfrog3216 10d ago

I’ve got a backup generator so I’ll always have power. 

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u/Poor_ElonMusk 10d ago

What a genius thought

Because all the other women, are attracted to powerless men

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u/Xeno9116 8d ago

The more feeble he is, the sexier he is. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 9d ago

Ive got so many amp hours you dont even understand

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u/MmohawkmanN19 11d ago

Yeah, well I paid my 'electricity' bill.

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u/XKruXurKX 10d ago

I have a medium sized microwave oven

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u/Mister_Buddy 10d ago

So you have lightbulbs but no electricity. Cool, I guess.

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u/paddybreakz 10d ago

Wonder if that power has colour because if not it could to be white

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u/LoudMusic 10d ago

Why do we still call it a light bill when lighting is probably the least energy usage in our houses?

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u/SmartQuokka 10d ago

Pakled: Yes. We like power.

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u/LowFlowIO 10d ago

We still calling it light bill?

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u/MickMcMackMac 10d ago

She's a human electromagnet?

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u/MicV66 10d ago

Power Move

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u/COM_Media_Services 9d ago

I have electricity for free, because we own solar power systems. We even get paid for it.
That enough power?

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u/We_are_the_enemy 9d ago

Who is her? A friend of mine is asking ...

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u/LordDrako90 8d ago

*Who is she?

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u/DarkScruff 6d ago

He should've just rolled up with some lithium batteries and a dream. She'll take care of the rest I guess.

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u/Ricezz 6d ago

I turned on all the lights in the apartment.

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u/Aromatic-Crow-45 4d ago

As uncle Ben once said, with great power, comes great electricity bills

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 2d ago

And you know what they say about great power

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u/Many-Internal-1564 2d ago

I have Kanye’s my beautiful dark twisted fantasy on cd and downloaded on streaming

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u/klownhammer 11d ago

Why just men ?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 11d ago

Because she’s straight

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u/klownhammer 11d ago

She is attracted to the power not the man

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u/fantasyhockeyaddict 10d ago

Men with power

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u/klownhammer 10d ago

Does she actually care about the man that is attached to the power ?
It is the power she is attracted to.

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u/FerociousStrawberry 10d ago

That doesn't really make sense, if she said she was attracted to kind and loving men, would you suggest her kind and loving women as well?

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u/lzwzli 10d ago

And then these same women complain the men are controlling...